Gossip Break

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Sharon Calls Botox Rumor Bogus

  • Rupert the deer has died, and so has our heart.  [BestWeekEver.tv]
  • Brangelina and their babies made of gold and hot sex are back in the Big Apple.  [DListed]
  • Pregnant Jennifer Garner is cuter than her kid.  [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Sharon Stone denies accusations she wanted to botox her kid, flashes vag to distract press.  [ICYDK]
  • Wow – we’re shocked by how cute Kelly Osbourne and her boyfriend look together. Cheers!  [Jezebel]
  • Uh oh – is this a picture of Sienna Miller‘s ex buying cocaine?  [I'mNotObsessed]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Whitney Dumps LC For NYC

  • Jordan and that generic boy band dude she married want to make sure everyone knows they are not breaking up. ‘Kay? [DListed]
  • Whitney from The Hills is taking over NYC, and we’re totally okay with that. [Gawker]
  • Admit it – these pictures of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake kinda melt your heart a bit. Confess! [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Nicole Richie can legally drive again. Look out! [Hollyscoop]
  • Celebrity penis spotting – what else is there to say? [CityRag]
  • Jen Aniston had lipo? Where? [I'm Not Obsessed]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Paris Pens Song For BFF

  • Paris Hilton has a new song about her search for a BFF. In other news, our ears are bleeding. [DListed]
  • Did Heidi Montag‘s mom singlehandedly save The Hills last night with her normalcy? Someone’s gotta do it! [BWE.tv]
  • Apparently Drew Barrymore and Ed Westwick fake kissed for the cameras. That’s almost as hot as a 33-year old woman desperate for attention anyway she can get it! [Seriously?OMG!]
  • Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson’s butts look adorable in bikinis. [Gawker]
  • Audrina Patridge is so “famous” she scored a $22,000 diamond watch at a gifting suite. No wonder Lo hates her! [I'm Not Obsessed]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Rumer Goes Red

  • Rumer Willis has stolen Ashlee Simpson‘s brassy hairdo. [DListed]
  • The 10 Least Catchy Wall Street Protest Signs only make us feel worse about our economy going to sh*t. [BWE.tv]
  • Eva Longoria continues to desperately taunt the press with pregnancy talk. [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Name Game: Kathy Griffin is suing the owners of kathygriffin.com for using her name without permission. [Hollyscoop]
  • See Heather Locklear‘s arrest in pictures. [CityRag]
  • Project Runway has no home for next season. How will we survive without Suede and leatha? [Gawker]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Posh Isn’t Popping A Kid Out Soon

  • This fake Britney Spears album cover is better than the real thing.  [DListed]
  • Victoria Beckham is too busy not eating to have another kid.  [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow continues quest to be most perfect woman ever, launches self-improvement website.  [Hollyscoop]
  • Kirsten and Drew face-off at SNL after-party over fugly boy-man Justin Long. [Celebitchy]
  • Does Katy Perry‘s cuteness annoy anyone else?  [CelebSlam]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Leighton Meester Marries Off Her Dog

Wanna hear a bit of Brit’s new single? Click here – or just listen to any of her other billions of songs that all sound the same.  [DListed]

No one attended the DVD release party for Sex and the City last night in NYC. Maybe word got out that they had a couch shaped like those Chanel Cs, and people started to dread the overkill.  [Gawker]

Lindsay Lohan is gonna guest judge Project Runway next season. The challenge – who can create the best leggings with little coke pockets. [AccessHollywood]

That bitchy chick from Gossip Girl is planning a wedding for her dog.  [Seriously? OMG!]

Bid farewell to Yankee Stadium with these pics of Derek Jetter‘s ass. [BWE.tv]

Michael Lohan is engaged. To marry. A human. With eyes and ears. How?  [Hollyscoop]

Sloppy drunk Jessica Simpson got herself kicked out of a party. And we thought Texans could drink?  [CelebSlam]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: LiLo’s Leggings Are Not Going Away

Lindsay Lohan has started a “brand development firm” to market her leggings and other brilliant ideas. Once again, our favorite redhead jumps the shark. [DListed]

Meet Anderson Cooper‘s new boyfriend. He’s a cute actor – swoon. [Queerty]

Tom Cruise showed up at the dress rehearsal for Katie’s Broadway show and scared everyone – even Suri. [Gawker]

Madonna, mother of three, humps a guitar for a living and then falls on her ass. [Seriously? OMG!]

It is safe to watch TV again – those Microsoft commercials starring Jerry Seinfeld are ending as fast as they arrived. [WWTDD]

[Photo: FilmMagic]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: The Funniest Video On The Internet

  • We didn’t think it was possible, but Best Week Ever has found the funniest video ever. Watch above. Laugh forever. [BWE.tv]
  • Sienna Miller was spotted lunching with Claire Danes‘ boyfriend Hugh Dancy. We’d feel for Claire, except that she kinda did that whole man-stealing thing herself. Karma-time! [PopSugar]
  • Did Nicole Richie move out because Mischa Barton hit on her man? We can dream, right. [DListed]
  • Barack Obama said thanks, but no thanks, to Lindsay Lohan‘s offer to campaign for him. [Gawker]
  • Look out! Cat lady Jocelyn Wildenstein is loose and terrorizing the streets of Los Angeles! [Seriously? OMG]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Jen’s Jacked And We’re Jealous

Newly married Ellen DeGeneres is a Cover Girl. Hawt. [DListed]

Matthew Broderick‘s son makes Mr. Jessica Parker much cuter. Without the kid – blegh. [Seriously? OMG!]

Oh man. Jennifer Aniston‘s gloriously ripped arms have extinguished all the pity we felt for her after Mayer gave her the boot. [Jezebel]

The adorable and funny Amy Poehler is leaving SNL for bigger and better things – like a baby! Now, now. We know it’ll be hard, but dry your tears. [Celebitchy]

The 30 Worst Autobiography Pun Titles. It hurts even more to know these are all real. [BWE.tv]

Professor Wikipedia knows everything. [CollegeHumor]

Nick Jonas turns sixteen today. Only two more years until he’s legal ladies! [MTVBuzzworthy]

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Gossip Break: Madonna Wears What She Wants, When She Wants, Wherever She Wants

  • Madonna breezes through security at a German airport in her bathrobe. No one flies comfier. [Dlisted]
  • Britney vs. Lindsay: Who’s the most improved of the year? [MTV Buzzworthy]
  • Heidi Montag obsesses over implants without even knowing it. [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Get a glimpse of Mariah Carey‘s soul. [fourfour]
  • Who the hell is Sarah Palin? Get 21 facts about John McCain‘s surprise VP pick. [Scandalist]