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Gossip Break: The Jo Bros Tux It Out

  • We never thought it possible for Russell Crowe to be adorable, but somehow these little girls help make it happen.  [Jezebel]
  • Madonna shot a super sexy magazine spread with her current Brazilian lover, and the pics reek of sex.  [DListed]
  • The guy who wrote the screenplay for Milk, Dustin Lance Black, is a sexy former Mormon who is totally into dudes. Not to mention, he may have an Oscar soon. [Buzzfeed]
  • Jonas Brothers – hot or not on the Grammys red carpet?  [MTVBuzzworthy]
  • Angelina Jolie is apparently prepping her hot bod for another baby. Maybe she wants octuplets?  [WonderWall]
  • Celebrate Fashion Week with the saddest male models in the world.  [BWE]
  • Someone text Gossip GirlJessica Szohr is having a seriously bad hair day.  [Seriously?OMG!]

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The Greatest Fashion Moment Of Our Time

Teyana Taylor - singer, dancer, rapper and choreographer of Beyonce‘s “Ring the Alarm” video – is admittedly stunning, but this masterpiece of an outfit heightens her beauty to the heavens. The 18 year old attended the celebration for Mac’s new Hello Kitty Color Collection in what will surely be remembered as the greatest outfit of 2009, if not our lifetime.

Truly, is there anything more flattering than a bejweled corset that outlines one’s nippes in red? Paired with what could only be called “tuxedo leggings” due to the stripes down the side, Pharrell‘s protege topped off this glorious piece de resistance in boots that celebrate the complicated relationship between furry and shiny.

Behold. Marvel. Savor.

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[Photo: GettyImages]

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Confessions Of An Isla-holic

After the disaster that was the He’s Just Not That Into You premiere, we were giddy to see that the fahsion picks at the Confessions Of A Shopaholic premiere were infinitely better. Isla Fisher alone carried the red carpet in an adorable mini, but Claire Danes and the precious Miss America, Katie Stam, helped spice things up as well. Pics from the premiere are below.  [Photo: GettyImages]

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We’re Just Not That Into These Outfits

The cast of He’s Just Not That Into You was out in full force last night at the movie’s premiere, and the outfits were a bigger turn off than the book that inspired the flick. The dudes all blended into the background in their usual guy uniforms (casual suits with a bit of neck hair showing), but the ladies stood out with some of the worst threads we’ve ever seen. And yes, we’re not much to talk about as we type away in an Old Navy sweatshirt from 2006, but we aren’t getting paid millions to play sad, dopey chicks who can’t get laid or – gasp! – married.

So just what are we not into?

  • Drew Barrymore‘s droopy bow and pastel lips.
  • Ginnifer Goodwin‘s hollow eyes and her bejeweled mustard splatter of a dress.
  • Jennifer Aniston dropping her over-played and dull LBD for an even more boring lady tux (color Jen, please!).
  • Jennifer Connelly‘s super short mini, which is a look she’s done before and frankly, is not flattering in her bone-thin state (she should trade outfits with Aniston – the tuxedo would do wonders here!).
  • Scarlett Johansson – period. The dress, the hair, the disaster! If this is what wedded bliss looks like, then maybe Aniston’s wise to stay single.
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Madonna’s Kid Now More Stylish Than She

Lourdes Leon is stylish, no doubt about it. She’s rocking the cute bow hair accessory trend like a pro, combined with a goth-style jumper and adding a pop of color with those ace skinny purple jeans. We’re totally impressed that at someone not even into their teens has developed a grasp on fashion already. Yes, she’s definitely a superstar in the waiting. And how nice of that older woman behind to hold her bags for her! Oh, sorry, Madonna. Wow, times do change quickly… [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Calvin Klein Orgy Ad Banned From TV

This new Calvin Klein ad has been deemed too hot for TV, and will not be shown on networks here in the States. Try to hold back your horny tears! Directed by Steven Meisel, it features a group of bony models pretend-orgying on a couch. They’re all decked out in jeans, natch, so it’s not like anything is being penetrated for real. Click above to watch ‘em get down, all in the name of consumerism.  [via Buzzfeed]

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Gossip Break: GaGa Got Dressed In The Dark

  • Lady Gaga‘s outfits are more ridiculous than her name.  [DListed]
  • Angelina Jolie wore her Sag Awards dress backwards, and it still looked good. It must be so hard being perfect!  [Seriously?OMG]
  • Thing in St. Lucia just got worse – Amy Winehouse was photographed playing Scrabble naked.  [BWE]
  • Whoop-dee-do, the Arrested Development movie is apparently happening now.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck is knocked up for a third time.  [Jezebel]
  • Nick Cannon has to ask his boss wife permission to talk to his friends.  [CelebSlam]
  • Penelope Cruz is working hard for her Oscar nomination.  [PopSugar]
  • Ashlee Simpson is busy trying to lose the pregnancy pounds she packed on, while defending her sister’s recent weight gain.  [I'mNotObsessed]

[Photo: FilmMagic]

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How To Dress Like Shauna Sand In 5 Easy Steps

Why is beach-blonder stunner Shauna Sand not more of a style icon? She rocks a look that is both timeless and trashy, and so easy to attain. We’ve got the breakdown on her unique style to help you achieve her luscious look for less! Ankle tattoos not included.

  • Hair bleach: $7.99 – All you need is hair, a shower, and a whole lotta luck. Easy!
  • Clear lucite 6 inch stiletto heels: $46.00 – We know they look like they cost a fortune, but Shauna’s stunning shoes are a cheap buy. Your ankles may suffer, but your wallet won’t!
  • Segway: $3,999 - You might be better off riding a razor scooter, but if you wanna roll like Shauna, you gotta drop the big bills – or find a rich guy to do it for you!
  • Thong bikini: $20.00 – Yes, it is possible to look cheap for cheap! Put your best butt check forward, ladies.
  • Cheesy hunk: Priceless – You can’t but love like Shauna’s french on-again ex-hubby Romain Chavent. We knew the best cheese came from France, but this is taking it to a whole new level!  [Photo: Splash News Online]
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Winners And Losers Look Hot At SAG Awards

Kate Winslet beat out Anne Hathaway for the SAG Awards‘ Best Actress nod, and she also edged out the young actress for Best Dressed (in our not so humble opinion) as well. But Anne, in a gorgeous, mod, white dress, was a close second. So who cares about going home with a statue when you can go down in history as a style icon? Wipe those tears away Annie – at least you looked hotter than Eva Longoria.

See all the stars in their dressed up glory below.

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Brazilian Model Mariana Bridi Is Dead At 20

Yesterday, we updated you on the deteriorating health of the 20-year-old Brazilian model and Miss World finalist who lost her hands and feet due to an infection. Today, she died.

Thiago Simoes, Mariana Bridi da Costa’s fiance, said that she woke up recently from a coma and told him that she was “praying to stay alive, that she still had a lot to do on this earth, that she wanted to go on with her plans.”

Having recently signed with top model scout Dilson Stein, who brought the world Gisele Bundchen, it’s clear that she had a shot at being a household name. Too sad.

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