Who’s that brand new Hollywood hottie making headlines and modeling in bikinis on Instagram? Well, chances are she didn’t come from nowhere. She’s probably the daughter of an aging male celebrity. At least, that’s the story behind Francesca Eastwood, Ireland Baldwin and Kendall Jenner.
Is Francesca Eastwood already getting an annulment from Jonah Hill‘s brother? Which Real Housewife gave birth to twins this weekend? Is The Hunger Games a bigger franchise than Twilight?
Call us crazy, but we think we just worked out the pattern dictating Lindsay Lohan‘s life: a great thing happens, followed by a terrible thing, followed by another great thing. For example, just this year it’s been: filming Liz & Dick, fender bender, shooting The Canyons, uh…another fender bender. Since we just reported that Lilo will allegedly star in a music video from Lady Gaga’s new album, it stands to reason we would also have to report that Lohan threw a tantrum at a famous person’s birthday party. It’s just statistics at this point!
Now, we’re using the phrase “famous person” loosely as we are referring to Clint Eastwood‘s reality star daughter Francesca Eastwood, but either way sources reported that Lindsay flipped out when she spotted Francesca partying at L.A.’s Bootsy Bellows. “She was yelling ‘I’m a star, she’s a nobody, get her out of here!'” they claimed. “One poor guy came over and tried to calm [Lindsay] down and she acted aggressively. At that point the security told her to leave and it was totally embarrassing. She is acting like some bad ’80s film star, and it is hard to watch because she needs help.” Seeing as how Francesca’s party was almost certainly being filmed, we could potentially get a glimpse of Lindsay’s meltdown on TV. But that would require Lindsay signing a waiver to appear on the show, which she…wouldn’t do? Let’s check the pattern again. It’s the only way to know what to expect!
Kim Kardashian, meet Francesca Eastwood. You guys are going to have a lot to talk about soon, if rumors that Clint Eastwood’s family is shooting an E! reality show prove to be true. TMZ reports that Clint’s wife, Dina, 18-year-old daughter Francesca and 14-year-old daughter Morgan will star. The show will reportedly focus on Francesca’s burgeoning acting career, so … keep it clean, Kim. These kids don’t need to know every page in the Kardashian playbook just yet. You know the pages we’re talking about.
Producers are planning for the show to air early next year. When not filming Oscar-winning films (or J. Edgar. Ba-zing!), Clint himself will stop by for a fatherly cameo. Wow, you shoot a show that contains Clint Eastwood and you make him the Bruce Jenner? For shame, E! For shame.
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