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What A Snook Wants: A Dorky Gorilla That’s Real

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Snooki took to her antique web cam yesterday to let America know that’s she single, ready to mingle, and looking for a very specific man only a guidette could love. In the eight-minute personal ad, the Jersey Shore breakout star details her ideal “lover boy,” wakes up her “sleepy-eyeballed” cat and forces him to fist pump, and professes her love for Cake Boss. The SNL writers and Snook-master Bobby Moynihan are surely kicking themselves for taking the summer off. See the rambling masterpiece, complete with sentimental background music, below. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Spot The Diff: Snooki And J-Woww Day Drink

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As the second season of Jersey Shore wrapped filming in Miami Beach, hard-partying guidettes Snooki and J-Woww made sure to pound down a few more drinks on Ocean Drive before heading home. Can you spot 10 differences in this pic of the tanned duo donning Gaga-inspired sunglasses and t-shirt dresses? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Shannen Doherty: Looking A Little Snooki?

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We’re being a little mean—Shannen Doherty‘s skin has yet to reach threat level orange—but seeing the Dancing The Stars loser at last night’s Armani Exchange party in LA, we noticed for the first time that the former Brenda Walsh looks just a little like the scandalous Snooki when she rocks that raccoon eyeliner. Stay away from the tanning salon, Shannen! Though you still look ninety times better than Kelly Osbourne with her purple dye job. Better Jersey Shore than Golden Girls.

Also attending last night’s soiree were stars like Katherine McPhee, Gabrielle Union and retired botox-er Kim Kardashian. See what everyone wore in the gallery below.

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Snooki Shows Off Her Swimsuit In Miami

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Maybe when we heard the cast of Jersey Shore would only be in Miami for a short time, what they really meant was that the clothes of Jersey Shore would only be in Miami for a short time. For Snooki‘s reign of terror down south continued yesterday, with America’s princess tramping around the surf and sand wearing a jungle print one-piece PETA should protest no matter what it’s made of. At the very least, she’s keeping her puppies in criminally small quarters.  See more photos of the cast making children cry into their sandcastles in the gallery below.

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This Is What Love Looks Like

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Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D and Vinny took romantic strolls on the beach this weekend with their cheeky summer loves, Rocio and Ramona. 20-year-old Rocio wore a skimpy leopard bikini as she and her bare booty romped with and laid on top of DJ Pauly. Wingman Vinny reportedly met his Romanian babe at a nightclub in South Beach where she works as a dancer, when she’s not modeling. Given the “play girl” tat on her lower back, we’re going to assume it’s not high fashion. It’s clear these guidos have a type, and it ain’t your average girl next door. More old-fashioned courting below. [Photos: Splash News]

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‘Jersey Shore’s’ Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola Gets Into A Brawl

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That’s not very sweet now is it. 24-year old Kristen DeMinco is claiming that the Jersey Shore Sweetheart clocked her during a drunken brawl leaving her with a black eye. And she’s got her lawyer on the job who told RadarOnline, “This wasn’t even the first fight that night for these people. They’re running around Miami Beach beating up people for ratings.”

It all went down at Dream, a South Beach nightclub, when DeMinco was talking to Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancola’s boyfriend in the VIP section of the club. She alleges, “She exchanged bad words at me. I exchanged bad words back. She hit me twice in the face and I just backed off right after that. I didn’t want to get involved in a fight.” Well, now she’s fighting words because they’re planning to sue the pants off of all involved!

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Who Will Be The Next Snooki?

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Fans of Snooki, J-Woww and The Situation, brace yourselves for some sad news – after Jersey Shore‘s second season comes to an end, the show’s casting director plans to bring in a whole new cast and give our beloved guidos and guidettes the old heave-ho. In an interview with BlackBook, Doron Ofir, who casts the reality show (as well as being responsible for casting A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila and Paris Hilton’s My New BFF) admitted that he is currently looking for a whole new cast to bring on board for the show’s third season.

We have no doubt he will find some proud New Jerseyites who want to get drunk on film, but the stories about the casting process for the original gang make you wonder why they want to. Josh Allouche, Ofir’s assistant says that when Snooki came to her casting session there were “streaks of bronze on her application, literally bronze fingerprints all over it. She had just come from a tanning salon.” You can’t recreate that kind of magic! He also says that when J-Woww auditioned she told him that as “a guidette from Strong Island, I have diplomatic status. I can get away with murder.” We can only hope the next generation can bewitch us the way these guys have.

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Is J-Woww Engaged?

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Was that an engagement ring on J-Woww‘s finger as she paraded through Miami Beach with boyfriend Tom Lippolis this weekend? While this sounds like great news for the next season of Jersey Shore, we’re a little less than stunned: J-Woww was spotted wearing the same ring in January! Are they planning a “re-engagement” for the cameras? Does she only wear the thing when Tommy’s around? See photos of the rock and its rocker in the gallery below.

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