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Nasty Jermaine Dupri Pukes On Ms. Jackson

Looking for the best way to shower your girlfriend with love? That was the dilemma Jermaine Dupri faced the other night at Tenjune while celebrating his birthday with his lady Janet Jackson, Ne-Yo, Ice-T and Busta Rhymes. He solved the problem by guzzling a bunch of champagne and Patron and then literally showering his lover in his booze-infused puke. How romantic! If only every girl could be so lucky. Janet then allegedly bolted out of the club and into her waiting car, while her man hopefully got himself to the nearest bathroom. We have a feeling someone’s gonna be getting some apology diamonds this week!  [NYP. Photo: GettyImages]

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Eva Longoria: “I’m Just Fat!”

Scandalist to Eva Longoria: “Shut the f*ck up.”

I’m just fat” is the Desperate Housewives star’s answer when asked by Us magazine if she was pregnant. Sigh. Let’s clear the air on a couple of things here:

  1. Eva is not fat, and judging from what we’ve seen so far, never will be.
  2. She is married to a 6 foot 2 inch tall basketball player, and is a foot shorter than her man. We’ll know when she’s lugging a baby around in there.
  3. The actress would not know fat if it put her in a sandwich and ate her for lunch. She should keep her mouth shut – except when she’s eating, of course.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Tila Tequila Boogies

Everyone’s favorite celesbian, Tila Tequila, hit up Co Co Deville nightclub last night with girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Above is a sampling of her killer dance moves. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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