Floor Flashing

by (@hallekiefer)

Courtney Stodden’s Floor Flashing: The New Planking?

Courtney Stodden is in your meme, making you flash! The (extremely young) woman knows what she wants, and Courtney Stodden wants you to send her photos of your sexiest ground-centric poses. “Come get down & dirty w/me while we floor flash together! I showed you mine… now show me yours. I’ll RT the hottest!” Stodden tweeted, along with an inspiration photo. Stodden didn’t mention sprawling out by the fridge when describing her “princess life,” with husband Dough Hutchison but it’s there if you read between the lines. FABlifer Halle Kiefer (that’s me!) tried to get onboard Courtney’s flash train, but somehow there must be other, more sexy photos out there. If your mind can conceive of it. We’re not giving up hope yet, though. We sucked at planking at first too! Our natural instinct is to bend!

[Photo: Courtney Stodden’s Twitter]

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