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Birthday Gif Wall: Kristen Stewart

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It’s no secret that we here at TheFABlife adore Kristen Stewart. From her nervous twitches to sexpot photo shoots to klutzy award receiving – that pretty mug of hers never fails to amuse us. As our week-long celebration of her 21st birthday rolls on, we’ve gleefully rounded up some of our favorite Stewfaces and thrown [...]

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Biebs Banging (On) A Cowbell

What the hell is Justin Bieber doing to that cowbell? Whatever it is, it’s causing him to thrust his underage pelvis like Elvis on Viagra and it’s kind of freaking us out. Will Biebs and the percussion instrument please get a room? Because he’s rockin’ out just a little too hard. We guess the only [...]

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Beyonce’s Banned Commercial: Even Hotter As Gifs

Already hot and bothered by Beyonce‘s banned-from-the-BBC fragrance commercial? Well, hold on to your pants, we’ve taken three particularly sultry moments, cut them up, and put them on loop for your enjoyment. You’re welcome. Two more feverish gifs after the jump.

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Slo-Dancing With The Stars: Top Five Moments At Half Speed

Season 11 of Dancing with the Stars premiered last night, with perhaps the most exciting, eclectic cast yet. Teen mom Bristol Palin shook what Sarah gave her, The Situation supplied Seaside fist pumps, and Audrina Patridge sent tongues awaggin’ with her high-gloss legs and abs of steel. Margaret Cho performed a slapstick Viennese waltz and [...]

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Babes Or Bobbleheads?

We did not Photoshop the above photo. Victoria’s Secret models Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima and Chanel Iman‘s heads are really that big in proportion to their teeny waists. Don’t get us wrong, these gorgeous ladies are supermodels for a reason, and a downward camera angle certainly played a part in this Coney Island-esque photo, but [...]

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Snooki Rides ‘Em, Then Flashes ‘Em

So…this happened. Vowing to stay away from bars after spending a few hours behind them last week, Snooki found a new way to have fun while cruising the Jersey boardwalk with her film posse. Enter, the mechanical bull. Ever the lady, the fun-sized Snickers approached the bucking bronco in a see-through white dress, which any [...]

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Three Simple Steps To Achieving The J-Lo Face

Jennifer Lopez walks a red carpet as often as we buy gum, so the bootylicious star is bound to fall into some posing habits. She’s clearly decided that whatever you’d call the facial expression in the above gif is working for her, and has hence given the ‘tude to every photographer ever. Want to give [...]

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Tila Tequila Elegantly Launches New Blog

Last night Tila Tequila continued the promotional/running-her-mouth tour for TilaTequilaOMG at NYC club Greenhouse. She serenaded the audience with a performance of her new single, “I F*cked The DJ” while showing anyone with eyes and/or cameras her nude panties, butt cheeks, and cleavage aplenty. Oh Tila, there are no limits to your trashiness. [Photos: Getty [...]

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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Performs For Venetian Onlookers

Much to the delight of anyone who loves gorgeous women and/or cute babies, Angelina Jolie and one-half of her and Brad Pitt‘s twins, Vivienne, took to their Venetian balcony to get some fresh air and play. 20-month-old Vivi proved to be quite the character, making funny faces while (probably) pointing to the many zoom lenses [...]