Oh you know, this is just a village of Chinese dwarfs who live together in mushroom-shaped huts and dress up as fairy tale characters…because they can. [Buzzfeed]
Gwyneth Paltrow is spending $10 million renovating her London home, which makes today’s GOOP newsletter on saving your money that much more obnoxious. [LaineyGossip]
DJ AM‘s drug-related death has been ruled an accident. [PITNB]
Too little too late? Jon Gosselin says he’s sorry for bangin’ all those random girls after he split with his ex-wife Kate. [PopEater]
Lindsay Lohanhas spread her crazy to a second twitter account – apparently one wasn’t enough for all her late-night, @SamanthaRonson-filled tweets. [PopSugar]
Current crushes: the goth-y first daughters of Spain. [Buzzfeed]
Cringeworthiest convo of the week: “The View” ladies on the Roman Polanski rape case. [Jezebel]
Serena Williams is the new face of, uh, Tampax. Doesn’t she have enough money (and some dignity)? [BWE]
Try not to vomit up your $4 Lean Cuisine lunch – Kristin Cavallari got $90,000 AN EPISODE to be on “The Hills.” Even worse, Heidi Montag snagged $100,000 per ep. Yep, we’ve now got a case of the sads. [Gawker]
“Celebrity Rehab” star Tawny Kitaen has been nusted for a DUI. What would Dr. Drew say? [PopEater]
Jude Law wants a DNA test to prove his alleged new daughter is really his own. [DListed]
Er, shizz gets awkward when a cell phone goes off in the middle of Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig‘s new play. [Buzzfeed]
Finally, we know how many pregnancy tests Kourtney Kardashian took before figuring out she was knocked up. [Jezebel]
New cast member Jenny Slate (who we know from the NYC comedy scene, and who is awesome) dropped an F-Bomb on her first episode of “Saturday Night Live.” So f*cking what? [Vulture]
