Emilio Masella

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Snooki’s Ex-Boyfriend “Hopes She Has A Miscarriage”

This is just the WORST. Snooki‘s ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella has much to say, about the reports that Snooki is pregnant. That’s what the rumor mill is churning, anyway. He ran his mouth off with TMZ, saying, “I hope for her sake … not to be rude or anything … but I hope she has a miscarriage.” How is that NOT rude?

Emilio is of the opinion that Snooki will probably end up a good mother sometime in the distant future, but currently doesn’t know the first thing about being a parent. She apparently wanted kids with him too, he revealed, saying, “When I was with her, she said she wanted twins. She would always say, ‘Let’s have twins.’” He carries on dissing Snooki by talking about the possible baby’s dad, adding, “I would def recommend her to get pregnancy test to see who the father is because I’m sure there are other subjects. Vinny could easily be the father.” Emilio, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it. We’re not sure that Snooki will make a genius parent, but what do we know? Besides, we’d never wish a miscarriage on anyone.

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Fist Pumping For Love, It’s Not A Joke

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We’ve got to hand it to Spencer Pratt – he knows what will get people talking. After departing The Hills, talking smack about people on Twitter, fighting cyber-crime, and threatening lives, his next venture is an insanely-titled new reality show. Fist Pumping For Love. You read that correctly.

Pratt is teaming up with Snooki‘s not-yet-famous (but soon-to-be-infamous, we guess) ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella to create the new show- Masella will star, Spencer will produce.  Masella dated Snooki for four months, and disses the pouf-queen, saying “I am tired of these fake Italian girls. I want a real guidette who can speak Italian, so we are prepared to take my search from Hollywood, California, to the streets of Howard Beach in Queens, N.Y.” And here we thought Howard Beach was just the exit for JFK airport. Turns out, Mama Celeste lives there with her hot daughters.

Spencer is also excited by the opportunity to become a producer, saying “It is the perfect partnership for me as a growing player in reality television.” Just when we thought we got rid of him, he returns with a show even more seedy, fake and STD-prone than The Hills could have hoped to be. Bravo, Spencer. Brav-O.

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