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U.S. Gymnast McKayla Maroney Teaches Jenna Bush How To Dougie

The U.S. Woman’s Gymnastics team already brought the gold, and now they’re bringing the dance moves! Sixteen-year-old McKayla Maroney of the “Fierce Five” was spotted on the top of a double-decker bus giving dance lessons to former first daughter Jenna Bush. Now that’s a sentence we don’t see every day! The gold medal winner taught Jenna how to Dougie, the dance made famous by the Cali-Swag District. Like a true champ, she executed the moves flawlessly (and adorably), but get this: She did it while the bus was in motion! As a stanch non-dancer, I’m very impressed. So was Jenna, who got up and tried her best Dougie for the group. We were less impressed. Move over, Kate Upton. We’ve got a new Queen of the Dougie!

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Birthday Gif Wall: Kristen Stewart

It’s no secret that we here at TheFABlife adore Kristen Stewart. From her nervous twitches to sexpot photo shoots to klutzy award receiving – that pretty mug of hers never fails to amuse us. As our week-long celebration of her 21st birthday rolls on, we’ve gleefully rounded up some of our favorite Stewfaces and thrown them on loop. Click below the jump and prepare to be mesmerized by our glorious Kristen Stewart Birthday Gif wall. And Happy B-day, Kristen! Read more…

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Biebs Banging (On) A Cowbell

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What the hell is Justin Bieber doing to that cowbell? Whatever it is, it’s causing him to thrust his underage pelvis like Elvis on Viagra and it’s kind of freaking us out. Will Biebs and the percussion instrument please get a room? Because he’s rockin’ out just a little too hard.

We guess the only cure for Bieber Fever is more cowbell (had to). Check out more GIF goodness after the jump! For extra fun try syncing it up with music of your choice…(Dark Side of the Moon works well).

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Slo-Dancing With The Stars: Top Five Moments At Half Speed

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Season 11 of Dancing with the Stars premiered last night, with perhaps the most exciting, eclectic cast yet. Teen mom Bristol Palin shook what Sarah gave her, The Situation supplied Seaside fist pumps, and Audrina Patridge sent tongues awaggin’ with her high-gloss legs and abs of steel. Margaret Cho performed a slapstick Viennese waltz and The Hoff violated our eyeballs with his gyrating hips.

At two hours long, the show gets snoozey, so we’ve taken the liberty of rounding up the Top 5 Moments, tossing in some slo-mo and a loop for maximum enjoyment.

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Presented Without Commentary: Kim Kardashian Eating Ice Cream

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Kim Kardashian indulged in some ice cream after a day of shopping in Paris with mom Kris Jenner. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Babes Or Bobbleheads?

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We did not Photoshop the above photo. Victoria’s Secret models Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima and Chanel Iman‘s heads are really that big in proportion to their teeny waists. Don’t get us wrong, these gorgeous ladies are supermodels for a reason, and a downward camera angle certainly played a part in this Coney Island-esque photo, but are our Angels getting a little too thin? Criticizing women for being skinny is as annoying as getting on women for being overweight (our genes are our genes, ya know?), but still – aren’t they promoting attire that flaunts some booty and boobs?

These photos have us yearning for the days of curvaceous lingerie models, the hay days of Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum, who had a lil’ sumthin’-sumthin’ to fill their bras and hips where their thongs could hang. Should these waify beauties transfer to the runway? Or should Victoria’s Secret just recruit some curvier ladies to join their crew? Let us know in the comments.

Bonus bobble gif!

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[Photo: Getty Images]

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Snooki Rides ‘Em, Then Flashes ‘Em

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So…this happened. Vowing to stay away from bars after spending a few hours behind them last week, Snooki found a new way to have fun while cruising the Jersey boardwalk with her film posse.

Enter, the mechanical bull. Ever the lady, the fun-sized Snickers approached the bucking bronco in a see-through white dress, which any cowboy will tell you is standard attire (not). Unfortunately, television magic only lasted a few short moments before Snooki was thrown to the floor of the inflatable ring. Adding insult to injury, she inadvertently flashed the crowd as she picked herself up. Never fear, as we’re sure Snooks will be back in the saddle again in no time. And hopefully a TV crew will be present. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Three Simple Steps To Achieving The J-Lo Face

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Jennifer Lopez walks a red carpet as often as we buy gum, so the bootylicious star is bound to fall into some posing habits. She’s clearly decided that whatever you’d call the facial expression in the above gif is working for her, and has hence given the ‘tude to every photographer ever. Want to give it a whirl? Here are three simple steps:

1. Squint eyes as if you’re trying to read size 8 font.

2. Part lips. (You better be wearing heavy lip lacquer!) 

3. Suck in cheeks.

Repeat 16,459 times. [Photos: Getty Images]

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Tila Tequila Elegantly Launches New Blog

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Last night Tila Tequila continued the promotional/running-her-mouth tour for TilaTequilaOMG at NYC club Greenhouse. She serenaded the audience with a performance of her new single, “I F*cked The DJ” while showing anyone with eyes and/or cameras her nude panties, butt cheeks, and cleavage aplenty. Oh Tila, there are no limits to your trashiness. [Photos: Getty Images]

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