Scandalist has noticed a disturbing trend plaguing Hollywood these days: older celebrity ladies in the prime of their lives dressing like they’re on their way to a Jonas Brothers concert. This fashion illness – known as going teenile – befalls famous middle-aged woman. Symptoms manifest themselves by the presence of tight denim, belly shirts, frilly lace, and lots and lots of skin.
We’ve pored over pics to bring you our 9 favorite teeniles tromping down Robertson Boulevard these days. Marvel at the phenomenally fifteen-year-old fashion stylings of Mariah Carey, Linda Hogan, Shauna Sand, Teri Hatcher and other hotties hiding their wrinkles behind mini-skirts, below.
Remember that hottie who stared in Kanye West‘s “Flashing Lights” video? Here’s a reminder. Apparently Kanye handpicked the model, 19-year-old Philly native Sessilee Lopez, for his vid, and the two have been tight ever since. A source told The Sun that the two have been spending some intimate one-on-one time together, as well as hitting the town and partying. “Kanye was instantly smitten with Sessilee and it’s not hard to see why. She’s hot!” The over-eager anonymous pal gushed. “But it’s not just her looks that attracted Kanye – they get along really well and have a definite connection.”
We’ll have to wait and see if this relationship pans out into actual love – after all, he’s twelve years her senior. But we’ve already spotted one thing that could signal a match made in heaven – Sessilee has her own blog. [Photos: GettyImages. WireImage]
Christian Audigier is best-known as the designer behind such brands as Ed Hardy, Diesel, and Von Dutch, as well as his label Crystal Rock, named after his daughter. This weekend, Christian threw Crystal (decked out in super-high heels and a tight, skimpy dress) a sweet sixteen birthday bash, and as the rest of the world was heating up ramen noodles and searching for jobs, Crystal was receiving not one – but two cars as a gift.
It only gets worse, my dear Old Navy-clad friends. Nicky and Paris Hilton presented Crystal with her decadent gift, after both T.I. and the Pussycat Dolls performed at the party. The rich are not only getting richer, they’re getting more ridiculous too.
Got some free time between clipping coupons and paying bills? Check out video of the extravagant affair above, and browse pics below. We’ve included some extra shots of Crystal, who’s got the body – and the attitude – of a 25-year-old party girl. Classy.
You may have thought head-shaving pop star Britney Spears was a little too busy losing it over the past two years to pay much mind to the tabloids, but it turns out she’s been keeping up with Katie Holmes. In a clip from the upcoming MTV documentary about the singer, Britney’s seen out shopping with an assistant. She plucks a shirt from a rack, holds it up, and tells her assistant, “This is very mommy.” Her assistant replies “It’s very ugly,” to which Britney says, “It is very Katie Holmes.” BURN.
No word on whether Britney was shopping for that pesky custody trial that remains unresolved, but we think she could take a page out of the devoted bride of Cruise’s playbook, at least as far as parenting goes. On the other hand, these pictures make us think Brit may have a point.
Somewhere on a private jet floating above America, Kanye West is angrily typing into his Macbook Air: “OH NO YOU DIDN’T STEAL MY SUNGLASSES LOOK AND STICK FRINGE ON IT BEYONCE!!!!!” But alas, Mrs. Jay-Z has done just that, making a fugly look even fuglier on the set of her new video. Also steamed is undead child murderer Freddy Krueger, who can’t believe Beyonce would mimic his infamous knife-glove without his permission (see pic below).
Even with all the style-stealing going on, there is one thing Beyonce can take credit for: that horrendous triangle towered crown. That look, embarassingly enough, is all her own. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Kanye West is a simple man, and yearns for just two things in life – an internship at a fashion house to hone his second career choice, and “some pussy.” Does a man really even need anything else to survive?
Once his latest album drops next month, Kayne plans on interning with a designer (Louis Vuitton or Raf Simons, possibly) in hopes of perfecting his passion for fashion. We admire his desire to learn, but something tells us his ego might have a hard time running out for coffee and sorting mail.
Interestingly enough, the rapper is also having a hard time getting laid. Kanye kept a German audience waiting two hours at his concert last night, and then when he finally strolled onstage he announced, “I really need some p***y tonight!” Maybe he’ll meet another intern on the job who will oblige? [Photo: Splash News Online]
Apparently the best way to keep your bank account stacked in the U.K. is to launch a lingerie line. Not a bad gig if you have the bod to do it, and luckily that’s about all Katie Price – aka Jordan – has going on these days. Here she is modeling her latest lingerie venture, Asda Living, in Essex this week. As much as we can’t stand the spotlight-hogging model and mom of three, there’s no denying she’s what Tyra Banks might call “bloody fierce.” [Photo: Splash News Online]
Yep, that’s the dress you wore at your cousin’s christening in 1988. But Whitney Port‘s fashion sense told her to wear it as a shirt, complimented by some pink rubber sandals. Blam! [Photo: Splash News Online]
Supermodel Agyness Deyn – seen last night in NYC – proves that not everyone is going through terrible economic times. Just the cost of her shoes alone could save 5 different failing companies. Jerk. [FilmMagic]