Gossip Break

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Gossip Break: Padma’s Precious Baby Bump

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  • Katie Price is dating a cross-dressing Brit. [DListed]
  • Padma Lakshmi has an adorable baby bump. [PopEater]
  • Woah – Anderson Cooper flaunted his muscles at the gym, and it’s kinda hot. [PopSugar]
  • Move over Lindsay Lohan and Rihanna - Prince is at Paris Fashion Week. [PITNB]
  • Maggie Gyllenhall looks like she raided Katie Holmes’ closet. [LaineyGossip]
  • Hugh Jackman: adorable father. [SOW]
  • What can Jon Gosselin buy with his stolen $200,000? For starters, 4000 Ed Hardy hats. [Buzzfeed]
  • Here’s the mug shot of the dude who killed Kandi Burress‘ fiance A.J. Jewell. [Bossip]
  • Matt Damon brings the awesome on Entourage. [BWE]
  • Show off your Twilight pumpkin carving skills and win more than just a reputation as a Twi-nerd. [TwilightLexicon]

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Gossip Break: Gaga Was A Plain Jane Before She Wore Bubble Wrap

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Gossip Break: James Franco Demands “General Hospital” Role

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  • James Franco continues to woo us with his weird ways: he’s requested – and received – a guest-starring role on “General Hospital.”[DListed]
  • The most epic “Glee” re-cap in the history of the internet! [BWE]
  • Ellen Pompeo looks insanely good for someone who just popped out a baby.  [PopEater]
  • Kristen Stewart calls herself “boring” in a new interview. If it made Robert Pattinson want to jump our bones, we’d happily be boring too, KStew. [PopSugar]
  • Oh you know, this is just a village of Chinese dwarfs who live together in mushroom-shaped huts and dress up as fairy tale characters…because they can. [Buzzfeed]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow is spending $10 million renovating her London home, which makes today’s GOOP newsletter on saving your money that much more obnoxious. [LaineyGossip]
  • Britney Spears looks just like every other mom shopping at Target. [PITNB]
  • Suri Cruise is the loneliest kid on earth. [SOW]

[Photo: GettyImages]

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Gossip Break: Did JT Dump Jessica Biel?

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  • Has Justin Timberlake finally dumped Jessica Biel? It would certainly explain those rumors about him grinding on Rihanna (though he’d probably do that regardless). [LaineyGossip]
  • DJ AM‘s drug-related death has been ruled an accident.  [PITNB]
  • Too little too late? Jon Gosselin says he’s sorry for bangin’ all those random girls after he split with his ex-wife Kate. [PopEater]
  • Lindsay Lohan has spread her crazy to a second twitter account – apparently one wasn’t enough for all her late-night, @SamanthaRonson-filled tweets. [PopSugar]
  • Current crushes: the goth-y first daughters of Spain. [Buzzfeed]
  • Cringeworthiest convo of the week: “The View” ladies on the Roman Polanski rape case. [Jezebel]
  • Serena Williams is the new face of, uh, Tampax. Doesn’t she have enough money (and some dignity)? [BWE]

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Gossip Break: Heidi Montag Makes $100K An Episode

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  • Try not to vomit up your $4 Lean Cuisine lunch – Kristin Cavallari got $90,000 AN EPISODE to be on “The Hills.” Even worse, Heidi Montag snagged $100,000 per ep. Yep, we’ve now got a case of the sads. [Gawker]
  • “Celebrity Rehab” star Tawny Kitaen has been nusted for a DUI. What would Dr. Drew say?  [PopEater]
  • Jude Law wants a DNA test to prove his alleged new daughter is really his own. [DListed]
  • Er, shizz gets awkward when a cell phone goes off in the middle of Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig‘s new play. [Buzzfeed]
  • Jessica Alba has gone redhead. [PopSugar]
  • Super bachelor George Clooney still has a girlfriend. [LaineyGossip]
  • Finally, we know how many pregnancy tests Kourtney Kardashian took before figuring out she was knocked up. [Jezebel]
  • New cast member Jenny Slate (who we know from the NYC comedy scene, and who is awesome) dropped an F-Bomb on her first episode of “Saturday Night Live.” So f*cking what? [Vulture]

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Gossip Break: World’s Worst Matchmaker Apologizes For Speidi

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  • Kristin Cavallari apologizes to the world for introducing Spencer to Heidi, but the world does not forgive her. [LimeLife]
  • Whoaaa, Lady Gaga before she discovered peroxide and no-pants. We can’t look away. [PopEater]
  • Here’s some Ferris Bueller-related math we can get behind. [Buzzfeed]
  • Janet Jackson moves on from her grief over MJ’s death at Fashion Week. [PITNB]
  • “Vacation” star Randy Quaid and his wife are arrested for burglary and general craziness. [Celebitchy]
  • Doncha wish your girlfriend was unemployed like me? [AnythingHollywood]
  • Jay-Z teaches Oprah how to rap, we assume she will have her handlers wipe the dirt off her shoulder. [ConcreteLoop]
  • Hey hipster, need a Halloween idea? Be a wild thing. [Jezebel]

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Gossip Break: “Can I get a…signal?”

  • Cell phone service sure does suck if you’re in a scary movie. [FourFour]
  • “Single Ladies” really is the best video of all time, at least according to Kanye and babies. [CollegeHumor]
  • Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart are suing Gawker for posting their super boring sex tape. Snooze. [DListed]
  • Want to snuggle up in an Edward Cullen-themed bed? Now you can – there’s a Twilight-themed hotel open in Washington. [LimeLife]
  • Holly Madison finally got her own show! [Hollyscoop]
  • Everything old is new again: Kim Catrall and SJP still hate each other and the SaTC set is awkward. [OK!]
  • Simon Cowell is bringing The X-Factor to the U.S. – who will be our Leona Lewis? [PopEater]

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Gossip Break: Ellen Pompeo Pops Out A Baby Girl

Ellen Pompeo

  • More baby news! Ellen Pompeo welcomed a baby girl named Stella last week. [Hollyscoop]
  • Britney Spears is back home in Cali – and she’s playin’ the Valley Girl part with her outfit. [PITNB]
  • We always knew Frasier was a little bit Satanic. [BWE]
  • Nicolas Cage dressed as Superman: funnier than it sounds. [Buzzfeed]
  • We only heard the rumor about “Charlie’s Angels” star Jaclyn Smith dying after we heard she was alive and well. Here’s the whole story. [PopEater]
  • In addition to using baby wipes on his bum bum, Terrence Howard wants to remind you to wash your hands. [Videogum]
  • Marilyn Manson has Swine Flu, which is perhaps his scariest move yet. [SOW]

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Gossip Break: Heather Locklear Returns To Melrose, Someone Will Get Pushed In The Pool

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  • “Melrose Place” is getting a healthy dose of Root Lift again – Amanda Woodward (a.k.a. Heather Locklear) is back. [DListed]
  • Matt Damon and Ben Affleck – still BFF’s. [SOW]
  • Is that a gun in your sweatpants or are you just happy to see me? Plaxico Burress gets sentenced to 2 years in prison. [TMZ]
  • What won’t they turn into a musical these days? Little Miss Sunshine is coming to the stage. [Jezebel]
  • New Moon soundtrack to be even more indie-tastic than the Zooey Deschanel/Ben Gibbard wedding. [PITNB]
  • “30 Rock” just got even better, if that’s possible: Betty White is filming a guest appearance. [ONTD]
  • And we though Pink‘s harlequin bodysuit at the VMA’s was bad. [Buzzfeed]

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Gossip Break: “The Soup” Confirms That Jennifer Aniston Is A Spinster

  • Thank God for “The Soup,” for their definitive take on Jennifer Aniston, who is dying alone and man-less. [Buzzfeed]
  • A Muppets cover album? This could either be amazing or go horribly, horribly wrong. [Idolator]
  • Dear haters: Kelly Clarkson loves her bubble butt, so you can stop talking about it now. [PopEater]
  • “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane drops the F-bomb on the red carpet; Giuliana Rancic‘s virgin ears freak out. [SOW]
  • Put down your Dunkin’ Donuts, stop watchin’ the Pats for a sec and pause that Bernie and Phyl’s commercial, TomKat is in Boston! [PopSugar]
  • “Project Runway” fans – the Tim Gunn comic is finally here! [PITNB]
  • Courtney Love acts crazy, shocker, but this time while on a public toilet. [PageSix]