- Afternoon Snack Pro: World-renown fashion designer Georgio Armani is 74 years old, and looks pretty damn amazing in a tiny, black Speedo.
- Afternoon Snack Con: It’s a 74 year old in a tiny, black Speedo. [Photo: Splash News Online]
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10 Sexy Single Supermodels That Aren’t Engaged To Tom Brady
So Gisele Bundchen may or may not be engaged to hunky quarterback boyfriend Tom Brady. So what? There are plenty of other sultry and sexy supermodels out there, complete with bangin’ bods and no ring finger bling to be found. Let Scandalist introduce you to 10 of our favorite cat-walking cuties, who are single(ish) and ready to mingle, or at least allow you to ogle at them from afar.
Mexico’s Biggest Beauty Queen Busted For Drug Trafficking
What was Mexican beauty queen Laura Elena Zuniga Huiza doing cruising around her Western state with seven men (including her boyfriend), a stash of pistols and semi-automatic weapons, and $53,000 in cash? That’s what Mexican cops are trying to find out by detaining her for 40 days, pending charges of “racketeering, drug trafficking, guns and money laundering.”
If hot bad girls are your thing, you’ve apparently come to the right place. Laura, 23, is the reigning beauty queen in her home state of Sinaloa, and was recently crowned Miss Hispanic America. But Sinaloa is also home to some of the country’s most powerful drug cartels, and police are accusing Zuniga’s boyfriend, Orlando Garcia Urquiza, of being a big shot in the Juarez Cartel, which supposedly smuggles drugs into Texas.
Just how Laura connects to to the dirty drug world remains to be seen, but her involvement does put a glamorous face on Mexico’s gruesome and growing drug war – in which kidnappings, torture, and constant be-headings are now frighteningly commonplace. We smell a movie in the making! Maybe Laura could star – if she ever gets out of the clink, of course. [Time]
The 5 Fugliest Vogue Covers of 2008
Today we came across Vogue‘s January 2009 cover, and marveled at the atrocity that is Anne Hathaway‘s mug. It’s not that she’s not pretty, but whoever is picking cover shots over at the fashion mag is doing a terrible job. Her face is vacant yet goofy, like someone just placed a plate of steaming hot Pillsbury crescent rolls in front of her and told her to go to town, right after she took a bong hit. That face may sell food, but it sure as hell doesn’t make us want to buy the latest issue of Vogue.
Anne’s awful cover shot reminded us of all the other duds Vogue has put out in 2008. We’ve picked out the five worst covers from this year, moments in which the pioneering publication has lagged way behind its peers in creativity, content and class. Let’s hope the fading rag will figure out a way to actually become en vogue once more.
Random British Chick Looks Super Hot in Santa Panties
Nicola McLean is what’s known as a “glamour girl” in Great Britain, which is basically a model who poses for sexy pics in the newspaper. I know, I don’t totally get it either, but they probably don’t get why we’re obsessed with a show about Real Housewives, so it’s all good. Nicola is the latest Brit to pose for Ultima’s lingerie line, and her skimpy, seasonally-themed underwear has totally brightened this otherwise slush-filled day. ‘Tis the season to be skanky! [Photo: Splash News Online]
Ellen DeGeneres: Cover Girl
We’re lovin’ these pics of the wonderul, adorable Ellen DeGeneres for her new ads froM Cover Girl and Olay. She’s no Drew Barrymore – she’s better than Drew Barrymore. The ads will start running on TV and in print early next year, much to Ellen’s excitement. ” I’m thrilled to be a CoverGirl. I’ve been practicing in my bathroom mirror for years…Now finally, you’ll all be able to see it.”
We do see it Ellen! Now we just wanna know if her super hot wife Portia DeRossi is a little jealous of Ellen’s glammed up look? [People]
Khloe Really Wanted To Get Naked
Khloe Kardashian is the latest, uh, celebrity (?) to pose naked for PETA. The reality star can afford to go without wearing fur because her hair is basically the size of a full length mink coat. Someone should cut that mane off and sell it at Burlington Coat Factory – or at her boutique Dash. Same thing.
The more NSFW, butt-cracky pic is below. [Photo: PETA]
Just A Typical Monday Night For Bobby Trendy
On Monday night after work, this Scandalista hit up a yoga class, ordered a burrito, and watched Summer Heights High. Bobby Trendy had an equally boring night, hitting up an L.A. art opening dressed as a peacock’s ass. Lindsay Lohan better pay attention! This is how you really get noticed in Hollywood. [Photos: FilmMagic]
Afternoon Snack: Where’s PETA When You Need Them?
Notorious NYC ladies about town, Ivana Trump and Star Jones, met for lunch and a friendly game of “Who can wear the most tacky fur in one outfit?” yesterday in the Big Apple. [Photo: GettyImages]
Afternoon Snack: Lindsay Smells Like Teen Spirit
We get that the 90s are the new 80s, and everyone wants to get a piece of the Gen X fashion trend. But leave it to Lindsay Lohan to overdose on expensive fashion inspired by Eddie Vedder‘s early days. The “actress” was spotted seeking attention while shopping in Beverly Hills, stomping the streets in Doc Martens, terrible, tight, ripped jeans, and a knit cap. She looks like she’s headed to a Screaming Trees concert, not splurging at Kitson. [Photo: Splash News Online]
