We (being me, Kate Spencer) do not watch Glee. We tried, we failed, we’ve moved on. But we might just re-set our DVR if the cast came out and sang “Don’t Stop Believing” wearing booty shorts and knee-high socks every week. Lea Michele is welcome to be the biggest b*tch in the world if she wants, looking like this. Because that, friends is how you become popular in real life! Or that’s how it always looked to us unpopular kids.
Lea was joined by cast-mates Dianna Agron and Cory Monteith for the GQ cover and story, and she’s got another provocative pic inside the mag straddling a locker room bench (you can thank Terry Richardson, natch). Inside she reveals that the night Chris Colfer (Kurt) came over to cheer her up with a pint of ice cream and Madea Goes to Jail was “the best night of my life.” Just goes to show that Glee is G-rated no matter how many lollipop-sucking photos the cast takes.
Andy Warhol famously said, “In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.” Maybe what he meant was, “In the future, everyone get an episode of Glee.” It looks likeÃ‚Â Taylor Swift is being sucked into the Glee vortex that has claimed the street-cred of an untold number of artists. Although to be fair, her tunes about teen-romance drama seem perfectly suited for the halls of McKinley High School.
T-Swift told Zap2It that there have been talks, but “it usually comes down to scheduling. I’m a huge fan of the show, and I think it showcases music in a great way, so I would be really excited if anything were to happen there.” Sounds to us like Taylor better make some time, or else she’s going to have an army of Gleeks to answer to. And we’re pretty sure they’ll make Kanye look like a teddy bear.
Glee‘s resident hot mama (literally) has headed in a “New Direction” and hit the big screen, and in what we predict will be a big way. Dianna Agron stars opposite her real-life boyfriend Alex Pettyfer in the sci-fi thriller I Am Number Four, due out just in time for your 2011 Valentine’s Day date night.
Pettyfer plays one of nine human-like aliens who’ve escaped to Planet Earth. A deadly enemy species hunts him down, but for unknown reasons the predators must kill the sexiest aliens in the history of cinema in sequential order. Three parish (possibly prior to the film’s start), and Agron’s new alien boy toy is #4. This poppin’ fresh teaser trailer leads us to believe there will be little-to-no spontaneous song-and-dance numbers.
Take a closer look at Dianna Agron below, including a shot of the very blond lovers on set.
Theirs is a tale of two musical theater geeks who courted each other, and then went on to great fame and success…we’re talking about the unlikely pairing of Kristen Bell and Glee‘s Matthew Morrison. Not recently, of course, since Bell is engaged to Dax Shepard, but back in college, Bell admits that she and Morrison dated.
“I actually went to college with Matty Morrison,” Bell says, referring to the years they spent together at New York University where both studied theater. “We actually dated very briefly, so I’ll have to say maybe Matt Morrison is my favorite part of Glee for various reasons.” We love this kind of story. It’s like when we found out Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore once were roommates, as were Danny DeVito and Michael Douglas, and Holly Hunter and Frances McDormand. That’s Hollywood magic right there!
Before becoming Veronica Mars and Sarah Marshall, Bell was actually a Broadway geek who was into musical theater, which makes her dalliance with Morrison apt – wonder if she’ll maneuver this tidbit into a coveted guest spot on the show?
This is still in talks, but our juju tells us it’s most likely, going to happen. Fo’ reals. Gwyneth Paltrow is negotiating a guest-spot on Glee. How are we supposed to react to this? We’re not quite sure yet, so why don’t you tell us. But before you sound off, here are the facts.
Gwynnie, as she does in her new movie Country Strong, will go the whole hog. She’ll sing. She’ll dance. She’ll sign everyone up for Goop, while cooking healthy macrobiotic snacks. (That last bit is ours, clearly, but given half a chance, that’s totes what she’d do! ) We can hear all you Gleeks muttering under your breath already, pondering, “When? Why? What?”
‘When’ is Glee’s second season which kickstarts right about now. ‘Why’ is because her royal Goopness and Glee creator, Ryan Murphy, are tight. And we’re scared to tell you about the ‘What’. Just remember, don’t shoot the messenger, okay? We’re just reporting, and not responsible for this casting coup… or catastrophe, depending on what side of the couch you’re on. The dish is that G.P is potentially being cast in a two-episode role as a kinda-sorta love interested for Mr Schue aka Matthew Morrison. But, but, but… what about Emma? Gah!
The story being discussed is that substitute teacher Gwyneth steps in when Mr Schuester gets sick. She’s lovable (and hot), and helps the Glee club when Mr Schue is down. And when he gets back up, let’s just say he’s thinking up some major love ballads for her.
But what about EMMA!
We don’t know yet, but if the deal comes through, they’ll start shooting the episodes in two weeks. Which leaves Gwyneth just enough time to go on a yoga-mastercleanse-Eastern alternative healing boot camp!
Gleeks go crazy, because the dishy actor who plays the altruistic Will Schuester, Matthew Morrison plans to cut his debut record by early 2011. Whaaaat? Please God, let this album be better than his fellow cast mate Mark Salling‘s single. We totally have a crush on M.M., so we’re really hoping this goes well for him. Then again, Salling is a hottie as well, and his off-screen musical venture wasn’t exactly top notch. Tricky one to call.
Curious to what his music is going to sound like? So are we! Morrison revealed it’s “eclectic.” Uh, we hear warning bells already because we don’t trust that word. It could mean anything! He went on to say that the album will have “a lot of stuff that you would find on the adult contemporary charts, but stuff that I hope you’ll hear in the club and you can dance to.” February is when he’s hoping it’ll drop and he’s going full steam ahead saying, “I’m about three-quarters of the way done with the album. During our hiatus was the big chunk of putting it together — it’s full-time ‘Glee’ right now. I’m trying to do it on the weekends.”
So if this tanks, which again, we’re really hoping it won’t, Sue Sylvester’s never going to let him hear the end of it. The stakes are high! Oh and Matt, if you need any extra ladies for your music video to, ya know, dance (and by that we mean writhe) around you or somethin’, call us.
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Glee guys and glamazons kicked their second season started off right last night with a party at Paramount Studios in Hollywood. A room full of young, talented and beautiful people, all dressed in fab threads…How could the night get any better? With an appearance from John Stamos of course! That’s right, the artist formerly known as Uncle Jesse is just one of the several famous famous we can expect to see popping up in the halls of William McKinley High School this season.
The season premiere is set to air on September 21st, and Rolling Stone reports that the Gleeks will be taking on Jay-Z‘s “Empire State of Mind,” Lady Gaga‘s “Telephone,” Travie McCoy‘s “Billionaire,” Poison‘s “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” and several classic show tunes. Sadly we don’t see any tracks from Jesse and the Rippers. This better be fixed, or else someone’s going to be in big trouble, Mister.
Check out last nights’ fun in the gallery below!
Here’s what you missed on Glee: Santana and Puck have apparently, been getting it on quietly, on the side. And hell hath no fury like a Cheerio scorned, because when bad-boy Puck decided to spread his, umm, “glee” to other willing candidates, Santana blew a major fuse and screwed up Puck’s car. Drama drama drama!
Sounds like a fun episode? What if we told you it actually went down, between actors Mark Salling and Naya Rivera, who were said to be bumping uglies off-screen. It’s never a good idea to hook up with a co-star, dudes! And when she found out that musician Mark was singing tunes to other ladies, she went ballistic. The green-eyed monster in her ended up keying and egging his car, which just so happened to be a Lexus. OUCH. On another note: how much are these Glee kids making? ‘Cause a Lexus ain’t exactly cheap.
Salling’s peeps are totes defending his studly status, saying he did nothing wrong. His pal, singer Samantha Marq quite rightly said, “…Besides, it’s hard to call it infidelity when they weren’t officially together!”
Naya, if you were ever planning to get it on with him again, messing his car was probably not the smartest way to go about it. But dare we say: we love the off-screen drama more than what’s on the show. Glee squee!
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