After filming two seasons straight, at least one member of Jersey Shore is going to come staggering out of the beach house with a job lined up. Pauly D’s Britney Spears tour gig has him opening for the singer during six dates this fall. “I am so excited to be performing on the Britney Spears Femme Fatale tour,” Pauly said in a statement. “Britney is one of my favorite performers and certainly one of this generation’s most influential artists. It’s an amazing platform to connect with my fans around the country.” It’s probably also nice not to be trapped with seven other people in a home filled with simmering rage and the smell of old gym bags, though yes, Britney is seriously amazing.
Pauly’s first show will be August 17 in Grand Rapids, Michigan, where hopefully he won’t panic at the thought of seeing thousands of people he doesn’t spent 24 hours a day with. As for playing Spears’ songs prior to her performance, Pauly scoffs “A DJ should not play the artist’s songs at her concert ’cause she has to perform these songs. I’m not going to be playing any Britney before she performs; maybe after. I’ll let her perform, let her shine ’cause it’s her night.” Hmmm, no Britney and no computer for the past nine months…let’s hope “We No Speak Americano” has enough remixes to make this work.
The FABLife is playing March Celebrity Madness this month, putting 64 of our favorite stars into brackets and having you vote to decide our ultimate FAB icon. First we’ll be pitting four similar celebs against each other in the divisionals, with the winners pairing (and squaring) off in our Sweet 16 until only one is left standing. It’s just like the NCAA, except…ok, it’s nothing like the NCAA.
It’s Monday morning, so who better to wake up with than the cast of Jersey Shore. The Situation may have bombed at Donald Trump’s Roast, but he still makes our shortlist of the show’s stars, along with J-Woww, Snooki and Pauly D. Which one is your favorite reality TV party-starter? If you’re upset that Ronnie, Vinny, Sammi or anyone didn’t make the poll, let us know in the comments. Just don’t break anything!
You’ve just about made it through another holiday season full of tons of food, holiday traffic and crazy cousins. Congrats! Now it’s time to ring in the new year with the 100 hottest celebrity bikini pictures of the year. You’re welcome! Our gallery is ordered from one to 100, with #1 being the hottest. Miranda Kerr is the reigning champ from 2009 — not even Vanessa Minnillo in a skimpy pink bikini could topple her in 2010. Enjoy!
The motto amongst the Jersey Shore crew seems to be ‘survival of the fittest’. The Situation takes this a little too seriously with his business plan that mainly comprises muscle boosters and protein vodka. And while you’d think he was leading the pack, he’s off shaking his moneymaker on Dancing with The Stars. So the rest of the cast are crawling out of the woodwork quicker than you can say “50% off at Tanning Salon” to try and take his place.
We’re surprised to say this, but it looks like Pauly D might just have overtaken everyone else. That’s “DJ” Pauly D, who now has his own spin-off reality show and a source explains, “They have already chosen a name and of course it will be deejay-related.”
Thanks, source. The “of course” is duly noted.
If you’re like us and thinking WTF, here’s another explanation, “It’s another MTV reality show and he’ll be DJ-ing and of course doing things his fans love to watch.”
And what would that be? GTL? Activities that involve hair gel? Rubbing up against every woman within a five mile radius of him? Or all of the above? And we’re so incredibly thankful that we get to watch him on not one, but two shows now. Hallelujah. [Photo: Getty Images]
Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D and Vinny took romantic strolls on the beach this weekend with their cheeky summer loves, Rocio and Ramona. 20-year-old Rocio wore a skimpy leopard bikini as she and her bare booty romped with and laid on top of DJ Pauly. Wingman Vinny reportedly met his Romanian babe at a nightclub in South Beach where she works as a dancer, when she’s not modeling. Given the “play girl” tat on her lower back, we’re going to assume it’s not high fashion. It’s clear these guidos have a type, and it ain’t your average girl next door. More old-fashioned courting below. [Photos: Splash News]
We heard back in April that the cast of Jersey Shore would only be in Miami for “a short time,” but now it’s May and the boys are still down south chasing tail. Last weekend certainly provided plenty of opportunities, with The Situation fishing for females in the surf (dude didn’t wax his crotch for nothing) and DJ Pauly D using Snooki for a bench-press (you just earned yourself another “Famous Bulldog,” Snooks). See all this sexiness and more—Angelina does a beer bong, yo!—in the gallery below.
Holding the She’s Out Of My League premiere in Vegas was a smooth idea, but it does cut down on the number of non-cast celebs available to attend compared to NY or LA. Thankfully, one of the hottest rising stars in America showed up at Planet Hollywood to catch the Jay Baruchel comedy—DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore! Between this and Pauly’s photo with Michael Cera, our boy is clearly the toast of thecomedy world. Personally, we feel all future premieres should be judged on how many Jersey Shore castmembers can be roped into attending. One shot of Snooki and The Situation on your red carpet is worth a dozen Brangelinas—at least until Brad loses the goatee.
“Jersey Shore” stars Mike and Pauly D hit up Lumen in Chicago on February 19, 2010. FABlife correspondent Cindy Barrymore was on hand to snap pics of the guys (We have her to thank for close-up photos of Pauly’s jewel-encrusted headphones. Amazing!) and fill us in on all the action. Read her first-hand account below.
Last Friday, Mike (“The Situation”) and DJ Pauly D worked a not-so-hard day’s night, earning what the NY Daily News reports to be as much as $7,500 each for an hour-long appearance at the intimate Chicago hot spot Lumen. Nevertheless, the fervor encircling them mirrored that of the Fab Four, with fans freaking out for the world’s most beloved guidos.
After the duo canceled their scheduled appearance last month to attend an MTV press event with the other cast members, they finally arrived at Lumen around midnight on February 19, to a tightly packed mass of screaming fans. The adulation was so intense, they were forced to rush past the fans, heading straight to the exclusive VIP area.
Reemerging, Mike jumped on stage to shake hands, douse the crowd with champagne and flash his abs to uproarious applause. Pauly – sporting his signature tan and an equally gold Rolex – worked the turntables at the deejay booth, where snapping photos of him proved effortless for those camera-toting fans smart enough to arrive early to stake out their spots.
After helping Pauly hand out “Shore Whores” t-shirts, we spied Mike at back of the club sipping Svedka vodka as he flirted with some of the girls hand-picked to join him for whatever situation he had planned. All in a hard day’s work!