Femme Fatale

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Joe Jonas Qualifies For Some NSFW Action, Gets Lap Dance From Britney Spears

This video made totally made us blush and laugh hysterically at the same time. Joe Jonas got a lap dance from Britney Spears at Wembley Stadium in London yesterday. Joe is Britney’s opening act for her European Femme Fatale tour so it isn’t surprising that he was around. The poor guy didn’t know where to look when Brit-Brit got him up on stage and danced provocatively around him while singing Lace and Leather, eventually wrapping her legs around his neck. His expression is so awkward, it’s priceless and  really does bring on the lols. He’s now in the hallowed company of the likes of Pauly D, who also got a lap dance from Britney back in August.

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Britney Spears Kicks Off Her Femme Fatale Tour

“It’s Opening Night B—TC!!!!….” is what Britney Spears tweeted last night along with a picture of her hugging boyfriend Jason Trawick in a pretty swank green white room. And thus began Britney’s Femme Fatale tour at the Power Balance Pavilion in Sacramento, California. It looked like vintage Brit-Brit up there — she looked healthy, fit, seductive and set that stage on fire! The props! The outfits! Everything was so O.T.T and so very Britney.

Here’s just a couple of things she did — she straddled a massive sparkling guitar to begin with, rode in on a motor cycle and writhed around in a cage. We also loved the Marilyn Monroe Seven Year Itch-esque white skirt flaring out. You can see all of it in the gallery below. She’s definitely  still got it! It looks like she enjoyed being back on stage and on tour again quite too. At the end of the night, Brit tweeted, “Can’t sleep.  WAY too much Adrenaline right now. Sacramento was on fire tonight. You ready San Jose?  Cause I am!!!!” Welcome back, b—ch.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Britney Spears, Nicki Minaj Talk Femme Fatale Tour, Announce Opening Acts

Nicki Minaj admitted she was “in talks” to join Britney SpearsFemme Fatale tour, and TMZ “confirmed” the news Monday, but the ladies didn’t make a statement until today, followed with a series of predictably winky tweets.

  • Britney: “Could not think of a sexier Femme Fatale than [Nicki] to come on tour with me! Gonna be a hot summer people!”
  • Nicki: “Hot INDEED Your Fierceness!!! This tour’s gonna KICK ASS!!! The #FemmeFataleBARBZ r READY!!! Let’s GO!!!”
  • Britney: “The #FemmeFataleBARBZ wont know what hit em. Ready or not people, here we come….”
  • Nicki: “Yup! and let’s keep the “other thing” a secret for now…”
  • Britney: “All good things to those who wait….”

Does anyone else have “Me Against The Music” stuck in their head after reading that? Nicki won’t be the only opener on the tour—the Australian sisters known as NERVO (who’ve previously written with Ke$ha and Alison Iraheta) and Jessie And The Toyboys (whose single “Trash Me” was rumored to be ripped off by Brit’s “If You Seek Amy”) will warm up the crowd first. Good thing: going from zero to Nicki could cause whiplash!

See photos of all four Femme Fatale acts in the gallery below. Enrique Iglesias really would have been the odd man out.

[Photos: Splash News Online/Getty Images]

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Britney Spears Takes The Stage In Vegas And San Francisco

Britney Spears performed two shows this weekend to promote her new album Femme Fatale. The first show, held at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas on Friday night, was technically a “secret” show which Spears tweeted about at the last minute on Friday, telling her fans “You’re all invited. Be there or be square bitch!” She also performed in San Francisco on Sunday. The Sunday show was sponsored by Good Morning America and part of it (the one with the least amount of crotch shots, we assume) will be broadcast on the morning show on Tuesday. Check out our gallery below for photos of her San Francisco show, and her live performance of “Hold It Against Me” after the jump.

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Britney Strips Down, Talks Aliens In New Out Interview

Dang girl! We’re seeing parts of you only a license physician should see in a clinical setting. Naw, we’re just playing, but it’s true that photos of Britney Spears in Out Magazine reveal more than just her ambition. In addition to showing offer her pelvis tattoos and, let’s be honest here, her entire behind, Spears also shares which rumors really got to her in the past, including “that I was an alien” and “that I had died in a car accident.” Hmmm, so not all the rumors about you having a complete meltdown, almost having your kids taken away and/or sexing Fred Durst? Fair enough….

When discussing her new album Femme Fatale and upcoming tour, Spears also said the song from the last decade she most admired was “Eminem and Rihanna‘s ‘Love the Way You Lie,’” which seems pretty revealing to us. Britney said “Giving up your privacy” was the worst aspect of fame, though from the looks of these photos she’s not exactly interested in keeping all her parts private.

[Photos: Out Magazine]

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Britney Reminds Us “The Bitch Is Back” In The Sweetest Way Possible For V

In case you’d forgot who the ultimate pop-tart really is (We’re so sorry, Gaga), Britney Spears posing topless for V Magazine will refresh your short pop culture memory. What should we keep in mind about Ms. Spears? “That the bitch is back and better than ever!” Britney tells V. Candy-colored Spears looks like something you’d find nestled in a pile of plastic grass on Easter morning, but the much more guarded singer reminds us that a girl can’t have a thirteen-year-long career, survive a marriage to KFed and attack a car with an umbrella without having a secret razor blade inside.

In her interview about her new album Femme Fatale releasing March 29 which features songs by Will.i.am and Ke$ha, Spears explains how she’s finally learning to live her life out of the public eye. “I think it’s easier to let people in when you’re younger, but when I became a mother I wanted more privacy for myself and my children. A life away from my life,” Britney muses. When asked if she was destined for fame, Spears laughs dryly, “If not, then God definitely has a strange sense of humor.” At least Britney does too, or girlfriend wouldn’t have any of that sweetness left.

[Photos: V Magazine]

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