Drug Arrests

by (@hallekiefer)

There Is Nothing Not Tragic About Jon Bon Jovi’s Daughter’s Alleged Heroin Overdose And Arrest

Jon Bon Jovi's daughter Stephanie Bongiovi arrested after overdose

It’s bizarre to think that Jon Bon Jovi literally experienced a parent’s worst nightmare early this morning: receiving a call saying his child had been arrested following an alleged heroin overdose. TMZ first reported that police had responded to a call made from Hamilton College claiming the singer’s eldest child Stephanie Rose Bongiovi was “unresponsive” in her dorm room shortly before 2:00 a.m. Stephanie was allegedly treated at a hospital following intervention from emergency medical personnel, then subsequently arrested and charged after a “small quantity of Heroin,” marijuana and “drug paraphernalia” were found in her room. Thus begins a child’s worst nightmare: being simultaneously hugged and yelled at by a deeply terrified Bon Jovi. (We’re assuming.)

“In addition to violating state law, the actions alleged to have been committed by the students violate Hamilton College policy,” Hamilton College said in a statement. “The college is cooperating with the police investigation. Our first concern is always for the safety of our students. Out of respect for the privacy of our students and in accordance with federal regulations we do not discuss individual health or disciplinary matters.” Stephanie is currently recovering from the alleged overdose and has since been released from custody; she will have to return to court at a later date to face the misdemeanor charges. Fellow student Ian S. Grant was also arrested and charged with drug possession following the incident, but more importantly, will probably have to face the wrath of Jon Bon Jiovi.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Robin Thicke Busted For Pot Possession

In case you were wondering whether singer Robin Thicke‘s buttery smoothness was natural or herbally-enhanced…well, this doesn’t really clarify anything, does it? It does, however, shed light on what he does to relax, seeing as how cops busted the singer as he sparked up in a Cadillac Escalade on East 21st Street in Manhattan this afternoon. We can’t say we took Thicke for a huge ganja fan, though we guess that does explain why he went on that diatribe about Paul Patton’s orgasms in Essence back in December. That was not the rational decision of a lucid mind!

Robin joins a recent grab bag of celebs who’ve been arrested for marijuana possession since the new year, including Snoop Dogg and Mirror, Mirror star Armie Hammer. According to TMZ, Thicke was allegedly polite, even signing a few autographs during his arrest. Thankfully the singer was soon released. The man cannot live without his silk pajamas and cognac, and we are 99% those are contraband in prison.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Home Improvement‘s Taran Noah Smith Busted For Drugs, DUI Wilson Weeps

Look, Taran Noah Smith, go ahead and shoot a nail gun though Al’s foot if you feel like it. Accidentally ram a lawnmower through the wall of the soundstage if it tickles your fancy, but driving drunk and doing drugs? We have to draw the line somewhere. Sadly, according to TMZ, Smith, the youngest of Tim Allen’s be-sweatshirted sons on the classic ’90s sitcom Home Improvement, was arrested this morning for an alleged DUI and felony drug possession. It’s always the quiet ones…with the bowl haircuts.

Los Angeles law enforcement allegedly found Smith in the possession of hash after noticing his Honda Accord was both parked in front of a fire hydrant and emitting a “strong odor” of an illegal substance. Well, it’s like Chinese philosopher Chuang Tse once said, “You cannot speak of the ocean to a well frog, you cannot speak of ice to a summer insect.” Wow, what was Wilson talking about? That advice isn’t helpful at all!

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by (@missmuttoo)

Armie Hammer Manages To Look Charming Even In Mugshots

We can forgive the dodgy looking shirt and the popped collar because this is one of the nicest celebrity mugshots we’ve ever seen! There is absolutely nothing sordid about this picture of Armie Hammer. Why would anyone put this sweet, smiling man into jail, right? Armie was arrested and jailed for one night in Sierra Blanca, Texas, for pot possession last November. He was busted with three medicinal pot cookies and one brownie by drug-sniffing dogs at a border patrol checkpoint. We’ve checked out some nazzty mugshots in our time, but this is the absolute opposite of everything we’ve seen. Plus, we know he’s not exactly a hardened criminal, so we have no qualms in appreciating his aesthetics.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Did Nitrous Oxide Use Land Demi Moore In The Hospital?

Demi Moore’s hospitalization earlier this week is sad news no matter what the cause. We can all agree on that, right? While allegations of exhaustion, drug use and/or anorexia have been flying fast and furious, TMZ is now alleging that it was nitrous oxide inhalation that brought on the Margin Call star’s medical emergency Monday night. The site’s sources allege Demi was doing whip-its (i.e. inhaling nitrous oxide recreationally) when she experienced “the symptoms of a seizure.” Call us a gaggle of prudes (it’s already our band name), but whip-its do not seem like the drug of choice for 50-year-old millionaire moms. Then again….what does?

According to TMZ, a friend of Demi informed paramedics of the situation, having called 911 after Moore “lapsed into semi-consciousness.” Wow, we are really hoping this is just a weird, dirty rumor and that the cause of Demi’s crisis turns out to be something more benign, like too much dancing. Please let it be too much dancing.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Armie Hammer Busted For Pot Possession In Texas

The Social Network? More like The Stoner Network! Eh? The Stoned Ranger? Yeah, we’re happy with that one. TMZ reports that Mirror, Mirror actor Armie Hammer was arrested for pot possession back on November 30. The time delay suggests to us that Armie’s publicist has been hustling to keep this incident out of the news. Unfortunately, our hunger for embarrassing celebrity stories cannot be satisfied. Might we even say we have the “munchies” for humiliating celeb news? No? Alrighty then.

The Lone Ranger star was reportedly found with three medicinal pot cookies and one brownie by drug-sniffing dogs at a border patrol checkpoint. The arrest was made in Sierra Blanca, Texas, the same town where Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson have been busted for the same giggle-inducing crime. As a result, Hammer spent a one single day in jail. Let’s just hope his fellow prisoners were big Reefer fans. Because Armie was on that CW show Reaper? We are trying so hard to please you.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans Arrested

Following a drug-related arrest back in April for which she was given 12 months probation, the law has once again caught up with Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle EvansTMZ is reporting that the MTV reality figure has been arrested in North Carolina for violating her probation, and has tested positive for marijuana and opiates. She was released on $10,000 bond this morning according to her lawyer, and is due back in court on the 24th of August. In addition to April’s drug bust, the troubled teen has also been charged with assault after a video of her attacking another girl went viral in March of this year. What we want to know is: where the hell is the teen mom’s mom!?

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