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Incurable Romantics: 20 Celebrities Who Have Had At Least 3 Marriages!

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Let’s be honest, we all love love. The butterflies, the head-spinning, the can’t-stop-thinking-about-that-special-someone feeling. Y’all know what I’m talking about. Drew Barrymore, Tom Cruise, Elizabeth Taylor and Halle Berry are just a small selection of the many celebrities who’ve fallen under love’s spell… several times. Some are guilty of wedding thrice and some are guilty of wedding up to nine times! Check out our gallery of 20 Celebrities Who’ve Been Married At Least 3 Times to find out which celeb ranks highest in exes!

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Heidi Klum Admits She’s Sleeping With Her Bodyguard, Denies Cheating On Seal

We’re sure there’s a sequel to The Bodyguard in here somewhere. Model and former Victoria’s Secret Angel Heidi Klum admitted today on Katie that she is in fact hooking up with her bodyguard Martin Kristen.  OK, technically she said that they were “seeing” each other, but potato po-tah-to right? Whatever the case, it’s still very early days for the couple. “I don’t know if I can call it [a relationship],” she told host Katie Couric. “It just started. I don’t know.”

This news is probably is sending shock-waves of rage through her ex-husband Seal. As the divorce between the couple/costume enthusiasts heats up, Seal has been making claims that Heidi cheated on him with this same bodyguard during their marriage. He even told TMZ that he wishes that she’d “waited until we separated before deciding to fornicate with the help.” That’s harsh! He later apologized for the comment, but he’s still obviously not happy with the whole thing. “He’s upset,” a friend of the couple told People. “What really bothers Seal was this guy was a dear friend. They called each other ‘brother.’ He feels betrayed.”

But Heidi denies these accusations, saying that she “never looked at another man” over the course of their seven year marriage. But lately she has been seen out and about with Martin quite a bit, even getting photographed together on vacation in Sardinia, Italy. She opened up about the new man in her life today on Katie. “I trust him with my children’s life,” she said. “He’s a great man and, recently, we just got to know each other from a completely different side.”

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What Is Kris Humphries’ Next Gig?

It’s official: Kris Humphries could not keep up with the Kardashians. We’re sure you’ve heard by now that Kim Kardashian is divorcing him after 72 days of marriage. We guess she started feeling the old Two-and-a-Half-Month Itch. But that’s just the start of Kris’ troubles, because he’s also out of work! After becoming a “free agent” on the advice of soon-to-be-ex-momager Kris Jenner, chances are good that he won’t get signed in time to participate in the 2011-2012 NBA season. This leaves him both single and unemployed, and a prenup ensures that he won’t see a dime of Kim’s reality show millions.

But Kris fans shouldn’t fear, because the kind folks at Chippendales have stepped in! The male dancing organization has asked the former Mr. Kardashian to fill their celebrity MC spot at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, a position formerly held by 98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmonds. Despite the stunning legacy, there’s no word on whether or not Kris will take Chippendales up on their offer. Even if he doesn’t, we’re sure Kris will land on his feet. We can think of dozens of job opportunities available to the former ball player as the result of his marriage and subsequent public heartbreaking. Keep your chin up, Kris, and remember: When one door closes, another one opens. Check out the gallery below and see what we mean!

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Kate Walsh Feels Like A “Loser” For Being Divorced, Childless

Alright, who let a certain former wife of Brad Pitt get her hands on Kate Walsh‘s cellphone number? In an interview with More magazine, Kate Walsh says that she feels like a loser for being childless. “I feel like a loser. I would definitely love to be a parent. But I definitely don’t think I want to do it on my own,” the Private Practice star admits. “Things are just going to go the way they go… I thought I’d be married and have three or four kids. I always knew I wanted to be an actress, but I think I always wanted a quote-unquote normal life because I had a very untraditional upbringing.” Hmmm, a gorgeous, wealthy, successful actress who feels like a complete “loser” because she hasn’t popped out a screaming baby yet. We hope Kate hasn’t been reading any hand-made leaflets that somebody’s been slipping under her front door.

While Walsh wishes for the pitter-patter of tiny feet, she has mixed feelings about the sound of much larger, man-sized feet clomping around her house. Says Walsh of her 2008 divorce from husband Alex Young, “Oh my God. The worst thing ever. It was so public, and yet it was so legal-embroiled. You couldn’t talk about anything…” If Kate hears the whir of her blender from the kitchen whipping up a batch of “cheer-up margaritas,” we’re already too late. Aniston’s managed to disarm her security system.

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Pete Wentz Thanks God For Sheen For Distracting Us From His Divorce

A lot of people are terribly pleased that Charlie Sheen is spiraling like a pig hurtling down a greased slide: radio DJs, parents who want to scare their kids straight, Emilio Estevez (Just kidding, E! Ducks fly together!). But only Pete Wentz is glad Charlie Sheen distracted people from his divorce from Ashlee Simpson. “I think that one of the things, the hardest thing, is that when you’re a public profile it’s hard to maintain your private life, and you wanna do it especially when there’s a kid involved,” Wentz said. “It’s like the one time on earth I’m like, ‘Thank God, Charlie Sheen exists.’” You and America both, brother!

While he might throw out a light dis towards the Tiger Blood King himself, Pete has nothing but love for his soon to be ex-wife. “Ashlee’s been my best friend for five years; she’s the mother of my child. I have nothing but love and respect for her and going through something like this isn’t easy, but we’re friends and the most important thing is to put our son first,” Wentz explained, despite the fact that allegedly Ashlee is dating musician Craig Owens before the ink is dry on her request for full-custody. That doesn’t make you want to just Twitter something outrageous by any chance, does it Pete? You better hope Charlie pulls some epic move and gets elected of governor of California soon, or else eventually everyone’s eyes are going to drift back to your undoubtedly messy custody battle….

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Eva Longoria Gets Her Revenge on Tony Parker

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Eva Longoria didn’t get mad at Tony Parker, she got even. At least if you believe the latest chapter in their split saga that’s making the rounds today. We know the pair agreed to divorce after Eva discovered intimate text messages on her husbands phone that were sent by Erin Barry, the wife of fellow San Antonio’s Spur Brent Barry. But according to Radar Online this had happened weeks ago. The two were apparently  still discussing when to reveal their breakup to the world when Eva sprung the divorce papers on him yesterday.

“Eva was hurt and she wanted a little revenge,” the source told Radar. “So she blindsided Tony with the divorce filing. They were working out the details about who was going to file and when. They didn’t want it to become a messy divorce. Then Eva got a little revenge and didn’t tell Tony she was filing and dropped the papers on him, catching him off balance for the media blitz.”

On top of that, she also made the relationship between her husband and Erin Barry public as well. Despite admitting to the text messages, both Erin and Tony deny that their relationship was ever a physical one. But as the two couples had been friends for some time, Longoria felt understandably stabbed in the back. “Eva is furious that Tony started a relationship with a woman she knew, a woman they went out with as couple friends. She felt betrayed by Tony and this is how she got a small measure of revenge.”

And it looks like the revenge rocked more than just Tony. Brent Barry is reportedly filing for divorce from Erin this afternoon.

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Divorce Is Official, But Did Tony Have An Affair?

The media firestorm known as The Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Break-Up continues this afternoon with a twist straight out of Desperate Housewives. Extra reports that Eva found hundreds of intimate texts on Tony’s cell phone from the wife of a fellow San Antonio Spurs player. Eva herself apparently told Extra reporter and close friend Mario Lopez about her husbands indiscretions, which put an end to their three-year relationship.

“She is devastated, and wants us all to know that,” Lopez said on Extra. “But she’s strong.” The actress went on to say that this would not be the first time her husband has strayed. According to her, Tony had an relationship with another woman at the start of their marriage, and still kept in contact with her through Facebook.

Longoria filed for divorce this afternoon citing irreconcilable differences. She tweeted “It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce. We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.”

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by (@hallekiefer)

Beyonce’s Parents Might Not Be Getting Divorced, Because Beyonce’s Life Is Perfect

If you needed further proof that Beyonce’s life is perfect and blessed and covered with a thin golden layer of angel kisses…well, you could probably just look at her. Seriously, look at that woman. Good lord. Anyway, for those of you who thought there must be some tiny flaw in the diva’s life, it looks like you’re going to have to eat your words, as rumors abound that Beyonce’s parents are not getting divorced after all.

If you recall, mama Tina Knowles filed for divorce in fall 2009 after finding out that husband Matthew Knowles may have made a future pop superstar with a woman who wasn’t his wife; the baby later proved to be Beyonce’s dad’s, and Tina slapped him with papers a month later. However, sources say that neither party showed up in court in Harris County, Texas yesterday to begin the divorce trial. Which could be a result of their solid gold alarm clocks both failing to work at the same time, but is more likely evidence that they don’t want to actually go through with it…for now. The judge dismissed the case after no one showed, and (we’re assuming) Beyonce stepped back from her crystal ball in heaven and clapped the fairy dust off her hands. Another day’s hard work done.

by (@hallekiefer)

“Drops Of Jupiter” Incites Charlie Sheen To Violence, Everyone Else To Vomiting

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In the latest human disaster news, Charlie Sheen is citing Train‘s “Drops of Jupiter” as the impetus for the crazy attack he committed against wife Brooke Mueller on Christmas 2009. According to Sheen, Mueller became jealous of his relationship with his daughter, which included loving Train’s 2001 hit single and using “two tracking telescopes… so they could both look at the same point in the universe at the same time, as a way of staying connected.” Let’s hope his daughter was looking up at the sky; if not, she may have caught a glimpse of her father’s career spiraling toward the ground in flames.

Mueller was supposedly enraged by the two’s close bond; Sheen quotes her as saying “You have a song with you share with your daughter, but not one with me?”, provoking both of them to “slap” at “each others’ hands or wrists.” We could not make this foolishness up if we tried. Seriously though, this is a great tactical move for Sheen. Most people agree that nothing makes you look less like a crazy monster person than explaining how a cheesy pop song incited you to manhandle your girlfriend. “Well, Your Honor, you see, I had a telescope and that Train song was playing and one thing lead to another…you know how it is. May I leave jail now?” Of course we know how it is! We can’t tell you how many times we’ve just been hanging out, looking through our telescopes and being total nutter-butters, when all of a sudden we committed a horrible crime against another person! Happens to the best of us! Oh no, sorry, we meant “the worst of us.” It happens to the worst of us. [Photo: Getty Images]