Look, Taran Noah Smith, go ahead and shoot a nail gun though Al’s foot if you feel like it. Accidentally ram a lawnmower through the wall of the soundstage if it tickles your fancy, but driving drunk and doing drugs? We have to draw the line somewhere. Sadly, according to TMZ, Smith, the youngest of Tim Allen’s be-sweatshirted sons on the classic ’90s sitcom Home Improvement, was arrested this morning for an alleged DUI and felony drug possession. It’s always the quiet ones…with the bowl haircuts.
Los Angeles law enforcement allegedly found Smith in the possession of hash after noticing his Honda Accord was both parked in front of a fire hydrant and emitting a “strong odor” of an illegal substance. Well, it’s like Chinese philosopher Chuang Tse once said, “You cannot speak of the ocean to a well frog, you cannot speak of ice to a summer insect.” Wow, what was Wilson talking about? That advice isn’t helpful at all!
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