by (@emilyexton)

Andrew Rannells Doesn’t Want Your Handjob

On last night’s episode of Girls, Hannah arrived in pristine Iowa, where entire houses are cheaper than a corner of a roach-infested New York apartment and classmates are ready to compare her life’s work to 50 Shades of Grey. Change isn’t easy, but luckily her BFF Elijah (Andrew Rannells) was there to help her adjust. Marnie’s sex scene in the season premiere may still be a topic of conversation, but last night it was Elijah’s turn — even if what went down isn’t Rannells’ idea of fun. “Who gives handjobs?!” he asked during a recent trip to VH1. Our thoughts exactly.  Read more…

by (@t_akino)

10 Reasons Why Marnie on ‘Girls’ Doesn’t Suck

HBO‘s Girls has been met with a polarizing response through its entire run, but there’s one thing viewers can agree: Marnie is the worst. Played by Allison Williams, Marnie is the Brooklyn foursome’s resident buzzkill. The stuck-up country club card member who’ll homewreck a marriage without a decent apology, hook up with her BFF‘s ex-boyfriend out loneliness, and get salty and vindictive when one of her friends outperforms her at work. Basically, she’s not an easy person to deal with, but that doesn’t mean she’s the worst.
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by (@shakeyourbeauty)

We’ll Happily be Sir Jaime’s Right Hand! Our Sexiest TV Fantasy Boyfriends

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Dating in real life is no easy chore. If you take it online, you risk a steady stream of creepers and Catfishers who lie about their height and male pattern baldness. In real life, you’re dealing with douches at the bar who murmur things like “What’s your Facebook, sexy?’ with rank beer breath. Thus, it’s incredibly tempting to pretend that the hotties smoldering through our favorite TV shows are our boyfriends. They have perfect abs, luscious hair, flawless line delivery and never sweat — why not?

And there are so many of them to choose from. A fantasy boyfriend for every kind of girl! If you have a supernatural fetish, clearly you’d welcome a little bite from Vampire Diaries Ian Somerholder. Love vulgar, sexually bonkers weirdos with a heart of gold? Cut to Adam Driver on Girls! 

This weekend, take a break from real-life dating and fall hard for our ten favorite — if completely unavailable — TV boyfriends.

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