by (@missmuttoo)

Penelope Cruz’s Masculine Style

Penelope Cruz wore this Dolce & Gabbana suit at the Venuto al Mondo photocall during the 6th International Rome Film Festival yesterday. The whole look — from the the single-breasted martini jacket, to the snowy white shirt buttoned up to her neck to those close-toed clunky shoes — could be severe. Yet somehow, she makes it look as feminine as a Grecian gown, with that flowing chestnut hair and smile. How does she do it? Anyone else would make this look halfway androgynous. While we’re fans of this outfit, are you? Vote and let us know.

by (@hallekiefer)

Jessica Alba Says Fantastic Four Movie Almost Made Her Quit Acting. We Were So Close!

Maybe it’s just us, but we love new cranky Jessica Alba. First she complains about her gorgeous body, then she scoffs that “good actors never use the script,” despite having appeared in The Love Guru, which many consider to be a modern-day Casablanca, if Casablanca had been terrible. Now we find out that the world almost lost our angry gem as it’s revealed in her upcoming Elle interview that making Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer almost made Jessica Alba quit acting. Which is fitting, since that’s the film that almost made us give up on going to the movies. Or having eyeballs.

Apparently Jessica’s  fury was unleashed when Silver Surfer director Tim Story tried to keep her from, you know, actually acting. “[The director told me] ‘It looks too real. It looks too painful. Can you be prettier when you cry? Cry pretty, Jessica.’ He was like, ‘Don’t do that thing with your face. Just make it flat. We can CGI the tears in.” That is…deeply messed up. Here we were, thinking movie makers had to draw emotions on Jessica Alba’s face because she was a bad actress. Now she might be terrible, and we have no way of knowing it!

After that incident Alba started to doubt her whole life trajectory. “I’m like, ‘But there’s no connection to a human being.’ And then it all got me thinking: Am I not good enough? Are my instincts and my emotions not good enough? Do people hate them so much that they don’t want me to be a person? Am I not allowed to be a person in my work? And so I just said, ‘F**k it. I don’t care about this business anymore.” Thank god Jessica decided to forge ahead, despite everything. What would we have done without such gems as Good Luck Chuck, Valentine’s Day and Little Fockers? We just hope there’s no backlash against Alba for speaking out like this, or else she’ll have tears streaming down her face for sure. And it won’t take no $32 million budget and a supercomputer to put them there.


Nic Cage May Owe Millions In Back Taxes, Loans

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According to a federal tax lien found by TMZ, Nicolas Cage may owe more than $6 million dollars in back taxes. While the lion’s share dates back to 2007, Cage still owes more than a quarter million on his 2002-2004 paychecks. Considering the fact that he’s starred in eleven movies in the last five years (with another five in the can), it’s odd he can’t get the IRS off his back.

And they’re not the only people jumping on. Word leaked last week that LA’s East West Bank hit Cage with a lawsuit for defaulting on a $2 million loan. $2 mil? From the way Ghost Rider buys and sells castles you’d think he could cut them a check. Is Nic burning through those National Treasure paychecks at warp speed, or does he need to find better accounting help? When it comes to a guy who named his son after Superman, we’re inclined to believe either.

[Photo: Getty Images]