On Monday night after work, this Scandalista hit up a yoga class, ordered a burrito, and watched Summer Heights High. Bobby Trendy had an equally boring night, hitting up an L.A. art opening dressed as a peacock’s ass. Lindsay Lohan better pay attention! This is how you really get noticed in Hollywood. [Photos: FilmMagic]
Notorious NYC ladies about town, Ivana Trump and Star Jones, met for lunch and a friendly game of “Who can wear the most tacky fur in one outfit?” yesterday in the Big Apple. [Photo: GettyImages]
We get that the 90s are the new 80s, and everyone wants to get a piece of the Gen X fashion trend. But leave it to Lindsay Lohan to overdose on expensive fashion inspired by Eddie Vedder‘s early days. The “actress” was spotted seeking attention while shopping in Beverly Hills, stomping the streets in Doc Martens, terrible, tight, ripped jeans, and a knit cap. She looks like she’s headed to a Screaming Trees concert, not splurging at Kitson. [Photo: Splash News Online]
We’ve always found Anne Hathway to be generally tame and dull, but it appears her latest venture into the world of felon dating – and dumping – has left her feeling a little spunky. The actress spontaneously took to the stage Sunday night at the Cracked X-Mas charity event in L.A. (money raised went to the Trevor Project, a “crisis suicide prevention line for LGBT youth”) and pimped herself to the audience. “I will take you and a friend somewhere fabulous and basically get you totally sh*t faced,” she giggled, until she got someone to donate $12,000 for the honor. Come to think of it, maybe her spunkiness was fueled by champagne and not confidence. Either way, it’s adorable. Clip above. [E! Online]
Rachel Zoe is notorious for constantly uttering “I die” on her Bravo reality show, and we’re now realizing this was not an exclamation of couture lust, but an actual update on the grim state of her health. Rachel rocked the starving look at last night’s Cracked X-Mas event in Los Angeles. We’re shocked her bones didn’t crack under the weight of the camera flashes. All it’s gonne take to shatter her collar bone is someone sneezing 1000 miles away. That girl better start adding some half and half to her lattes before even the Mary-Kate Olsens of the world get grossed out by her famished look. We know Rachel doesn’t quite get this, but most people “die” for ladies with a bit of meat on their bones.
Madonna does moving on like none of us have ever seen before. New tour! New man! New image! And now a new ad campaign for Louis Vuitton demonstrates once again just how unlike your average 50 year old the Material Girl really is. If we were to analyze the look on her face, it would be: “My leg is at a 90 degree angle to the rest of me, and yet I have barely noticed it and have not even thought about breaking a sweat. I feel no pain. Now bow down before me, mother*ckers!” Or something along those lines. But we think we’re spot on. [Photo: Louis Vuitton]
Victoria’s Secret opened a new flagship store in NY yesterday, only to reel in horror as Heidi Klum and a gaggle of models crashed the party, posing up a storm in form-fitting dresses. Gasp! While the women failed to doff their clothes and parade the latest in lingerie, ever damn one looked outstanding. Take a look at the gallery to see whose legs were on display.
[Photo: Splash News Online]
Former New York Ranger Sean Avery (currently with the Dallas Stars) has been booted indefinitely from the NHL after he made insulting and derogatory comments about his two famous ex-girlfriends, actress Elisha Cuthbert and model Rachel Hunter. Cuthbert is now dating Calgary Flames player Dion Phaneuf (Hunter is currently shacking up with a player on the L.A. Kings), and Avery decided to bash Phaneuf in his home rink, while warming up on the ice before the Stars battled the Flames. “I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada,” Avery sneered. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”
Avery, who interned at Vogue this summer, has an established reputation as a trouble-maker (in one game last year he waved his hands in a goalie’s face to distract him in a game, and he’s been linked to notorious madame Kristin Davis) and the NHL jumped on the chance to punish him. We imagine his sloppy seconds are thrilled with the outcome. [Photo: WireImage]
Victoria Beckham is sick and tired of being perceived as some kind of attention-seeker. “We lead our lives in a much more low-profile way than people think,” says Posh. I’m not going to The Ivy. I don’t think I’ve been to a premiere since we moved there. We’re not courting fame.”
Of course she’s not. Why would anyone assume that a woman who has starred in five reality programs is “courting fame”? Maybe she thinks she’s low-profile because she has “a list of numerous restaurants that have underground parking so no one can get any photographs,” but anyone who wrote their autobiography before the age of 30 is “courting fame.” Anyone who has a prime-time special about her arrival in America titled Victoria Beckham: Coming To America is “courting fame.” Quotes like this just mean more flying paparazzi monkeys outside her door. Not that she’d have it any other way.
Check out the gallery for some examples of Posh avoiding the limelight this year.
(Alana Love started working last week at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel in Nevada. She is single, 20 years old and seven months pregnant. She told her story on the Howard Stern show this morning and will share her thoughts and experiences with Scandalist readers in this diary. Check back weekly for updates.)
Tuesday, Nov. 25
Today was my first day at the ranch. I’ve always wanted to do this and when my baby comes, I think I will be able to give her a better life. I was really excited to start today. I know some people will be critical of my choice, but it’s my life. I am an adult. I’m not doing anything to harm my baby — and it’s legal.