Friends With Benefits

by (@hallekiefer)

Justin Timberlake Isn’t Quitting Music; He’s Just Unemployed!

We don’t know about you, but some small forgotten part of our brain lit up during last night’s Oscars and said, “Hey, didn’t that guy used to churn out smooth sexy jams?” Luckily for us, despite what his trip to the Oscars or his upcoming film Friends With Benefits might suggest, Justin Timberlake hasn’t retired from music. “I have not retired from music,” Justin scoffed to Entertainment Weekly on the Oscars’ red carpet. “I am unemployed right now and that is very dangerous. It gets hard to motivate yourself to do anything besides golf.” We have two jobs too, and believe us, the last thing we’d do if we weren’t working would be to play golf. Probably because the first thing we’d have to do is sell our clubs for food.

As for Timberlake’s new album, Justin is certain his next big hit is on the way. “I haven’t been hired for anything so I may hire myself to write some music,” Justin explained to E! “It’s right around the corner.” In the meantime, Timberlake has sex scenes with Mila Kunis to tide him over. “That’s an easy thing to do,” Justin explained about filming nude with his lovely co-star. “I think I could speak for all the men in the world when I say that’s the easy part.” Wow, we hope things turn around soon for Timberlake soon. God forbid he has to go without seeing an A-list actress naked or singing some baby-making tunes for long. Damn this economy!

by (@hallekiefer)

Mila Kunis Saw Justin Timberlake’s “Bits And Pieces” During “Uncomfortable” Sex Scene

It’s out of the lesbian hate sex frying pan of Black Swan and into awkward rom-com fire of Friends With Benefits for Mila Kunis, who must burn through merkins like Danica Patrick burns through spare tires. On Ellen today, we got an earful about Mila and Justin Timberlake’s Friends With Benefits sex scene, and it sounds…painfully awkward. “I love him. He’s adorable!” Kunis gushed about co-star Timberlake, but then admitted that the two “got to have very uncomfortable scenes for two weeks” when they had to get down to bidness in front of the camera.

But wasn’t so much the fake boning that weirded Mila out as it was the peanut gallery staring at them while they filmed it. “I mean, regardless there’s like 150 crew men watching and you see each other’s bits and pieces,” said Mila. When it comes to Justin Timberlake, we personally would accept any bit, piece or other teeny little scrap that came our way. “The whole thing is just wrong,” complained Kunis. Ah, but is it wrong that getting it on with Justin Timberlake in front of 150 burly Teamsters is now one of our top fantasies? It is? Awesome.

by (@katespencer)

Mila Kunis, We Want Your Legs

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Mila Kunis is filming Friends With Benefits here in NYC this week, having a grand ol’ time giggling in between takes with c0-star Justin Timberlake. Isn’t being an actor carefree and fun!? [Note to self: become a successful actor and have a blessed, easy life.] And while the photos of them standing around looking too attractive for their own good are pretty dull, there’s one – or make that two – things we can’t help noticing: Mila’s fierce legs.

Seriously guys, look at her legs. LOOK AT THEM. For someone we imagine to be 4 feet tall, they look like supersized chopsticks with a bit of muscle on top. They’re lean, they’re ripped, they’re tan, there’s not a varicose vein in sight. (What’s that? You don’t know what a varicose vein is? Call us when you’re 28). But why isn’t Mila getting superficial credit where superficial credit is due? Shouldn’t she be getting more Hollywood props for her good looks? There’s no reason Blake Lively should be getting her second Vogue cover when Mila and her legs have yet to debut on the fashion mag. Get it together Anna Wintour!

[Photos: Splash News Online]