Lady Gagaâ€¦is that you? Perfectly coiffed hair, appropriately-sized clothing free, heels that aren’t shaped like demon claws or missing a heel, no uncooked slabs of beef tied together to make a dress. We feel like we’re taking crazy pills here! Recent photos from Gaga’s trip to London has us wondering if the singer is taking a sartorial turn for average, and we are not happy about it. Don’t get us wrong; Gaga looks amazing. Unfortunately, she also looks like a million other lovely ladies. We’re sure Lady Gaga’s outrageous outfits aren’t going anywhere, but it does make us look back on the most bizarrely not-bizarre fashion choices she’s made in the past couple years. That’s right, behold Lady Gaga’s most normal looks.
We hearing a lot of reports about people discovering that their hamsters, guinea pigs, cats, brothers from Pete & Pete and Tilda Swinton Halloween costumes have gone missing, Kelly Rowland. We don’t want to point any fingers, though. You know that we know that you know you are the hotness; we’ve seen Beyoncé‘s “Party” video. We know how it is. That being said, the vest you wore today while visiting The X Factor’s Fountain Studios in London is made out of entirely too many little woodland creatures. How many foxes had to die to assemble that thing? And how many more died just by looking at it? We rest our case.
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Christina Aguilera is under no obligation to slip into a leotard and fishnets for all her performances, but what in the name of Kevin-James-looking, Segway-riding, crime-busting mall police did she wear to yesterday’s Disney Parks Christmas Day parade? A long sleeve white button plus an undone silk tie equals Xtina chasing a pack of rowdy teens out of Express. Seriously, it’s rarely a good sign when Minnie Mouse’s Mrs. Santa dress looks more pulled together. Are we right about this, or are we just being a bunch of Grinches?
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Justin Timberlake’s In Time, opening in theaters next Friday, might feature him rushing to escape a pack of corrupt future time cops, but ain’t no sci-fi premise in the world can save the light beige suit/chocolate shirt/navy tie combo he rocked at last night’s In Time premiere in L.A.. While co-star Amanda Seyfried and stars like Olivia Wilde managed to look like they could stop a clock, Timberlake’s suit somehow appears to be from late ’70s and early 1990s at the same time. It’s like a time traveling outfit, but looks bad in every era! What do you think of Justin’s premiere look?
Look, we all know Nicki Minaj would look hot in anything, even a child’s bathing suit top and a coat made out of seaweed. We know this because Minaj actually wore that today as she announced the American Music Awards nominees at a press conference in Los Angeles.
As she presented the names alongside an extremely dapper Pitbull, we had to ask: is Nicki Minaj now just straight-gunning for Lady Gaga‘s title as Princess Lot of Look? Between this and her New-York-Fashion-Week-meets-cat-toy outfit, Nicki has moved away from looking like a Barbie, and started looking like a woman who’s clothes are just dozens of Barbie outfits melted together. So what do you think? Is Nicki moving in on Gaga’s territory, or is this just her looking like a hot mess? And is there a difference, really?
Depending on your denomination, either Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or Eid came early this year in the form of these Coco photos from the Richie Rich runway show at New York Fashion Week. Thank you again, universe, for this living study in flawlessness.
Ice-T‘s wife slipped into a little My Little Pony-meets-Sexy George Washington hair ensemble yesterday to strut her stuff for the designer’s Spring 2012 show in New York City. It almost goes without saying that a Coco nip slip was also featured on the runway. “I started working with those glasses and out came a boob and I was like, Oh man, this is what I didn’t want,” the model/actress/human angel told E! Online after the show. “I don’t get embarassed, I wanted to walk with perfection and that wasn’t perfection for me.” Coco, everyone other creature on the planet would like to politely disagree.
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Guys, we are excited to announced that after thoroughly checking these Nicki Minaj photos from New York Fashion Week, we can confirm that we did not find one single flaw in any of them. Like Nicki’s gumball masterpiece, this look is completely flawless. Anyone else wearing a leopard print leotard, cheetah print wig and a child’s tiger hat would look like the star of a very special cross-over episode between My Strange Addiction and Pet Hoarders (you’re welcome, studio executives), but Nicki continues to kill it. Incidentally, that’s also how she obtained that hat.
The Situation has big plans for your wardrobe post-T-shirt Time. According to TMZ The Situation is selling tuxedos, and no, we don’t mean of the Canadian variety. We’d bet real money that at least a few come complete with a rhinestone-studded stylized dragon, though. The Jersey Shore star has reportedly signed a contract with FLOW Formal to put out a line of tuxes for 2012 titled, of course, “The Situation.” No word on whether the jackets have a built-in drawstring that can be quickly tugged to reveal your abs. If not, consider that idea copyrighted by us.
Then, of course, there’s the fact that the Sitch’s deal netted him over $100,000. It doesn’t surprise us, though; we’re all but numb to the fortunes amassed by Snooks and the gang. Says FLOW’s CEO Brian Weintraub, “This is great for us and great for the industry. [Tuxedos have] become an old man thing.” Now they’re a thing for the modern gentleman, the type of guy who wants to look and feel refined as he lets JWOWW‘s dogs poop all over the house before hiding upstairs, giggling maniacally.
As Tim Gunn might have said, that’s a lot of look. It would be the last thing Tim Gunn would say, actually, before he was mauled to death by the fabulous alien sex cheetah currently being sported by Lady Gaga around L.A. While visiting KIIS FM to promote her upcoming tour dates, Gaga channeled a look that was a little bit extraterrestrial drag queen in a leopard pelt, a little bit rock ‘n’ roll. Unlike Lady Gaga’s fashion choices in New York last week, at least this veiled muumuu won’t have Mother Monster overheating. The future of crotch vents…is now!
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The only time of the year where the weather almost forces you to wear little to no clothes, and Lady Gaga has decided to slip into a Muppet fur vest and massive skunk pony tail. Flashback to February when Lady Gaga was literally walking around the Lower East Side in her underpants. We won’t go into the full-length latex skirt or lace ski mask except to say: the chafing alone. THE CHAFING ALONE. While we understand that Gaga was in town to visit Howard Stern and Z100 to promote her tour, we sincerely feel like this is the height of Gaga’s madness. Forget the Bette Midler mermaid feud, forget the egg vessel: any fashion choice that threatens to send you to the hospital to get your electrolytes replenished is too much diva for us. Even RuPaul would raise a pencil-thin eyebrow at this, before immediately putting on a sunhat and standing next to an air conditioner.
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