Gossip Break

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Farewell, Oprah Screaming Celebrities’ Names

  • Jezebel nails what the world will miss most about Oprah…her screaming celebrities’ names in a voice only Stedman (or Gayle) could love. [Jezebel]
  • The Pussycat Dolls have maybe-sorta-probably (hopefully) broken up. [DListed]
  • The Kardashians want to take over the world. There are enough of them to form a small army, so should we just surrender now? [PopEater]
  • Adam Lambert‘s “For Your Entertainment” video is super boring compared to his AMAs raunch-fest. Bring back the leash, kissing, and fake BJ please! [PITNB]
  • It’s Lambert Mania! Our pal Michelle Collins at BestWeekEver.tv talks to the hunky Idol in this awesome interview. Squee x infinity! [BWE]
  • Ali Lohan has escaped Lindsay and is actually dressing like a teenager.  [LaineyGossip]


by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Tila’s Got A Sex Tape, Of Course

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  • Tila Tequila doesn’t want you to watch her sex tape, but her naked web show is totally fine! [Yeeeah!]
  • We got a chance to chat with the ladies of Popeater about New Moon, Adam Lambert‘s fake fellatio and Jon Gosselin‘s sad, well, sad everything. Watch it here! [PopEater]
  • Rihanna‘s promoting the eff out of her new album! Go girl. [PITNB]
  • Chace Crawford allegedly lost his v-card to Shauna Sand. Whatever respect we had for that guy is now lost, too. [DListed]
  • Jimmy Fallon wins us over as Neil Young doing the “Fresh Prince” theme song. Of course. [Buzzfeed]
  • John Mayer, still a hot jerk. [LaineyGossip]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Paula Deen Takes A Ham To The Face

  • Put this video on our List of Things We’re Thankful For This Turkey Day: Poor Paula Deen got hit in the face with a ham. [DListed]
  • In a brief moment of intelligence, Jessica Simpson has trash talked Perez Hilton, calling the bitchy blogger “sad.” [PopEater]
  • In one of the best TV episodes ever made, the “Seinfeld” crew did a full on reunion show during the season finale of “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” [Buzzfeed]
  • Brad Pitt tells other actors how to d their jobs better. [LaineyGossip]
  • Katie Couric doesn’t see nothing wrong with a little bump n’ grind – and Gawker’s got the pics to prove it. [Gawker]
  • We’re all in agreement that 2010 is going to be the year of Kenan Thompson, right? What Up With That?, Reba, Jean K. Jean, scared straight prisoner… the dude owns SNL, and we like it. Zout alors! [BWE]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Lil Wayne, Big Family

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  • Jon Gosselin and Kate Major had some sort of handwritten love contract, cuz that’s how classy people do things. [PopEater]
  • Lil Wayne is a dad again, so…congrats again! [DListed]
  • BWE takes on People‘s picks for the 15 sexiest dudes out there. [BWE]
  • What other celebs would look hot with Kristen Stewart‘s mullet haircut? Er, not many, right? [Buzzfeed]
  • Kellan Lutz was rejected from the Twilight premiere after-party. If you’re not RPattz, you’re nobody! [LaineyGossip]
  • Here’s something we can’t get behind (pardon the pun): girls who booty dance on people’s graves. Sigh. [Urlesque]
  • Kim Kardashian‘s an eBay shopper. Yes, her real life is more boring than her reality show.  [HollywoodLife]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Does RPattz Have Junk In His Trunk?

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  • Wait a second – does Robert Pattinson have a big ass? Here’s one theory on his butt issues. [LaineyGossip]
  • Gerard Butler in a kilt just oozes Scottish sex appeal. [DListed]
  • Jennifer Aniston‘s bikini body – still bangin’. [PopEater]
  • Oooh, and what’s this? Britney Spears is also runnin’ around in a bathing suit. [PITNB]
  • Can’t wait for New Moon? Why not buy something Twilight-y to tie you over! [Buzzfeed]
  • Adam Sandler has finally started making movies for your parents. [BWE]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Lindsay Drinks And Ditches

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  • Katie Holmes needs a day off from work. [PITNB]
  • Lindsay Lohan skipped out on a bottle bill while clubbing, dumping it on Kellan Lutz. LiLo’s new (old) catch phrase: Lindsay don’t pay that.” [DListed]
  • Kristen Stewart: why so serious, girlfriend? [PopEater]
  • Miracle Whip is feuding with Stephen Colbert. No, really. [BWE]
  • Dogs are the only creatures that can stand Gwen Stefani’s “Sweet Escape.” [Urlesque]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Tyra’s “Top Model” Gets A New Judge

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  • Tyra Banks has cleaned house at “Top Model;” Kimora Lee Simmons and Andrew Leon Talley are in as judges, Miss Jay is out! [DListed]
  • Sad news for fans of the early 90s - T-Boz is battling swine flu. Get well soon! [PopEater]
  • More outtakes from Robert Pattinson‘s Vanity Fair shoot. Drool-worthy, fo sho. [PITNB]
  • Happy 29th birthday Ryan Gosling! Here are 29 single women who’d like to date you. [LaineyGossip]
  • Lou Dobbs has bailed on CNN. No one is sad. [Videogum]
  • Rebecca Gayheart is pregnant. Cue crickets chirping. [SOW]
  • 2009: The Year of the “Party in the USA” Parody. [Urlesque]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Ungaro Loathes Lindsay Lohan Too

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  • Emanuel Ungaro trashes Lindsay Lohan‘s fashion week debut for his former line. [PopEater]
  • Fergie didn’t know that her making out with girls was considered cheating. Apparently neither did her husband. [DListed]
  • Levi Johnston is suing the Palins for custody of his kid. [PITNB]
  • Robert Pattinson. Kristen Stewart. Holding hands. Try to contain yourself, Twi-hards. [LaineyGossip]
  • A drunk Boston woman fell onto subway tracks as a train approached, and lived to tell about it (and sober up). [Urlesque]
  • Remember when you couldn’t go five seconds without looking at Christina Aguilera‘s ass? How times have changed. [Buzzfeed]
  • So this is what James Franco looks like on a soap opera. [BWE]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Taylor Talks Taylor

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  • Taylor Lautner thinks it’s weird dating someone with the same name.  [PITNB]
  • That dude accused of trying to extort Letterman is claiming in court that he was just trying to sell him his screenplay. [Popeater]
  • Can’t wait for Levi Johnston‘s Playgirl cover? BWE has you covered. The sexy is this way ——> [BWE]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow went out for a jog! What would her super (sketchy) trainer Tracey Anderson say? [LaineyGossip]
  • Amy Poehler is the smartest woman alive, and she’s got good advice for all the ladies out there. [Buzzfeed]
  • Amy Winehouse wants to grow her butt. Eating might help, eh? [DListed]
  • Are we wrong for liking “Mad Men” parodies more than the actual show? [Urlesque]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Demi Does It Right

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  • Is it possible that Demi Moore is aging backwards? Yes, she looks that good. [PITNB]
  • John Travolta is using Scientology to help heal from the loss of his son. [PopEater]
  • Larry King‘s grandfather tweets are precious. Read ‘em and giggle. [Urlesque]
  • Jon Gosselin has finally found his douche twin in Levi Johnston. [DListed]
  • Anddddd Jim Carrey has a website. It’s what you expect – and more! (Weird.) [Buzzfeed]
  • Ashlee Simpson won’t stop until she’s ruined Broadway – forever! [BWE]
  • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted standing on the same balcony! Which totally means they’re…on a balcony together. [LaineyGossip]

[Photo: W Magazine]