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Train Sells “Drops Of Jupiter” Wine For No Comprehensible Reason

Introducing the band Train’s Drop Of Jupiter wine, which finally solves the question, “What would compel somebody to wear high heels while they’re exercising?” It does not, however, answer the question, “What person on the face of the planet would possibly buy Train wine?” Besides being named after Train’s Billboard 100 Top 5 hit, Drops [...]

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Ryan Dunn’s Blood Alcohol Levels Way Over The Legal Limit When He Crashed

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We’ve truly been sorry about reporting about Ryan Dunn‘s death. His body went for an autopsy this week to figure out whether or not he was driving under the influence when he crashed his Porsche 911, killing both himself and his passenger, Zachary Hartwell. Apparently, Ryan was driving at speeds between 132-140 MPH when the [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Due Back In Court Today For Failing Sobriety Test

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She never allows us to miss her, does she? Lindsay Lohan is due in court this morning for testing positive for booze. That of course is a violation of her probation terms, and Judge Stephanie Sautner has ordered her to come in and face the repercussions. Here’s some extra bad news that doesn’t bode particularly [...]

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Had One Too Many? Christina Aguilera Boozes It Up With Her Boyfriend

On one hand, we feel sorry for Christina Aguilera. No one likes being photographed looking their worst. We’ve all been there right? Stumbling out of clubs, raucous house parties, liquid dinners with friends and so on. But then again, the singer has got to learn to be more careful. There’s already a fair amount of [...]

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Christina Aguilera And Matthew Rutler Arrested After Night Of Drinking

Yikes! Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested last night. Aguilera was taken in by the LAPD for public drunkenness while Rutler was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. The pair was taken to the West Hollywood Sherriff’s Station at around 2:45am, TMZ reports, and a source says that Aguilera was [...]

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David Arquette Trainwreck Started With Drinking In Kindergarten

In case you were wondering when Courteney Cox‘s husband went completely off the rails, the fact David Arquette started drinking at age four suggests it was before he could wear shoes without Velcro. “I had my first drink of beer, I must have been four years old,” an exhausted-looking Arquette explains in an interview with [...]

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Paula Abdul Claims “I Am Intelligent And Not A Drunk”

As anyone who has seen Paula Abdul on TV can attest, the former American Idol judge has, at times, appeared to hit the bottle—booze or pill, take your pick. But in an interview with CBS this weekend, Paula opened up about her loopiness, defending herself against claims that she’s a drunk or a dummy. Paula [...]