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Jay-Z Messes Up Kelsey Grammer’s Name


Hey Jay-z, maybe you and Bey need to watch some reruns of “Frasier.” It’s a really good show, honest! Might save you some embarrassment next time around. Audemars Piguet hosted a gala event called “Time to Give” event at the Four Seasons Hotel this week. Kelsey Grammer signed a watch which was up for bidding, and Jay jumped onstage to get the auction going. Unfortunately that’s when Jay-Z flubbed Kelsey’s name, a source reveals.

“Jay-Z accidentally called him Chelsea Grammer. Kelsey was there and just chuckled and shook his head.”  But  hey, at least the rest of his evening was mess-up free. A watch designed and signed by the rapper went for $220,000.

[Photo: Splash News Online]


Beyonce: I Didn’t Gain Weight! My Dress Made Me Look Phat!

Mrs. Jay-Z has not put on a pound; it’s just that a dress she wore made her look fat. Beyonce‘s rep responded to critics who blasted Beyonce’s curves after she was photographed wearing a shimmery Thierry Mugler gown that accentuated her hips.

“Why does she look so deformed?” one critic accused.

“This is not a weight gain issue,” B’s rep says. “Beyonce is in the best shape of her life. The exaggerated hips are a design element of a truly couture dress.”


Still, why wear a dress if it makes you look fat? It probably comes down to a simple miscommunication. Most likely, Beyonce must have been in a hurry when getting dressed that day, and as she was rushing out of the house, quickly asked Jay-Z, “Baby, does this dress make me look phat?” Jay-Z was probably wrapped up playing Wii and didn’t even look her way before shouting, “Oh, yeah baby, that really makes you look fat!”

Communication is key in every relationship. Let’s hope we don’t have this problem again next time! [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Splash News Online]