Say what you want about Courtney Love (Lord knows we have!), but the woman calls it like she sees it. Granted, she might be seeing it through a milky haze with her bosoms falling out of her top at the Hugo premiere after party, but still! “[She’s] further down the line than I was,” Love allegedly tells Details about Lindsay Lohan’s substance abuse issues, explaining that she’s acting as Lindsay’s sobriety coach, “because nobody else will.” Wow. Huh. Well, can’t argue with the facts, we guess!
Courtney has talked before about her role as “junkie Auntie Mame” for Lohan, telling addiction and recovery issues website The Fix how she advised Lilo following one of her several arrests, even talking phone calls from Michael Lohan. Says Courtney, “I went up to Lindsay’s room one time and there was a show on called 101 Celebrity Oops and I am like every other one, you know — boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing s–t at Madonna, you know whatever. I’m like ‘Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!” Wow, this whole relationship sounds like a real-life episode of Scared Straight! Except with way more exposed areolae.
Thank you, Details, for putting Jeremy Renner on your December cover. It’s like an early Christmas present! We weren’t too happy that we haven’t seen the actor covering many magazines lately. The interview was conducted as he was shooting The Bourne Legacy, and if that doesn’t scream “tough guy,” then the fact that he’s studied Filipino stick fighting and Muay Thai martial arts should. But then again, he’s played a multitude of macho characters including Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol and the upcoming The Avengers, following his Oscar-nominated breakout role in The Hurt Locker. So where exactly does professional makeup artist fit in? Yep, he’s been one in the past. And that makes us love him even more. Imagine: He looks awesome in a suit, but would also be able to do up your face before a big premiere.
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Look, we’re too old to be in The Jonas Brothers‘ target demographic (by a good twenty years, to be honest), but if it’s not too creepy to say this: Joe Jonas‘ cover of this month’s Details magazine is pretty hot. (To say nothing of the photo spread inside the magazine.)
Jonas also manages to win us over a little bit in his interview by proving he’s no teeny-bopper, he’s actually a pretty cool guy who seems like he’d be fun to hang out with. He shops at Trader Joe’s, hangs out with The Black Keys and Bono, and of course dates Ashley Greene, who he says “really puts my feelings first. She understands my busy schedule.” The 21-year-old also has a solo album coming out, but if all else fails, he’ll no doubt have a successful career as a model, amirite ladies?
Seeing Vanessa Hudgens’s Details photos, we can tell the Sucker-Punch star is finally comfortable posing for sexy photos she knows the whole world will see. Of all the Disney princesses’ scandals, Vanessa’s nude photos were probably the most tawdy (salvia can’t hold a candle to them), but girl is looking even better in these new damp pics.
In addition to being extremely fine, Hudgens talks about her split from Zac Efron in a way that makes us think the couple is far from over. “Who knows what the future will bring?” Vanessa says. “We’re figuring things out.” In the meantime, Hudgens has another man in her life: Journey to the Center of the Earth co-star Michael Caine. “Not only is he uh-mazingly, stupidly talented, but he still kind of hits on me. All the time,” Vanessa laughs. “If it was anybody else, I’d be like, ‘Who the hell do you think you are?’ But because it’s Michael Caine, I’m like, ‘Sock it to me more, baby, come on!'” If that’s the case, then Sir Caine is going to love the butt cheeks and chains a-go-go in Vanessa’s Details photo shoot video. But really, won’t we all?