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by (@missmuttoo)

What Does Brooklyn Decker Have On Her Head?

Oh, Brooklyn Decker. Bless you for becoming the face of the 2012 Magic Millions Carnival and Horse Racing event. It’s in Australia and will be held on the Gold Coast. She was at her official ambassador photo call in Surfers Paradise today and showed up in a perfectly lovely green dress. And fabulous ankle strap heels — we have no idea how she’s navigating the sand on those babies. It’s that thing on her head we’re most concerned with. We know it’s supposed to be a hat. But is it really? Because she looks like she’s given a ride to stranded flying saucer. It’s kind of awesome, in a science fiction kind of way.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Lady Gaga Steps Up Her Bizarre Hat Game In London

Maybe we’re flattering ourselves here (OK, we definitely are), but part of us would like to think that Lady Gaga‘s most recent hat selection, made while visiting the ITV Studios in London today, was a direct response to us pointing out Lady Gaga’s most normal fashion choices. Maybe she just needed the wake-up call. The only question is, whom did she call to get an emergency hot-pink sperm-shaped fascinator made overnight? Especially one that tall?

[Photo: /Splash News Online]

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