Gross Things

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Frances Bean Says “Twitter Should Ban” Courtney Love After Dave Grohl Rant

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We guess you couldn’t pass a law against just Courtney Love using Twitter … could you? Only her? We know legislature aimed at one specific unstable individual probably wouldn’t fly with the Supreme Court, but we don’t know how else you can stop Love from making some pretty repulsive accusations via social media. For example, [...]

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Stop Barfing, Everyone! Morgan Freeman Isn’t Dating His Step-Granddaughter!

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Sorry, we got this posted as soon as we could; we know how exhausting it can be to never stop barfing. Luckily, your days of working, playing, sleeping and loving while constantly throwing up are over: Morgan Freeman has officially denied dating his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines! “The recent reports of any pending marriage or [...]

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We Have Some Questions About Tareq Salahi’s Plan To Sell His Wife’s Undies

Apparently former reality star and all-around fame hog Tareq Salahi plans to sell his wife’s underwear for charity, and well, we have a couple questions about that. No, our queries don’t include things like, “Dear God, why?” or “Do you really think this is the best way to respond to your soon-to-be-ex-spouse Michaele Salahi’s affair [...]

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Evangeline Lilly Farted In Passenger’s Face While A Flight Attendant

We want to start a slow clap for Evangeline Lily’s fart story, but no one can tell what we’re clapping about from our cubicle. Plus, our boss told us to stop trying to start a standing ovation in the office all the time and we foolishly agreed. While visiting Leno to promote Real Steel, her [...]

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Christina Milian Discovers Chewed Gum In Her Food, Reacts How You’d Expect

And you thought John Mayer’s throat lesion was gross! Well, it definitely was (oh, how it was!), but almost as disgusting was Christina Milian’s chewed gum incident. Note: do not read this post if you are eating. Unless you happen to be eating a big bowl of chewed-up Orbitz. TMZ reports today that the “Dip [...]

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Gerard Depardieu Pees On Airplane Floor, To Other Passengers’ Dismay

When it comes to the French, actor Gerard Depardieu is basically their Tom Hanks, Robert DeNiro and John Malkovich rolled into one. Now imagine all three of those guys emptying their bladders in public and that’s about how insane it would be to hear that Gerard Depardieu peed on an airplane. Reportedly the actor’s flight [...]

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Terry Richardson And Lady Gaga Get A Little Too Close During Photo Shoot

Lady Gaga has never been know for her coyness, and Terry Richardson….well, Terry couldn’t take a passport photo without bodily fluids splashing on someone, so it makes sense that the Lady Gaga Terry Richardson photo book due out in November features some particularly…personal moments. “I didn’t hold anything back from Terry. He was with me [...]

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Crystal Harris Spills Hugh Hefner Sex Deets No One Should Have To Know

We never thought we’d say this but…we feel bad for Hugh Hefner. Sure, he’s made a fortune out of being the quintessential dirty old man, but hearing about Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner’s sex life on the radio just seems a cruel prank on someone’s grandpa. “[It lasted] like, two seconds,” Harris told Howard Stern [...]

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Thandie Newton Opens Up About Teenage Relationship With Director

Sorry you creep you out so late in the day, but you’re going to want to clap those hands over you/your kids’ eyes when hear about Thandie Newton’s teen affair with John Duigan, director of Newton’s first film. While Newton co-starred in the teen drama Flirting with a young Nicole Kidman, Duigan cajoled the 16-year-old [...]

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Russell Brand Used To Smash Up Dead Animals On Stage. Stop! Our Sides!

Our stomachs ache from laughing so much at the idea of Russell Brand smashing dead animals with a hammer on-stage. Oh, no, sorry, we meant to write “throwing up.” Our stomachs ache from throwing up. Author Neil Strauss informed RadarOnline that Brand copped to mushing up deceased creatures as part of his early performance art. [...]