The cast of He’s Just Not That Into You was out in full force last night at the movie’s premiere, and the outfits were a bigger turn off than the book that inspired the flick. The dudes all blended into the background in their usual guy uniforms (casual suits with a bit of neck hair showing), but the ladies stood out with some of the worst threads we’ve ever seen. And yes, we’re not much to talk about as we type away in an Old Navy sweatshirt from 2006, but we aren’t getting paid millions to play sad, dopey chicks who can’t get laid or – gasp! – married.
So just what are we not into?
Drew Barrymore‘s droopy bow and pastel lips.
Ginnifer Goodwin‘s hollow eyes and her bejeweled mustard splatter of a dress.
Jennifer Aniston dropping her over-played and dull LBD for an even more boring lady tux (color Jen, please!).
Jennifer Connelly‘s super short mini, which is a look she’s done before and frankly, is not flattering in her bone-thin state (she should trade outfits with Aniston – the tuxedo would do wonders here!).
Scarlett Johansson – period. The dress, the hair, the disaster! If this is what wedded bliss looks like, then maybe Aniston’s wise to stay single.
Lourdes Leon is stylish, no doubt about it. She’s rocking the cute bow hair accessory trend like a pro, combined with a goth-style jumper and adding a pop of color with those ace skinny purple jeans. We’re totally impressed that at someone not even into their teens has developed a grasp on fashion already. Yes, she’s definitely a superstar in the waiting. And how nice of that older woman behind to hold her bags for her! Oh, sorry, Madonna. Wow, times do change quickly… [Photo: Splash News Online]
This new Calvin Klein ad has been deemed too hot for TV, and will not be shown on networks here in the States. Try to hold back your horny tears! Directed by Steven Meisel, it features a group of bony models pretend-orgying on a couch. They’re all decked out in jeans, natch, so it’s not like anything is being penetrated for real. Click above to watch ‘em get down, all in the name of consumerism. [via Buzzfeed]
Why is beach-blonder stunner Shauna Sand not more of a style icon? She rocks a look that is both timeless and trashy, and so easy to attain. We’ve got the breakdown on her unique style to help you achieve her luscious look for less! Ankle tattoos not included.
Hair bleach: $7.99 – All you need is hair, a shower, and a whole lotta luck. Easy!
Clear lucite 6 inch stiletto heels: $46.00 – We know they look like they cost a fortune, but Shauna’s stunning shoes are a cheap buy. Your ankles may suffer, but your wallet won’t!
Segway: $3,999- You might be better off riding a razor scooter, but if you wanna roll like Shauna, you gotta drop the big bills – or find a rich guy to do it for you!
Thong bikini: $20.00 – Yes, it is possible to look cheap for cheap! Put your best butt check forward, ladies.
Cheesy hunk: Priceless – You can’t but love like Shauna’s french on-again ex-hubbyRomain Chavent. We knew the best cheese came from France, but this is taking it to a whole new level! [Photo: Splash News Online]
Kate Winslet beat out Anne Hathaway for the SAG Awards‘ Best Actress nod, and she also edged out the young actress for Best Dressed (in our not so humble opinion) as well. But Anne, in a gorgeous, mod, white dress, was a close second. So who cares about going home with a statue when you can go down in history as a style icon? Wipe those tears away Annie – at least you looked hotter than Eva Longoria.
See all the stars in their dressed up glory below.
Yesterday, we updated you on the deteriorating health of the 20-year-old Brazilian model and Miss World finalist who lost her hands and feet due to an infection. Today, she died.
Thiago Simoes, Mariana Bridi da Costa’s fiance, said that she woke up recently from a coma and told him that she was “praying to stay alive, that she still had a lot to do on this earth, that she wanted to go on with her plans.”
Having recently signed with top model scout Dilson Stein, who brought the world Gisele Bundchen, it’s clear that she had a shot at being a household name. Too sad.
Yes, that is Joe Francis in a woman’s lingerie tank top. The pic above was taken at the Rock Band gift suite at the Sundance Film Festival, where apparently various publicists were begging reporters not to reveal his presence at their clients’ swag suites. Judging from the pic above, he’s not doing much to ensure his comeback anytime soon.
Meanwhile, the always eccentric boozehound Shia LaBeouf left a liquor store in Glendale, California, with a bag on his head and an Arizona Ice Tea in hand. It looks like stardom has literally gone to his head, in a very freaky way. [Photos: WireImage/Splash News Online]
No, it’s not the latest horror movie brought to you by the people who created Saw. Sadly, this story out of Brazil is straight up true. 20-year-old model and Miss Brazil contestant Mariana Bridi da Costa was misdiagnosed by doctors as having kidney stones, when really she had a severe urinary tract infection. By the time her medical team realized their mistake, a blood infection called septicemia was raging through her body, cutting off circulation in both her hands and feet. With no other choice left, the doctors first amputated her feet, then her hands.
Doctors even had to remove her stomach during her last surgery due to internal bleeding, and Mariana is currently on life support. A message on her website begs for prayers. “Continue praying for her,” it reads. “The doctors are doing everything that is humanly possible to save her, but only God can really save your (sic) life.”
Her boyfriend Thiago Simoes had this to say, “…she is a very strong person and we just want her to survive.” [The Sun/CNN]
Does anyone have a more versatile look than Rihanna? From psychedelic to business casual to punk chic, Rihanna stuns fans and passersby alike with her almost inhuman beauty and always edgy style. Last night was no exception: Wearing a yellow dress, she lit up the red carpet at the Feeding America Inauguration Charity Ball in Washington D.C. We were so impressed by the spectacle that we’ve compiled Rihanna’s Top 30 Hottest Outfits Ever — ordered from most to least hot. Enjoy!