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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Performs For Venetian Onlookers

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Much to the delight of anyone who loves gorgeous women and/or cute babies, Angelina Jolie and one-half of her and Brad Pitt‘s twins, Vivienne, took to their Venetian balcony to get some fresh air and play. 20-month-old Vivi proved to be quite the character, making funny faces while (probably) pointing to the many zoom lenses awaiting a money shot of the famous family. Here’s hoping her comedy tour hits the States! [Photos: Splash News]

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See? Lindsay Lohan Is Just Fine

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We’ll admit it: we laughed when we saw these pictures of Lindsay Lohan wiping out in front of a friend’s house today at 5:30 AM. Yes, we’re a-holes, but we dare you to try and tell us they don’t make you chuckle? It’s funny when anyone falls (like we said, we’re a-holes), but when it’s someone who keeps insisting that everything in her life is just fine and dandy, well, we can’t help but smile. Let this be a metaphor for your life, Linds: You’ve fallen, and you can’t get up.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Mischa Barton Goes Digging For Her Career

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Mischa Barton was spotted taking her dogs to a Beverly Hills park yesterday, and while there she took a little time to stop and smell the roses shove her finger up her nose. Honestly, does this girl never learn? It’s not like the paparazzi started following her yesterday, nor are tissues a new invention available only to the rich and royal. We’re not saying she has to get it together enough to like, actually work, but she could at least remember to stuff some toilet paper in the pocket of her floral mom shorts before she hits the town.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

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“Mad Men” Barbies: Now Tots Can Play Like Adults

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It was announced today that Mattel is releasing a line of Barbies inspired by the very grown-up AMC series, “Mad Men.” Come July, children everywhere will be able to reenact scenes of sex-driven men, unfulfilled women, and drunken office politics with Joanie, Roger Sterling, and the Drapers. We’ll have to make paper cutouts for our missing favorites – Peggy, Pete Campbell, and Sally Draper. Here are two possible scenarios inspired by the series, cigs and booze not included.

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Detailed sketches of the dapper dolls will be included with the “Mad Men: Season Three” DVD, out March 23rd. [Photo: Mattel]

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Robert Pattinson Brings Kristen Stewart, Goofy Faces To Remember Me Premiere

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Think you can handle photos of Twilight lovers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart without freaking out?! We hung out on the Remember Me red carpet with VH1′s lovely Janell Snowden, and got an eyeful of Robert Pattinson in all his awkward, hair-grabbing glory. We spent Saturday staring at him at the movie’s press junket as well, and can honestly say this: up close and personal, he doesn’t radiate sex as much as he does goofy cuteness. The dude has tiny features (his head seemed like it was the size of a grapefruit), and his humble, self-deprecating nature, while charming, totally comes across in how he carries himself. Don’t get us wrong, we found it totally refreshing, and we’d still do him in a heartbeat. But man, is this one awkward heartthrob.

We were happy that Rob’s cohort in introversion, Kristen Stewart, came out to support him, lurking on the red carpet in mustard-colored pants. If this doesn’t confirm for people that they’re lovers underneath the covers, we don’t know what will. Rob did pal around with co-star Emilie de Ravin on the carpet, but it seemed totally platonic. Her outfit was adorable up close (high five, stylist), and she is teeny-tiny and super sweet.

Not so sweet: the f*cking paparazzi. Holy crap, you guys, we’ve never heard people scream like the photographers did last night. And not just squeals of excitement; these were downright terrifying wails that channeled the voices and spirits of 1000 demons. “ROB! ROBBBBBBB! PUBLICIST, MOVE! WE NEED A SHOT OF ROB!” Yes, the fans were 100 % more polite in their screaming. It’s no wonder Rob and Kristen cower every time someone with a camera steps in their way. We were curled up in a ball on the red carpet, and no one was even trying to take our picture.

Check out more pics from the Remember Me premiere below, and if you have to scream, remember – inside voices only!

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[Photo: GettyImages]

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Beyonce Brings The Heat To Brazil

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Earlier today we revealed what Beyonce Knowles looks like fresh outta bed. Soon after posing nude-faced for her fans on a Rio de Janeiro hotel balcony, Bey got all dolled-up to shoot a music video with Alicia Keys. Striking poses and steaming up a rusty bus in tri-colored eyeshadow, floral hotpants, and 5″ heels; she proved for the 5,986th time that she can do no wrong. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Dream Reality Show: Jon And Nadya Plus 22

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We hate to add fuel the fame-whoring fire of Jon Gosselin and the Octomom, but the rumors of the two joining forces for reality television are too awesomely disastrous for us to ignore. The Gosselin camp is already furiously denying the dating show, but we’re holding out hope for the 22 children-deep couple. 

TMZ allegedly obtained a copy of the pitch for the duo’s show, in which it boldly states that the “Jon + Nadya” show would challenge the ratings of “American Idol.” While that’s a lofty statement, they could count on viewership from theFABlife. We’re suckers for a good trainwreck. [Source: NY Daily News, TMZ; Photo: Splash News Online]

Related FABlife content: Jon Gosselin Denies Octomom Dating Show, Teams With Rabbi For Public Apology

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Paris Challenges Us To Hold Down Our Lunch

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Is this the etiquette of a Queen? Paris Hilton gave her lost puppy boyfriend Doug Reinhardt a lick in a VIP room at Cannes Film Festival. Inappropriate, and more importantly, YUCK.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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