Gossip Break

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Did Rosie And Kelli Split?


  • Say it ain’t so, Ro! One of our favorite couples – Rosie O’Donnell and Kelli Carpenter – may or may not have split. (Unrelated: we loved Rosie on last week’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Best ep ever.) [PopEater]
  • Viral Video Love: check out our friends at Improv Everywhere‘s new grocery store musical. [Buzzfeed]
  • Bronson Pinchot (yep, Balki from “Perfect Strangers”) is claiming that Tom Cruise is/was a homophobe. Considering the rumors that have swirled around Tommy Boy forever, we’re not exactly surprised. [DListed]
  • Joel Madden clears the air on that whole “married” rumor. [Twitter/Jezebel]
  • Oh Ryan Gosling‘s butt. We heart you. [PITNB]
  • As if we weren’t already made about Twilight. [PopSugar]
  • We bet that if Kevin Youkilis was dating Kate Hudson, the Red Sox would still be in the playoffs. Stupid good luck charm. [LaineyGossip]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Vanilla Ice Needs Money, Makes Beer Commercial

  • Vanilla Ice resurrects his old image and clothes to make a buck or two selling South African beer, while simultaneously reminding us how old we are. [Buzzfeed]
  • Artie Lange‘s continued absence from the Howard Stern Show has fans freaking out. [PopEater]
  • Kate Bosworth is rumored to be sucking fangs with True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard. [DListed]
  • Jessica Biel hid out in NYC this weekend while her, uh, boyfriend Justin Timberlake partied for charity in Las Vegas. [LaineyGossip]
  • Trent Reznor got married this weekend! Following the nuptials, he f*cked his wife like an animal a husband. [PITNB]
  • Kristen Stewart on the Twilight Bella doll modeled after her: “She has bigger tits than me.” Love this girl. [Jezebel]
  • If you couldn’t get into all the sold out showings of Where The Wild Things Are this weekend, watch Spike Jonze‘s other masterpiece: this short film about Kanye West being a drunkard. [Videogum]
  • Surprise, surprise: Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s got a kick-ass post-baby body. [SOW]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Secret Married Couple Alert!


  • Did Nicole Richie and Joel Madden secretly get married this week? [LaineyGossip]
  • Balloon Boy’s parents – the Hennes – allegedly want a reality show. Of course they do.  [DListed]
  • Hey, it’s John Mayer‘s 32 birthday and all he got was his sad ex-girlfriend. [PopEater]
  • 4Chan totally pwned the Balloon Boy-obsessed media. [Buzzfeed]
  • Pete Wentz totally redeemed himself by cutting his hair, but now his eye make up fetish has gotten worse. [PITNB]
  • Kim Zolciak says she wears a new monstrous wig each day. [Jezebel]
  • Spike Lee has morphed into a real Renaissance man. [BWE]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Megan’s Mammaries Set Off Twitter War


  • Megan McCain‘s massive Republican boobs created some serious Twitter drama this week. [DListed]
  • Oh noes. John Mayer is back ruining Jennifer Aniston‘s life (by knocking her boots, natch). [PITNB]
  • Taylor Swift is set to appear on “Saturday Night Live” in November which begs the question: how many “Imma let you finish” sketches can be crammed into one 90 minute show? [PopEater]
  • Lindsay Lohan actually has an excuse for her crappy fashion line for Ungaro. Surprisingly, it’s not because she was too busy twittering @samantharonson to do any work. [LaineyGossip]
  • Speaking of, here are some more alleged tweets from Her Royal Craziness yelling at – who else? – SamnRon. [ONTD]
  • A paternity test has revealed that Keanu Reeves is not the father of some crazy lady’s adult children. Duh. [EvilBeet]
  • A-Ha has broken up. Wait a sec – we thought this happened in 1985? [SOW]
  • Fried butter makes kids dance like adorable little trolls. [Videogum]
  • Miley Cyrus can’t stop talking about Twitter. Would this just be a lot easier in 140 characters or less, Mi? [Celebuzz]

[Photo: Megan McCain’s Twitter]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Jacko’s Mom Denies Reality Show Rumor


  • Update! Katherine Jackson is denying this [TMZ]: Michael Jackson‘s kids will appear in a Jackson family reality show. Someone better just book these kids rooms in rehab for 2018 now, cuz MJ’s fam is messing them up. [PITNB]
  • Rihanna has tweeted the date her album drops: November 23rd. [PopEater]
  • You wouldn’t think you’d want to watch every entrance Kramer made on “Seinfeld” in chronological order, but trust us, you do. [Buzzfeed]
  • Jennifer Aniston must be addicted to douche – she’s back together with John Mayer. Again. [LaineyGossip]
  • Would it be creepy to name a 17-year-old the Sexiest Man Alive? No? Great, then let’s give Taylor Lautner the title he deserves! [BWE]
  • Another woman is coming forward to sue Dr. Phil for doin’ dirty things. [Videogum]
  • “Glee” haters unite (yes, we know we’re kind of alone in this corner, but Jezebel’s Sadie Stein totally nails our current “Glee” rage. Which we’re still watching, by the way.)! [Jezebel]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Judge Orders JoGo To Pay Kate


  • Time to sell those cubic zirconias! Jon Gosselin has been ordered by a judge to return $180,000 to the bank account he shares with Kate. [PopEater]
  • Remember Seth Green‘s meltdown that was caught on tape? It was all a marketing ploy for Butterfinger. We feel so used! [DListed]
  • John Mayer spends wayyyy too much money on his hair. [LaineyGossip]
  • Tyra Banks is the hardest working woman on television, according to the $30 million she rakes in every year. [EvilBeet]
  • Aaron Carter cried on “Dancing With The Stars” when he placed in 4th place. D-Lister FAIL. [SOW]
  • Tom Lennon and Ben Garant are coming out with a new show (yay!), but so is Matthew Perry (meh). [Videogum]
  • Farewell “Rachel Zoe Project.” We lit-er-al-ly, like, miss you already. [Jezebel]

[Photo: FilmMagic]


Gossip Break: Life’s Too Short

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Mickey Rourke thinks “life’s too short” to bother apologizing for homophobic slurs. No, Mickey, your outfit is too short. Life is long—remember the nineties?—and full of time to apologize. [PopEater]

Here comes the breas…BRIDE! Here comes the bride! Sorry about that, Christina Hendricks. (See, Mickey?) [Dlisted]

Jason Trawick lets Britney take the wheel. We probably wouldn’t. [PITNB]

Airbrush alert! Tara Reid just shot a spread for Playboy. [ICYDK]

Ryan Gosling wants you to know that he’s eccentric, going on tour. [Buzzfeed]

Jimmy Kimmel wants you know David Letterman ain’t the only talk show host boffing a staffmember. [Gawker]

Life isn’t too short for another Suri Cruise gallery. [BWE.tv]

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: President Obama Wins Big


  • President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize! USA! USA! [Buzzfeed]
  • Elizabeth Taylor tweeted all about her heart surgery. She’s on the mend. Hurray! Now go #followfriday her. [DListed]
  • Did you watch “The Office” wedding last night? They spoofed everyone’s favorite wedding vid, and it was kinda adorbs. [PopEater]
  • Vogue packs their new cover full of super hot ladies. [PopSugar]
  • We’re in a debate with Michelle at BestWeekEver.tv over “Glee” – she loves it, we’re on the fence. Luckily, she’s swaying us to her side with this piece of singing hotness from the hit show, Mark Salling. [BWE]
  • Dina Lohan has named her shoe line – wait for it – SHOE-HAN. FML x a million. [PITNB]
  • The Cruise family is just one big constant love-fest. [LaineyGossip]
  • Marge Simpson is taking it all off for Playboy magazine. She’s not quite Daphne from Scooby-Doo, but we’ll take it. [EvilBeet]
  • Love serial killers and hardcore sex? There’s a porno for that (based on the show “Dexter,” of course). [Videogum]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Dina Wants To Destroy Your Feet


  • Hide your feet! Dina Lohan is launching a shoe line. [LaineyGossip]
  • Dr. Phil has been accused of feeling up a patient. What would Oprah say? [DListed]
  • Christie Brinkley may be pretty, but her divorce keeps getting fuglier. [PopEater]
  • Lauren Conrad may be boring, but she makes up for it with her kickass style. [PopSugar]
  • This Miley Cyrus-Notorious B.I.G. mash-up will make you miss the days when music was good. [Buzzfeed]
  • So it looks like Emmy Rossum is definitely bangin’ Mr. Counting Crows. You, uh, go girl. [PITNB]
  • Yes Kate Hudson, we all see you looking sexy at Yankee Stadium while watching your boyfriend destroy the Twins. [BWE]
  • Rachelle LeFevre‘s career seems to only be improving after getting kicked out of the Twilight cast. [TwilightLexicon]
  • Ellen Page is bringing the L train to the small screen, writing a show for HBO about Williamsburg hipsters who move to L.A. God help us all. [Videogum]
  • Not to be outdone by her fame-whoring ex-husband, Kate Gosselin appeared on “Leno,” because hey – what else are babysitters for than watching your kids while you appear on national TV? [EvilBeet]

[Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Tina Fey Bashes Botox, World Swoons


  • Important cause of the day: get Tracey Morgan on Twitter. Let’s go people! [Buzzfeed]
  • Conan O’Brien is in a bizarre feud with Corey Booker, the mayor of Newark. [PopEater]
  • Remember the Olsen twins? Oh how time has flown since 2005. Anyhoo, the gals are busy shopping in Paris with their hot boyfriends. [PopSugar]
  • Our friend Adam boned some male sex toys so that you don’t have to (unless you want to, of course). [Gizmodo]
  • Oh holy hotness, Taylor Lautner is featured in an Italian Men’s Vogue spread. [PITNB]
  • Larry David does the most bizarro guest role ever – on “Hannah Montana.” [Videogum]
  • Tina Fey bashes botox, continues to be our idol. [LaineyGossip]
  • Mariah Carey likes to dress up in her husband’s clothes. Creating another alter ego, perhaps? [SOW]
  • Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene will be hosting a Halloween party at Tao in Las Vegas, go and show off your best Cullen-inspired costume! [Twilight-Gossip]
  • Heath Ledger and Verne Troyer together at last on film – the stuff acid-fueled nightmares are made of. [BWE]

[Photo: GettyImages]