Christina Aguilera is under no obligation to slip into a leotard and fishnets for all her performances, but what in the name of Kevin-James-looking, Segway-riding, crime-busting mall police did she wear to yesterday’s Disney Parks Christmas Day parade? A long sleeve white button plus an undone silk tie equals Xtina chasing a pack of rowdy [...]
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Cinderella Joins The Live-Action Princess Movie Parade
In addition to a possible Snow White movie (which is, you know, in addition to two other Snow White movies), Disney is currently hoping to land director Mark Romanek for their upcoming Cinderella live-action film. Let’s see, we also have a dark, edgy Little Mermaid and an upcoming Beauty and Beast starring Emma Watson…come on, [...]
Disney Is Really Hoping You Want A Third Snow White Movie
Hollywood is crossing its fingers that you will want to see Disney’s Snow White remake, despite the fact that their film, The Order of the Seven, is the third movie currently in production that’s based on the classic fairy tale. As if Cinderella or Ariel couldn’t wield a sword! Please. Based on the “dark, edgy” [...]
Ke$ha Cleans Up For The Magic Kingdom
Look what we have here. Ke$ha cuddling with The White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom yesterday, looking…. normal. The hair’s not ratty, there are no bottles of Jack lurking around anywhere on her person, no Smurfy blue lipstick and her body parts are adequately covered. We’re even going to take [...]
Selena Gomez Shoots Pilot For Disney Prank Show
What’s the likelihood that the only reason Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are dating is to slowly but inevitably Punk the entire United States of America with their so-called relationship? We can never trust their supposed romance now that we know Selena Gomez is filming a new prank show for Disney. “Selena shot the pilot [...]
Is Demi Lovato Getting Booted Off Sonny With A Chance?
The Disney Channel has announced that it is renaming the series Sonny With A Chance. The show’s new name will now be So Random, prompting rumors that the series’ star, Demi Lovato, who went to rehab last year, will not return to the show since she is the titular “Sonny.” In what is perhaps the [...]
Disney Reveals Evil New Ads Featuring Olivia Wilde, Queen Latifah, And Alec Baldwin
Disney’s latest ad campaign is pretty sinister indeed. The company has just released some new ads featuring the likes of Queen Latifah, Olivia Wilde, Alec Baldwin, Jeff Bridges, and Penelope Cruz dressed as famous, villainous characters to entice visitors to experience the magic at the Disney Parks. We fully admit that we’re Disney nerds and [...]
Ryan Gosling Says The Mickey Mouse Club Was “Depressing”, Mainly Because He Sucked At It
We can imagine plenty of reasons why Ryan Gosling might remember the The Mickey Mouse Club as “depressing”: insane stage mothers, hideous outfits, lax child labor laws. Or was it because, as Gosling mentions in an interview with Steve Carrell, “in my age bracket, there were seven kids, three of whom were Christina Aguilera, Britney [...]
Jersey Shore Season 4: Disney World?
Hey Pauly D, you GTLed every day this month! What are you gonna do now to celebrate? Go to Disney World, of course! Just days after the second season finale of Jersey Shore, Pauly made his way down to Florida to hit up the Happiest Place On Earth That Isn’t New Jersey™. But it wasn’t [...]
