by (@missmuttoo)

T.I. Lives His Life In Jail, Again

T.I. is in jail, people. He began his 11-month sentence yesterday afternoon at an Arkansas prison facility. This isn’t something new for him, because he also did a 7-month stint in the slammer in Arkansas last year. He’s been in a whole mess after being booked for drug possession in September, which in turn stymied his probation for a federal gun conviction.

T.I’s wife, Tameka ‘Tiny’ Cottle has her own battle to face now. She was charged along with T.I. when they were arrested for possessing a controlled substance, which was apparently ecstasy.  Tameka is pleading not guilty but didn’t turn up at the courthouse to do so, choosing to go through her lawyer instead. Going from “I do” to “I didn’t do it!” isn’t the best way to start a new life together, but we wish ‘em the best!

by (@missmuttoo)

Charlie Sheen Still On A Sex-And-Drugs Rampage?

Clearly, the nine most insane aspects of Charlie Sheen‘s crazy bender aren’t closed chapters. After Sheen’s pornstar and cocaine fueled binge in New York last week you’d think he’d be keeping things low-key, but apparently the dude ain’t done. Back in L.A, Charlie’s continuing the sex n’ drugs scenario and sources tell Radar Online he’s not showing any signs of stopping.

Sheen going to rehab isn’t even on the agenda, says a source. “None of the people around him can ever convince him to go to rehab. Charlie will never listen to them,” the insider tells Radar Online. He feels like he’s the star, and they only have jobs or make a lot of money because of him. He thought about rehab at that point, but isn’t anymore. He was just on one of the worst benders in a long time. And when he gets like this, no one knows what will happen next.”

Of this new L.A rampage, another source has said, “Charlie’s cocaine use is out of control. The situation has gotten even worse. It’s been a non-stop party of drugs and hookers since Charlie got home.” Reports of prostitutes spending plenty of nights at his house are also doing the rounds. Tick tock, goes the train-wreck clock!


The Nine Most Insane Things About This Charlie Sheen Mess

By now you know the basic details: Charlie Sheen was hospitalized for drinking and taking cocaine and then trashing his hotel room, all while a frightened hooker looked on and his ex-wife Denise Richards was staying feet away in another room in the same hotel suite. That’s pretty crazy stuff, but the crazy doesn’t end there. Here are the nine other things about this situation that are even more insane:

1. Sheen allegedly took the hooker to dinner earlier in the evening, with Denise and several other people.

2. Sheen also was reported to have slipped away to the bathroom with his hooker during dinner. Nothing says “I’m on good terms with my ex” like public hooker sex while your ex-wife eats her dinner roll.

3. The hooker is the one who called hotel security after Sheen passed out. Life & Style reports that she was naked and screaming while barricaded in a closet during the incident.

4. Richards and Sheen have been having an adorably girly week with kids Sam and Lola, taking them to Mary Poppins and the American Girl Place, but the most hilarious irony is that the suite the family has been staying in at The Plaza Hotel in the Eloise Suite, named for the girl in the Eloise children’s books. You know, Eloise. The little girl who wreaks havoc, destroys her bathroom, disrupts fancy parties in the hotel and all that? Seems fitting, actually.

5. Denise Richards’ bizarrely calm demeanor over the whole situation. At 4am, just two hours after 911 was called, Richards Tweeted “Good morning!! Getting ready .. Heading to do Howard Stern this am!! Hmm what could he possibly ask this time?!?!” Is she that used to Charlie’s behavior that she’s barely upset by what the father of her children is up to? While appearing on Stern’s show, she said that though the trip was “eventful”, everything was just “hunky dory”. Have we misjudged this woman? Is she actually one of the greatest actresses of our time?

6. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, it’s a key tool of PR reps everywhere. Just look at Sheen’s rep, who claims the actor “was taken to the hospital after an allergic reaction to medication.” Yes, of course. Medication. Maybe he mistakenly snorted one of his hooker’s antibiotics while she screamed for help.

7. Charlie was not arrested for trashing the hotel room (see photos here), nor was he charged for hiring a hooker or possessing cocaine. And he was given the choice to go to the police station or the hospital and he chose the hospital (who wouldn’t??). In addition, his probation – a result of his assault on Brooke Mueller – will not be revoked in Colorado. It’s so great when you can behave like an animal without punishment, isn’t it?

8. Rehab. Sheen reportedly attended rehab earlier in the year, but often denies that he needs it. And as for this time, Sheen appears to have no plans to go to rehab, at least not right away. He has millions of Two And A Half Men dollars to make, you know. Who is advising this guy? He’s the male Lindsay Lohan, but more violent and with more offspring who are going to need therapy. He needs help.

9. Sheen’s only statement, made via text message to RadarOnline about the incident, calls the reports in the media”overblown” but when asked to elaborate, he says “I know what went down and that’s where it will stay… under wraps.” No denials, no clarification…nice try.

It seems fitting that the most memorable role of Sheen’s in our opinion, is the junkie he played in the police station in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. He hasn’t changed a bit.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Shocker! Charlie Sheen Was Apparently Coked Up When Trashing Hotel Room

Welcome to the Charlie Sheen circus! It’s been in town since Sheen drunkenly trashed his hotel room, after which he was hospitalized. As if the trashing-while-trashed wasn’t bizarro enough, he flipped his lid when he thought the woman he bad brought back to his room had taken his wallet. And his kids were in the same hotel (The Plaza in New York) with his wife Denise Richards as they were all in to the city to watch Mary Poppins on Broadway. Classy, Sheen!

Denise also ended up accompanying him to the hospital, where a source says,”After that incident, a battery of tests were run on Sheen. He tested positive for cocaine. And he’s only been out of rehab for two months.” Nice “allergic reaction,” Charlie. That was the excuse his rep gave in the wake of his behavior. Denise, on the other hand, was on Howard Stern and commented, “It’s been a very eventful trip.”

The source also adds that the actor may be heading back to rehab saying, “He may do it as an out-patient, which is what he did last time.” Not that it helped.  “He’s been getting drunk,” said the insider. “He shouldn’t be drinking at all. He was wasted at a party a little while ago and a lot of people saw him. He even went home with a hot actress. Charlie hasn’t changed. He’s been partying like he did before he went to rehab.”

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Lindsay Wants More Rehab, Less Jail

Well, rehab must be doing its thing, because this is the most sense we’ve heard come out of Lindsay Lohan for a while. The actress’ latest probation hearing is coming up with Judge Elden Fox, and for the first time it looks like she’s not going to deny everything, drag her heals, kick and scream and do the legal equivalent of putting her fingers in her ears and humming, “La la la la, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!” We are so proud.

Lindsay failed a drug test last month, which could easily result in another stint in the slammer. But according to TMZ, Lilo and her team are hoping the judge will let her continue treatment at the Betty Ford Clinic, which has been her home since September 27th. Contrary to some reports that claim she has attempted to bust out of rehab, representatives at Betty Ford say that Lohan is taking rehab and her healing process “very seriously,” and showing much compassion and kindness to other patients.

We hope she gets the chance to continue her treatment, but the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department is prepping for the worst. Apparently they plan to leave a police van running in case she gets sent back to the Lynwood Correctional Facility. Where’s the faith, guys?

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Paris Hilton Rewarded For Her Drug Misdemeanor By Getting New TV Show

We’re starting to think that television networks are just begging for us to turn on them. First it was The Learning Channel’s decision to make all of its programming about unusual, often dysfunctional families and give their shows hilariously unbelievable names. And now the Oxygen Network, once helmed by Oprah Winfrey herself, has taken a dive too – it’s currently best known for The Bad Girls Club, but they’ve also just revealed that they plan to create a show built around the Queen of the Bad Girls, Paris Hilton.

After The Simple Life and Paris Hilton’s My New BFF we’re pretty okay with Paris not being on television anymore, but apparently Oxygen, formerly a network for all women, now just a network for trashy women, disagrees. A source tells the New York Post that the new Hilton show “Isn’t ‘The Simple Life,’ where she played a campy version of herself. This show will give viewers a glimpse of the real Paris and her life, which is sometimes quite amazing.” Yes, we’re amazed that she got away with having drugs in her purse, to be honest. How ever did she manage that?

Sorry if we sound bitter, but we really thought the world would be done with Paris by now. As much as we rag on Lindsay Lohan and her problems, she at least has acting chops. Paris just keeps getting off for her bad behavior and expects us to remain interested in her “amazing” life. No, thanks.

Update! We hope the cameras are already rolling, because Paris’ boyfriend, Cy Waits, was busted for a hit and run last night after driving into a photographer with his Bentley and then zooming away. Paris was in the car during the accident, Cy later returned to the scene of the crime, talked to cops and was cited for the incident. “Amazing,” indeed!

by (@katespencer)

Lindsay Lohan Checks Back Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan is in rehab, reports TMZ. The actress apparently checked into the live-in facility today, and will remain there until her October 22nd court date (and possibly stay on after her check-in with the judge).

Normally we’d write something snarktastic about the actress’ latest stint getting sober, but we after reading this wonderful first-hand account of addiction on Autostraddle, we’re inclined to keep our mouths shut. The woman has a problem, it’s serious and we hope she gets help. We’ve seen addiction affect friends and family members first-hand and it’s not something to mock, even if the person in question is a fake-lipped loony with a crazy family and a summer house on Denial River. Let’s cut Lindsay some slack and give her some room to heal – even if it takes a billion more tries after this one.


Lindsay Lohan – Out Of Jail And Into The Homeless Shelter

On Friday, Lindsay Lohan successfully appealed her 30-day jail sentence and was released just hours after being locked up. A new judge ruled that if she posted $300,000 bail and agreed to wear yet another SCRAM-bracelet she could be free, and Lindsay complied. Thus began quite the busy weekend for the starlet.

Firs came the news that Lohan was planning another stint in rehab. Not surprising. But then came the “news”/desperate PR attempt that on Sunday Lindsay decided to visit an L.A. homeless shelter and outreach center with her mom Dina and sister Ali. Perhaps as a live-action cautionary tale for the teens who are staying there. Lohan Tweeted about it, saying “What a great place The Dream Center is here in LA… had a nice time there today, it’s so important to give back. I feel blessed.” We’ll leave it to you to decide what exactly Lindsay was giving back.

The trip to the shelter may have been an attempt at damage control because this weekend (seriously, what an eventful two days this all was) also saw the release of pictures of Lindsay, allegedly taken in 2007, appearing to shoot heroin. She’s not actually shooting up in the photos but she’s playing with a needle in two pictures and kissing pal Paris Hilton in another. In their case, the guilt by association multiplies exponentially given their histories. At this point, the pictures are just more of an embarrassment than a legal woe because taking edgy, druggy, lesbian-y pictures is so five years ago. But they certainly can’t help her cause right about now.

We are so exhausted by this girl.


Breaking! Lindsay Lohan Placed In Jail Without Bail

Wow, Lindsay Lohan was actually just sentenced to jail. Lohan appeared in court today to face Judge Elden Fox after failing two drug tests last week, and Judge Fox denied setting bail for Lohan and ordered her to be placed in police custody immediately. She was then removed from the courtroom in handcuffs. Another hearing has been set for Lindsay for October 22, which means she may actually spend the next 30 days in jail for violating her probation as a result of her failed drug tests.

As this story is ongoing, we’ll keep you updated. Surely Michael or Dina Lohan will have something to say about this.In the mean time, check out our gallery of the day’s events, including Lindsay being driven off under cover of a bath towel, to the jail.

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Paris Accepts Plea Deal And Won’t Do Hard Time


Paris Hilton was dressed to the nines today in court in order to accept the plea deal offered to her by the Las Vegas District Attorney. This means that Hilton will serve no time for her cocaine bust, but instead will spend a year on probation, will be required to serve 200 hours of community service, pay a $2000 fine and complete a substance abuse program. When she faced the judge, she copped to possession of cocaine and to lying to a police officer. Should she be arrested at any time over the next year and violate her probation, she’ll face one year in prison.

In the most adorable wrist-slap ever, the judge in the case, Judge Joe Bonaventure, told the heiress “Ms. Hilton, you’re ordered to stay out of trouble.”

Of course, Hilton won’t begin to serve her probation or community service till she comes home from a “business trip” to Asia to promote her clothing line. Yet another amazing way she has managed to wrap the system around her finger, since no one in the history of the English language has ever said the words “Paris Hilton” and “business trip” in the same sentence before. Hilton’s accomplice/boyfriend Cy Waits, his hearing won’t take place till November and there’s no word on whether her plea deal extends to him as well. Doubtful!

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