by (@katespencer)

J-Woww Does Maxim, Shocks Us With Her Hotness


When you’re on a reality show that’s about to jump the shark, posing in a bikini for Maxim is par for the course. This morning we find ourselves analyzing these recent pics of Jersey Shore‘s J-Woww (Jenni Something-or-other, we’ll never learn her real name so why bother), and we’re pleasantly surprised by what we see. Sure they’re your standard ‘wet hair posing in a bikini licking a Popsicle like it’s a peen’ kinda photos, but J-Woww looks so stripped down and natural that we’re actually able to see that she’s somewhat pretty in that girl next door with massive fake boobs sorta way.

If J-Woww dropped the boob basket tank tops and Broadway show makeup and just walked around in bikinis and wet hair, it’d be a major improvement. Hint, hint, guidette.

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[Photo: Maxim]

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JWoww Jerseys Up Her Hair, Denies Strike Rumors


That whole Jersey Shore on strike business? All a bunch of BS, at least that’s what Jenni “JWOWW” Farley is saying. She’s on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine (with very very big hair) giving “The Best Jersey Shore Interview Ever…Seriously.”  Addressing the strike rumors, JWoww revealed, “That is by far a very untrue rumor. You have to laugh at crazy reports like that. Stories about strikes and things make us all laugh.”

Quick background check: reports surfaced that the JC crew were miffed at making a paltry $10,000 per episode. That amount was only valid till Season 2, according to Snooki and the gang. The Situation took care of the situation, supposedly negotiating more money for himself. The buzz suggests $30,000 per episode but the official amounts aren’t out yet, and more importantly, each cast member won’t be getting the same kinda cash.

But JWoww says that taping was not stalled while the bargaining was on, adding, “We all know that production is right on schedule. When the rumor first came out I actually had no idea what it was all about. None of it was true. Nobody ever talked about going on strike. I called Nicole [Snooki] and asked, ‘What is going on?’ Nobody knew anything about a strike. We all just laughed about it.”

So no drama? None? At all? Over to Miss J, “To answer your question: No, there was never any talk of a strike and everyone is very happy with the way the production has been going. Don’t believe what you read.” Yes Ma’am!

[Photo: Chaunce Hayden]

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J-Woww Launches Fashion Line For Fellow Attention-Hungry Guidettes


It makes all too much sense that J-Woww’s freshly launched clothing line is named Filthy Couture. But hey – at least she’s being honest about the goods she’s hawking.  Take, for example, the skimpy, Swarovski crystal-encrusted, pastel pink dress the “designer” donned at the MTV Movie Awards, which miraculously didn’t cause the Jersey Shore reality star to have a Tara Reid moment. Filthy? Indeed.

To the skeptics: what did you expect? Filthy Couture cannot possibly do any worse than countless other failed celebrity clothing lines. Remember LL Cool J’s clothing line that even Sears couldn’t sell at clearance prices, or Lindsay Lohan’s line of leggings (some with knee pads included) that can be found for less than $20 on eBay? So what if it ends up strewn around T.J. Maxx and Marshall’s like Jennifer Lopez’s J.Lo and SweetFace collections? Any success is great success, plus, there’s bound to be a few orange tinted girls from Long Island or “Joy-zee” fist pumping and grinding their extensions off  in these floozy outfits. Not to mention, any woman that can literally stun The Situation with a hard punch deserves to have a few glances at her imminent fashion disaster.

[Photo: GettyImages]


Spot The Diff: Snooki And J-Woww Day Drink

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As the second season of Jersey Shore wrapped filming in Miami Beach, hard-partying guidettes Snooki and J-Woww made sure to pound down a few more drinks on Ocean Drive before heading home. Can you spot 10 differences in this pic of the tanned duo donning Gaga-inspired sunglasses and t-shirt dresses? [Photo: Splash News Online]


Snooki Shows Off Her Swimsuit In Miami


Maybe when we heard the cast of Jersey Shore would only be in Miami for a short time, what they really meant was that the clothes of Jersey Shore would only be in Miami for a short time. For Snooki‘s reign of terror down south continued yesterday, with America’s princess tramping around the surf and sand wearing a jungle print one-piece PETA should protest no matter what it’s made of. At the very least, she’s keeping her puppies in criminally small quarters.  See more photos of the cast making children cry into their sandcastles in the gallery below.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Who Will Be The Next Snooki?


Fans of Snooki, J-Woww and The Situation, brace yourselves for some sad news – after Jersey Shore‘s second season comes to an end, the show’s casting director plans to bring in a whole new cast and give our beloved guidos and guidettes the old heave-ho. In an interview with BlackBook, Doron Ofir, who casts the reality show (as well as being responsible for casting A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila and Paris Hilton’s My New BFF) admitted that he is currently looking for a whole new cast to bring on board for the show’s third season.

We have no doubt he will find some proud New Jerseyites who want to get drunk on film, but the stories about the casting process for the original gang make you wonder why they want to. Josh Allouche, Ofir’s assistant says that when Snooki came to her casting session there were “streaks of bronze on her application, literally bronze fingerprints all over it. She had just come from a tanning salon.” You can’t recreate that kind of magic! He also says that when J-Woww auditioned she told him that as “a guidette from Strong Island, I have diplomatic status. I can get away with murder.” We can only hope the next generation can bewitch us the way these guys have.

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Is J-Woww Engaged?

J-Woww & Tommy

Was that an engagement ring on J-Woww‘s finger as she paraded through Miami Beach with boyfriend Tom Lippolis this weekend? While this sounds like great news for the next season of Jersey Shore, we’re a little less than stunned: J-Woww was spotted wearing the same ring in January! Are they planning a “re-engagement” for the cameras? Does she only wear the thing when Tommy’s around? See photos of the rock and its rocker in the gallery below.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Snooki Celebrates Cinco De Mayo, Snags New Apartment Decor


It should come as no surprise that the Jersey Shore gang hopped at the opportunity to honor Cinco de Mayo via margaritas and Coronas. J-Woww rolled up to the Miami Beach bar in an oversized sombrero (and Gaga-inspired sunglasses), but it was a matter of minutes before Snooki plopped it over her trucker hat and danced with The Situation. Always the life of the fiesta, the Snookster then made off with a Corona bottle that rivaled her in size, all the while hanging onto her cigarette. How do you say “classy” in Spanish? [Photos: Splash News]

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Snooki Involved In Another Smackdown


Snooki, not content to just be the victim of a bar fight as she was in season one of Jersey Shore, or have a drink thrown in her face at a club, has allegedly been in a fight where she threw a few punches at another girl while yelling that her victim was a whore. Just another day in the life of Snooki, right?

Radar reports that while hanging out at the VIP section of a Miami hotspot, an unwelcome guest tried to party with Snooki and her co-star J-Woww. Says an onlooker “This blonde girl kept trying to get in and Snooki got really mad. That’s when the fight broke out and Jenni jumped in and took the girl down.” A witness also said “Snooki just started swinging at the girl and then grabbed her neck. Snooki just kept calling her a whore.” Is it bad that we can’t help but imagine if this girl was sober, she could just outstretch her arm, clamp it on Snooki’s head and Snook would just be wildly throwing punches at the air, unable to reach her target?

May we suggest that maybe it’s time these girls returned home from their extended vacation in Miami? They were less violent when they were partying on their home turf.

[Photo: Getty Images]


The Situation And DJ Pauly D Get Some In Miami

The Situation & DJ Pauly

We heard back in April that the cast of Jersey Shore would only be in Miami for “a short time,” but now it’s May and the boys are still down south chasing tail. Last weekend certainly provided plenty of opportunities, with The Situation fishing for females in the surf (dude didn’t wax his crotch for nothing) and DJ Pauly D using Snooki for a bench-press (you just earned yourself another “Famous Bulldog,” Snooks). See all this sexiness and more—Angelina does a beer bong, yo!—in the gallery below.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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