Jenni Farley

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Jwoww Shows Off Her Brand New, Fierce Tattoo In Inked Magazine

Jwoww New Dragon Tattoo, Inked Magazine

We weren’t kidding when we said fierce. We all know that Jwoww has a dragon tattoo on her torso (you can see it in the picture on the left), but now she’s got something new to complement it. She’s stripped down for a new spread in Inked magazine to show off her new skin art — a huge tiger on her thigh, which is visible in the photograph on the right. That is, if you can even focus on it. It’s a little hard with the Jersey Shore star hitting those classic pinup shots in next to nothing while washing a pink Cadillac. And we haven’t missed the hot pink tips in her hair, too.

She’s also talking about her tattoos, and explaining what they mean to her, saying, “My dragon and tiger were both designed by my college advisor, Jon Squid. He was an art student but he’s also been tattooing for 10 years. He’s at Twin Moon Tattoo in Queens, New York. The dragon is something I have wanted since I was a kid. I drew one when I was 12 or 13, showed my dad, and told him that I wanted it tattooed on me. He told me to wait 10 years. Growing up I was always doodling dragons, and I waited until I was 21 to get the dragon. Then I wanted something on the other side of my body to complement the dragon, and Squid told me that the dragon and tiger symbolize good versus evil, like a yin and yang.” That’s why they’re also on different sides of her body, as she added, “Yes, and placement for me is big because I want to be able to show my tattoos off when I want to, and I want to be able to cover them when I don’t want to show them.” We haven’t seen Jenni covered up in sometime, so we’ll take her word for it. What do you think of her new tattoo? Inspiring? Or, not so much?

[Photos via Inked magazine]

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Jersey Shore Is Back! Deena Arrested, JWoww Injured During Bar Brawl

Deena Cortese arrested for disorderly conduct, JWoww injured in bar brawl

They’re ba-ack! We’re not sure if this is a good thing, but for better or worse, the cast of Jersey Shore are up to shenanigans again, during what seemed to be quite a busy weekend. First up, is Deena Cortese. The photograph you see on the right is of her being escorted out of the Seaside Heights Police Department by her parents after being detained by the cops for disorderly conduct. TMZ also has a video of her being arrested after filming her, possibly drunkenly, walking and dancing in the middle of the street. The police didn’t find her behavior amusing at all, and cuffed her, as cast mates Ronnie and Sammi watched.

Then we saw these photographs of Jenni “JWoww” Farley hobbling around on crutches with her ankle all bandaged up. We would have total sympathy for her if it wasn’t for the fact that her injury was sustained during a bar brawl over the weekend, again. Ronnie, RogerPauly D and The Situation got into a fight with two dudes, who are planning on suing them now. They claim that Ronnie and Roger attacked them, but now sources say that the two men were provoking the Jersey Shore dudes all night. The sources also say that one of the two guys said he would “knock them out” and tried to punch Pauly. That’s when everything got heavy and the Shore guys are claiming self defence. JWoww was there too and ended up as collateral damage! We feel bad, but at the same time … getting into a fight at a bar? Again?

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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JWoww Pops Up To Fete Bar Refaeli’s Number One Spot At The Maxim Hot 100 Party

JWoww, Bar Refeali at Maxim 100 Hot List Party

Bar Refaeli topped the Maxim 2012 Hot 100 list and we listed 30 steamy reasons why she deserved that honor. In keeping with tradition, where there’s a “Hot 100 List” there must be a Hot 100 party. And there was one, but we were a little disappointed by the turn out. The Maxim bash took place at the Dream Downtown in New York last night and Bar held court in a black jumpsuit with a keyhole neckline. But not many other celebrities turned up on the red carpet. None of the top 10 were there. Instead, folks like Makim Chmerkovskiy and his brother Valentin showed up. So did Lance Bass, who, surprise surprise, got another guest pretty worked up, but in a totally fangirl way.

Spotted after a long time, was Jenni “JWoww” Farley in a tight, lowcut black dress, red extensions and rakish black boots. Where ya been, Jenni? The Jersey Shore star tweeted a picture with Bass from the event, which got her gal-pal and co-star Snooki all hot and bothered. Snooki tweeted JWoww immediately, saying, “Your such a w—e I’ve loved him since N*sync. Don’t talk to me.” Could JWoww be working it more than Bar? We demand a recount!

[Photos: Splash News Online]

Related: Bar Refaeli Is #1 On Maxim‘s 2012 Hot 100 List: Here Are 30 Reasons Why

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JWoww Busts In And Out Of Maxim Magazine

Maxim magazine has chosen to give us quite an eyeful of Jenni Farley a.k.a. Jersey Shore’s JWoww. They have her bursting out of bikini’s and swimsuits both on the cover and inside the issue. We pored over the interview and giggled when she spoke about the food in Italy. “The Italian food out there is organic and fresh and light. They don’t even have penne à la vodka!” she says. No vodka in the pasta? For shame.

Jenni also talks about how she’s calmed down a fair amount over the course of the show, and she almost became “the mom? I feel that way. I was in a bad relationship during the first two seasons, so I took that out on people I shouldn’t have. I was definitely more of a bitch.” But she’s also got some advice from her fight club days to dish out. Her guidelines, if you ever get in a guidette’s face are, “Pull your hair back. You don’t want some bitch yanking on your hair.” That sort of wisdom is priceless. Lookin’ good, JWoww. Is it just us, though, or is there something wrong about her mouth on the cover shot on the right?

[Photos via Maxim Magazine]

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JWoww’s Vegas Birthday Weekend

Happy Birthday, JWoww! The Jersey Shore starlet went all out to bring in her 26th birthday at Vanity in Las Vegas on Friday night. Surprisingly, she was on her own though. No, it wasn’t a party for one obviously — not one guido or guidette from the crew was around. Not even Snooki. What gives? Why no love?

Since it was her birthday, we’re feeling especially forgiving. So we’re totally not going to talk about the toxic tan, the bubblegum lipstick, the eye makeup slapped on with a shovel or that strip of cloth that’s supposed to be a dress. Not saying anything at all! We’re totally not even going the she’s 26 route.

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Joy Behar Hits Back At Snooki And JWoww’s Video Parody

Seen the Snooki and JWoww video parody of Joy Behar, yet? It’s pretty hilarious, but didn’t the Jersey Shore guidettes know that Joy was totally going to hit back? Of course, the snark’s hidden by a veil of politeness, with Joy releasing a statement that reads, “I wish Snooki all the best with her book.” But considering the fake Joy-real Snooki character said things like “I don’t give a f— about anyone because my heart is this small” on the video, the gloves are now off.

Behar responded to the mock-video on The View saying, “I didn’t know they allowed cameras into AA meetings.” She was joking of course, but… was she really?  We doubt she excepted them to be listening, much less responding to the (plenty of) stuff she says about the Jersey Shore crew. About Snooki and JWoww personally, she added, “I didn’t realize I was such a big celebrity for them to take me on like that.” Agreed. But it’s pretty damn funny either way.

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Jersey Shore Just Got Mini-Me’d


Gah! Our eyes! It’s pint-sized Snooki, mini-Situation and little J-Woww! Luckily, this isn’t for real. At least we hope so. All we know is the JWoww tweeted this picture of these tiny guidettes and guido, writing, “Omg lol classic RT @HannahNeverman: love this. @sn00ki @ITSTHESITUATION@JENNIWOWW”

We’re thinking it’s a very late Halloween picture by a fan or friend? ‘Cause these kids are adorable. We can’t have them fist-pumping or getting their GTL on at this age.

[Photo: TwitPic]


J-Woww Writing The New Jersey Version Of The Rules

Are you looking for love but having a hard time? Are you a Jersey Shore fan? Would you be willing to take advice from the show’s second biggest female star? If you are, then today is your lucky day! Farley is writing a dating self-help guide called The Rules According To J-Woww. The book is inspired by that famous 1995 tome The Rules, which brainwashed women into believing there was a right way and a wrong way to snag a man. J-Woww will offer “shore-tested secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb.” And hopefully an epilogue on how to clear up gorilla rash.

Everything in The Rules According To J-Woww will probably not be reality-based but with advice like “Bust his balls a little,” and “Hair belongs on your head . . . nowhere else,” it’s sure to become a classic bathroom read.  The book comes out in February, 2011, but in the meantime, check out the cover below.

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J-Woww’s Stuff, Like Her Boyfriend, Vanishes

Poor Jenni “J-Woww” Farley. She recently got the boot from her (now ex-) boyfriend Tom Lippolis. Reason being she kept misplacing her tongue, only to find it down other dude’s throats. Totally not her fault.

Now, similarly, J-Woww’s stuff has apparently vanished from the Journal Square, NY home that she and Lippolis shared. It’s been confirmed by the Nassau County P.D that Farley filed a complaint, but that’s all that can be revealed at the moment as the investigation is ongoing. We don’t know what’s missing, but clearly her hair products clearly haven’t gone anywhere. Lippolis is quick to deny any involvement stating, “I took nothing but my own belongings and my bed.”

She didn’t forget that she moved into someone else’s house, did she?