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Ne-Yo Grinds Hotties As Questions Linger Over NYE No-Show

Ne-Yo fans in the Seattle area are pissed off that the “Closer” singer failed to appear at heavily promoted New Year’s Eve gig. Tickets started at $75, with VIP tables going for $1,200. “At 11:30 they had a pre-recorded message from Ne-Yo,” said an attendee. “He was on a plane from Nigeria and not able to come.” As they grumbled, Ne-Yo could be seen singing and dancing on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, though it is unclear whether the footage was pre-recorded or not.

With the sponsor and the local promoter AWOL, no one has been able to request a refund. Was the show a hoax or did Ne-Yo really prance off to Nigeria after pre-recording a performance for Dick Clark? The flyer for the event features the web address of a fan page rather than Ne-Yo’s official site, and this wouldn’t be the first time a promoter lied about where Ne-Yo was “stuck.” Apparently unfazed by this confusion, Ne-Yo performed in Hawaii on Monday night, with shows in Japan and England planned for the next few weeks. Check out the gallery to see the bumping and grinding Washingtonians missed out on.

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[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Jonathan The Tortoise: Still A Sexy Beast At 176

While Jonathan the Tortoise may be one of the world’s oldest living animals, he has the sex drive of a much younger hard-shelled hunk. Though a photo from 1900 proves that Jonathan is now 176 years old, he shows no signs of slowing his lifestyle, even without sight in one eye. According to his keepers at his home on the island of St. Helena, Jonathan is fit as a fiddle and routinely gets busy with the three younger, female tortoises. Not only does he continue to enjoy the ladies, but he adores attention and is a real ham for the camera. In an age of Botox and Viagra, Jonathan is a 100% all-natural stud, and perhaps a source of inspiration for Hugh Hefner.

[Photo: Splash News Online, Source: Daily Mail]

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Fergie Fills Out

Fergie‘s new role in the movie Nine is finger licking good; right down to the last crumb of fish and chips the singer says she scarfed down to gain thirteen pounds for her new role. “I ate everything,” she said. “Fish and chips-everything fried-things I don’t normally eat.” Now the actress plans to slim down by going back to diet designs, a food delivery service. Still, Josh Duhamel‘s fiance says she won’t skip out on Thanksgiving. “I like a good pumpkin pie-that’s my favorite-with homemade whipped cream. Whipped cream from scratch. I’ll eat it for breakfast, always,” she says. [Source: Us; Photo: Splash News Online]

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The Sarah Palin Towel Pic That Could Have Been

The post-election blame-fest is well underway in the McCain-Palin camp, and Sarah Palin is receiving the bulk of the verbal punches. McCain’s peeps are painting their VP pic as ignorant, greedy and an exhibitionist. Maybe she would have been an awesome Veep after all?

Sources say that when advisers came to her hotel room to brief her before the Republican Convention, “Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. “I’ll be just a minute,” she said.”

In honor of what is surely one of the greatest political moments to occur on American soil since the signing of the Declaration of Independence, we present an artist’s interpretation of the Great Palin Towel Talk of 2008, above. History looks best when dripping wet, don’tcha think?

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Palin Threw Tantrums, Made Staffers Cry, Plans To Torment Liberals Forever

A pretty ugly portrait of Sarah Palin is materializing as behind-the-scenes rumors continue to flood from the McCain camp. Yesterday, we revealed dirty details about her lust for designer duds. Today rumors are flying that she would mull over press clippings each morning, and proceed to throw tantrums of a magnitude that reduced her staff to tears.

Despite her alleged horribleness and proven ignorance on major issues, we may see her again come 2012… this time in the Republican driver’s seat. We have a few hot tips for the presidential hopeful:

  • Take some improvisational speaking courses. Notecards may not go with some your fancy outfits.
  • Join Piper in her geography class sometime. Africa is, in fact, a continent.
  • If ever again questioned about your daily reading habits, keep the name of at least one newspaper on the back burner, Washington Post will do.
  • Drop the “I can see Russia from my house” bit. Or the wrath of Couric will again be unleashed.
  • NAFTA does not stand for Never Arrest Fur Trading Alaskans.
  • Minimize winking.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

See a clip from The O’Reilly Factor after the jump, where Fox News Chief Political Correspondent Carl Cameron spills some insider Palin gossip:

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GIF Attack! Just Another Day At The Office For Gunther von Hagens

Gunther von Hagens, creator of Necrophilia Body Worlds, enthusiastically unveiled his exhibit in London today. While the 63-year-old anatomist claims to be a health freak, he looks forward to the day he joins the exhibit, with a little plastination help from his wife, Dr. Angelina Whalley. He and Angelina have concluded that his body will be placed at the entrance, offering a warm welcome to visitors.

Scandalist is not responsible for any illness this silly animation may have induced.

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[Source: Telegraph; Top photo: Splash News Online]

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Happy Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian is 28 years old today! The queen of famous-for-being-famous spent the day with boyfriend Reggie Bush. The football star is stuck in the hospital for knee surgery, but Kim got into the spirit by donning a hospital gown. Sadly, there are no shots from the back.

[Photo: Splash News Online]