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Colin Farrell’s Gangster Look: Dapper Or Dumb?

Hands in the air! For reasons known only to Colin Farrell, the Irish actor showed up at the premiere of his new film Ondine one tommy gun short of a St. Valentine’s Day massacre. Wasn’t he worried about being assassinated by the coward Robert Ford? You’d never guess this movie was about an Irish fisherman who falls for a mermaid. Do you dig the fedora or think it’s a little too late for Colin to be auditioning for Public Enemies? Check out the gallery and let us know in our TheFABLife poll.

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Liev Schreiber And Naomi Watts: Fashion Super-Villians

Liev Schrieber & Naomi Watts

Are Naomi Watts & Liev Schreiber auditioning for a new super-hero movie? We thought Liev was terrific as Sabretooth in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but the NY premiere of Naomi’s new film Mother And Child might not have been the place to show off their dramatic duds. Normally, the rainy weather would explain his trenchcoat (though not his fondness for low-cut shirts), but he looked more than a little overdressed next his partner in crime (and parenthood), who chose to combine puffy, pleated knee-high pants with a tight black sleeveless top. We don’t know what comic book teams a Simon Cowell-esque vampire with a sexy genie, but we don’t want to read it anyway.

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Nicole Kidman Leads The Parade At The American Country Music Awards

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban

Nicole Kidman may have been at the American Country Music Awards with husband Keith Urban last night, but steel guitars and fiddles are the last thing her dresss has us hearing (did she leave the baton and majorette hat in the limo?). Thankfully, most of the gaudiness at the Vegas soiree was appropriate to the genre, with plenty of grand gowns (Taylor Swift! Carrie Underwood!) and sharp suits (you the man, Randy Travis). Kristen Bell‘s slinky number certainly stuck out (as did the presence of Kristen Bell), but we’re not complaining. See all these stars and more in the gallery below.

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Mickey Rourke Is All Dressed Up And Ready To Fly

Mickey Rourke & Anastassija Makarenko

No, Mickey Rourke was not interrupted mid-coitus by a fire alarm—this is simply how the Iron Man 2 star was dressed as he entered LaGuardia airport earlier today with girlfriend Anastassija Makarenko today. (Think he’s still got the eyepatch on under those shades?) We can’t decide whether this porntastic look would be likely to slow down the security process or make it fast—-lightning fast. It probably depends whether the screeners want to tell Mickey how much they loved The Wrestler, or if they just want this golden freak to get the hell on the plane and out of their sight. But hey, no one said you have to wear a shirt and belt correctly, right? Here’s to small dogs and the f—ing revolution!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Rachel Bilson Busts Out A Bra-Dress For Her New Movie

Rachel Bilson: she can parade around in a bra and we still think she’s boring. The O.C. star certainly tried to win our attention at the premiere of her new film Waiting For Forever (now that sounds exciting) in NYC, wearing a dress that looks to be missing some fabric up top. Are you unimpressed by this outfit too, or do you think we’re hating on a full-blown hottie? Check out the gallery and let us know in our TheFABLife poll.

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This Is What Rihanna Wears To The Doctor’s Office

Rihanna

We don’t know why Rihanna visited a medical building in LA yesterday, but we can’t imagine a reason that would necessitate donning a shirt with tassled sleeves, a multi-colored miniskirt, a tilted straw hat and giant hoop earrings. If she was holding maracas we could assume she was entertaining staff with a scintillating rendition of “Cuban Pete,” but as you can see—no maracas anywhere. Turn your head and cough at her gallery below.

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Fashion WTF: Courtney Love’s Rock’n’Roll Overalls

Courtney Love

Courtney Love will bring rock back with her first Hole album in over a decade…just as soon as she slips out of these overalls. The singer kept things aggressively casual as she hopped from NYC to her home on the west coast yesterday, reportedly dancing around LAX and looking confused when reached by her handlers. “im ashamedly home in between the sheets i know and love so weell and much its quite different lateky, it will never be the same,” she explained on Twitter. “you know how in ramen theres that pink blossom thing that when you pou/ por the boiling water on the rosette and it expands? imagine one that expands and fills the whoel BOWL unecpected id say nutritipous? tell?/ ok ebough metaphors.” If only we believed you, Courtney.

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Leighton Meester Mistakes Date Night For “Cape Night”

Leighton Meester

Leighton Meester needs a fashion intervention fast. We realize the Gossip Girl actress wants to have an identity outside of her Blair Waldorf character (where is that Emmy nomination?). But just because Blair has terrific fashion sense, that doesn’t mean Leighton has to dress like a Bai Ling in training. We normally chuckle at her ridiculous outfits, but wearing a fringe cape to the premiere of your new major motion picture (Tina Fey and Steve Carell‘s Date Night) isn’t just embarrassing, but potentially destructive to your career. There are too many attractive young things in Hollywood for execs to bother hiring one that makes a mess on their red carpet. And that’s what this outfit is. Someone stop her…before it’s too late!

See Meester, Fey and Carell—as well as guests like Ben Stiller and Hugh Jackman—in the Date Night NY movie premiere gallery below.

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Rihanna Wears Gaping, Green One-Piece To German Awards Show, Rocks With Robots

Rihanna

When do we care about Germany’s Echo Awards? When Rihanna shows up wearing a lowwwwww-cut green one-piece suitable for both super-villainy and a night at home with the Golden Girls. Though her performance of “Rude Boy” was pretty awesome—if only because she had to flirt with giant, slow-moving sci-fi robots—Rihanna’s repeated failures to match Lady Gaga in fashion forwardness was underlined by Gaga (who didn’t bother attending) picking up four trophies while Rih-Rih went home with nothing.

Watch Rihanna and the robots shake to “Rude Boy” in the clip below, and soak up our favorite water nymph along with Ke$ha, Sade and Robbie Williams in the red carpet gallery.

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Michelle Rodriguez Is A Part Of The Rhythm Nation

Michelle Rodriguez

Considering the weak economy and Janet Jackson‘s slumping record sales, it’s no surprise to see members of her Rhythm Nation wandering the streets of Los Angeles in the tattered remains of their uniforms, regretfully pining for twenty years ago, when it was time to give a damn and work together. What’s surprising is when you look closer and release the new jack vagrant is Lost‘s Michelle Rodriguez.

Though we’ve seen Michelle wearing leather jackets, black hats and black ripped jeans timeless times before, this is the first time we’ve noticed her rocking all three at the same time. Gawk at the gallery and join us in a chant of “Ignorance…No! Bigotry…No! Illiteracy…No!”

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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