Golden Globes 2011

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Ricky Gervais Says NBC Wants Him To Host Globes Again, Globes Doesn’t

It hasn’t even been a month since the Golden Globes, and people are already buzzing about next year’s. Host Ricky Gervais rocked the awards show with an endless stream of “Oh no you didn’t”s, even acknowledging the Hollywood Foreign Press Assocation’s bribery scandal and implying The Tourist may have taken part. The Golden Globes’ apologized for Gervais, who said he’d never host again anyway. Then word got out that the Globes wanted Gervais back after the backlash turned out to be nothing.

Turns out some clarification is necessary, because the HFPA dismissed Gervais’ claim (“Nice try, Ricky.”). The Office mastermind now says that, while the people who live off of the Globes are still pissed off, the network that airs him would love him to return. “At no point did I talk to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association,” said Gervais, claiming it was a NBC executive who buttered him up. “It depends whether they care about fifty delicate egos in the room or the 200 million people watching at home who want a laugh…If they do invite me back and I accept, I’m going to pull exactly the same s— again or even worse.” We say screw the Globes and find a more credible show to host.

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Ricky Gervais Thanks Supporters, Denies Globes Backlash Rumors

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As you can guess by the above photo, Ricky Gervais isn’t ashamed of his vicious(ly funny) monologue at this year’s Golden Globes…or anything else. “I enjoyed the Globes more this year. I think I had better gags,” Gervais wrote on his blog, addressing the rumors that his hour-long disappearance mid-show was due to backstage drama. “Obviously the rumour that the organizers stopped me going out on stage for an hour is rubbish. I did every link I was scheduled to do. The reason why the gaps were uneven is because when I got the rundown I was allowed to choose who I presented to. I obviously chose the spots that I had the best gags for. They couldn’t move around the order but I could move around however I wanted.” So if you’re a celeb who didn’t get slammed on-stage by Gervais, congratulations—you’re boring!

Though confident that those who can take a joke were happy with his (“Thanks to the twitterverse, the blogosphere, all the journos and the coolest stars for coming to my rescue”), He did admit that the hoopla gave him pause. “Some reactions nearly had me believing I’d gone too far too. Nearly.” And though the Hollywood Foreign Press Association says the show “was among the best” (though some of his jokes “went too far”), Gervais told TMZ he probably won’t be back next year—”I think twice is enough.” Besides, how could he hope to top this year’s reaction?

[Photo: Rickygervais.com]

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Rumors We Love: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Also Flirting With Mila Kunis!

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Attention attractive young women of Hollywood: if you don’t want someone saying you’re flirting with Jake Gyllenhaal, don’t talk to Jake Gyllenhaal. With Jakey making Taylor Swift achy-breaky before they could even hit the red carpet together, gossipmongers are hungry to hook the Love & Other Drugs star up with someone pronto. We already heard Jake got friendly with Camilla Belle Saturday (the same hussy who dated Joe Jonas after Taylor did), and now E! says Jake was getting “just a little grabby” with Mila Kunis after the Golden Globes.

“They ended up talking in a corner practically the entire party,” says a witness at CAA afterparty. “They were laughing and smiling a lot. It was really flirty and they both looked like they were having a lot of fun.” That scream you just heard was Mila’s ex Macaulay Culkin slapping his face at the news. Unfortunately, the pair are “just friends,” but fair warning: Jake taking a friendly (and spoken-for) ex like Jenny Lewis to the Globes isn’t going to keep the tabs from setting him up with eligible ladies anyway.

by (@hallekiefer)

Did Christina Aguilera Scream At Julianne Hough At The Golden Globes?

Listen, we all love a diva, and Christina Aguilera is nothing if not 20 lbs of diva stuffed in a 10 lb bag. But if Naomi Campbell has taught us anything, sometimes fierce can go to far. According to E!, Christina Aguilera attacked Julianne Hough at a Golden Globes pre-party. Says an an eye-witness, “Christina really got in her face.” even grabbing Julianne’s arm to the point that Hough warned her Burlesque co-star, “Don’t touch me!” Julianne was “visibly upset” afterward, according to another insider. “The whole thing was troubling. People felt bad for Julianne.” It takes a lot of cajones to start a public fight before an awards ceremony. Argh, if only Ricky Gervais could have been told in time!

Christina’s agent has already dismissed the reports as “nonsense.” We hope they are, because before the ladies parted ways, reportedly Aguilera threatened to ruin Hough’s country music career. You know, if Burlesque had been this tawdry and exciting, maybe someone other than us would have seen it. Not that we approve of in-fighting! We’re just saying.

by (@missmuttoo)

Are Leighton Meester And Garrett Hedlund Hooking Up?

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Maybe award shows like the Golden Globes are an aphrodisiac? Everyone’s looking so glamorous and drinking non-stop like Paz de la Huerta. Seems like the right place for a single girl like Leighton Meester to get some action with a single dude like Country Strong co-star Garrett Hedlund. As sources reveal, the pair were  “inseparable the entire night” at the HBO after party.  The same voyeuristic sources also added, “Garrett wrapped his arm around her. She wraps her arm completely around his neck and pulls him for a quick peck on the lips.” They also left together while gorgeous Garrett was “massaging her shoulders”.

That kinda screams hook-up to us and kinda makes sense that the two hotties would eventually get something going. Makes shooting a film about an alcoholic washed up country singer a lot more interesting. All these new pheromones… must be something in the air which folks like Jake Gyllenhaal and Camilla Belle seem to be catching too. Now we just need to bump into Ian Somerhalder at one of these things and let the award show magic do its thing.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Belle Du Jour—Camilla, That Is

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This freshly single dude’s getting bizz-ay. Newly split from Taylor SwiftJake Gyllenhaal apparently set his sights on Camilla Belle on Saturday night at the Art of  Elysium “Heaven” Gala held at the California Science Center in L.A. He likes them young, huh? Someone should tell him both Taylor and Camille are Joe Jonas‘ sloppy seconds!

RadarOnline found a source who witnessed them hitting it off. They said, “They hung out together the entire night. They were talking intimately, and laughing.  There really seemed to be chemistry, a connection.” It’s not rocket science, guys. Two people that hot? Put them on a table and bang… and by that we mean. erm, bang. We’re trying not to get crass. For all we know, we’re going to see them go apple picking or something next weekend.

We don’t what else came out of this smoldering gala time other than them supposedly flirting all night. All we know is that Jake got game. The benefit and Camilla were on Saturday night. And we all know that Sunday was Golden Globes night where Jake brought Jenny Lewis. A different girl for every night? We need Taylor to step up her game and appear with some super buff, Tay L-Shirtless Wolf type character, stat.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Belle Du Jour, Camilla That Is

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This freshly single dude’s getting bizz-ay. Newly split from Taylor Swift, Jake Gyllenhaal apparently set his sights on Camilla Belle on Saturday night at the Art of  Elysium “Heaven” Gala held at the California Science Center in L.A. He likes them young, huh? (We’re young, call us Jakey).

RadarOnline found a source who was witness to them hitting it off. They said, “They hung out together the entire night. They were talking intimately, and laughing.  There really seemed to be chemistry, a connection.” It’s not rocket science, guys. Two people that hot? Put them on a table and bang… and by that we mean. erm, bang. We’re trying not to get crass. For all we know, we’re going to see them go apple picking or something next weekend.

We don’t what else came out of this smoldering gala time other than them supposedly flirting all night. All we know is that Jake got game. The benefit and Camilla were on Saturday night. And we all know that Sunday was Golden Globes night where Jake brought Jenny Lewis. A different girl for every night? We need Taylor to step up her game and appear with some super buff, Tay L-Shirtless Wolf type character, stat.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

It’s Fanboy Justin Bieber With La Jolie

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Who would’ve thought that these two would ever be in the same photo – or the same anything – together? But here’s it is, Justin Bieber and Angelina Jolie posing together at the red carper at the 2011 Golden Globes. The Biebs saw Angie on the red carpet and like any self-respecting male, had to ask for an autograph. Angelina agreed, and even though this could be a wax statue of the actress, she looked lovely. Seriously Angie, won’t hurt you to move some facial muscles and not look like a fembot?

A purple shades wearing Bieber tweeted the photo writing, “Angelina Jolie with @Justinbieber and 3D#purpleglasses oh yeahhhhh”. He totally was imaging her as Lara Croft, right? In 3D? That would be something.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Paz De La Huerta Falls Out Of Her Dress, Biffs It Hard At The Golden Globes

We love us some party people over here at TheFABlife, but occasionally we get too much of a good thing, like seeing Boardwalk Empire’s Paz de la Huerta drunkenly flash the paparazzi after failing to get into a Golden Globes afterparty. TMZ has a video of a clearly intoxicated de la Huerta being turned away Chateau Marmont before nearly doing a face plant on the curb. De la Huerta’s sober assistant hustles the staggering actress away, but not before he fails to tell the actress that her dress had fallen down in the front…and a big hole had been ripped in the back. Paz’s Boardwalk character might strip down for Steve Buscemi at the drop of the hat, but drunkenly spilling out of your dress within 500 yards of the Hollywood Foreign Press? Not our idea of a good time.

This isn’t the first time Paz has caused a bit of a scene. From posing nude to discussing her sex life in public, Paz definitely seems like a free spirit. Let’s hope that if she continues to be this free, she’ll hire somebody who knows enough to yank her gown back up after she takes a nose dive.

by (@hallekiefer)

Jake Gyllenhaal Brings Ex To The Golden Globes, Taylor Swift Just Strums Faster

We hope someone cut the power to Taylor Swift’s apartment last night, or else she undoubtedly spent her whole day off writing an angry symphony about how Jake Gyllenhaal took ex Jenny Lewis to the Golden Globes. Frontwoman of indie bands Rilo Kiley and Jenny & Johnny, stunning ginger Lewis dated Gyllenhaal back 2001, after which Jake moved onto Kirsten Dunst. However, before Taylor Swift commissions any artwork for her new album, “Jake Gyllenhaal: Love Demon,” we should probably let her know that all signs point to the fact that Gyllenhaal and Lewis are just friends. Jake even took then-lovah Reese Witherspoon to see Jenny perform in 2009, and has hung out with Jenny’s boyfriend Jonathan Rice. We’d want to keep Jake as a friend if we could too, if only to point to his gorgeous face and say, “See? I kissed that.”

Though if we’re going to be honest with ourselves, maybe we’re too quick to imagine Taylor getting too hung up on rhyming Jake with anything other thank “mistake” (it’s a little obvious). “Taylor isn’t one to sit there and just feel sorry for herself. She’s not crying in a corner over Jake. She’s already talking to her old crushes and stuff. Taylor always has a guy or two in mind,” a source told Hollywood Life about Swift’s current dating situation. Of course she does! You can never keep our Taylor down. Besides, you can’t have an album with one song, sillies.