Jersey Shore

by (@missmuttoo)

Kris Humphries Has A New BFF … And He’s From Jersey!

Man, we love celebrity friendships. In the oddest BFF pairing we’ve heard of, it seems Kris Humphries and Vinny Guadagnino are now homies. Us Weekly reports that Mr. Kardashian and the Jersey Shore guido had a proper “boys night out” at STK in L.A recently, where Kris “seemed to be in good spirits.” The bromance was sealed when they two flew from New York to Las Vegas earlier this month, where a source says, “Kim slept the entire time while [Vinny and Kris] chatted the whole way.”

We see plot lines evolving on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Perhaps a story where Kim’s miffed that her husband is spending too much time with his bro? Tears! Drama! A walk on the Jersey Shore in moonlight to make up. Ah, the joys of “reality” television.

by (@hallekiefer)

Jersey Shore‘s Sammi And Ronnie Are Donezo. No, Really.

Jersey Shore‘s Italy vacation comes to an end this Thursday, and so too does a love that dare not scream its name, even when it’s throwing its girlfriend’s mattress out onto the roof. Yes, that’s right: Us Weekly reports that Jersey Shore‘s Sammi and Ronnie have broken up. Okay, okay, we know, but it’s coming from the horse’s mouth while he’s in an uninebriated state this time, and something tells us it’s legit. “We are not together,” Ronnie confirmed Tuesday at a screening of Paranormal Activity 3 in NYC. And if he’s not bringing his lady to Paranomal Activity 3, you know it must be real. That’s like dating 101!

It’s been two years and four seasons for the tumultuous couple, who somehow managed to survive Ronnie’s complete meltdown at the end of season three, and well, the more minor meltdowns at the beginning of season four. If you’re thinking to yourself, “Why should I believe this when these two have broke up literally dozens of times before, only to get back together in some tear-soaked reunion?,” the answer is…well, you shouldn’t. They’ll probably get back together before you finished reading this sentence. Right…now!

by (@hallekiefer)

The Situation Allegedly Kicked Out Of Apple Store For Cutting In Line

If you’ve been watching this season of Jersey Shore, you know Mr. Mike Sorrentino has accumulated quite a number of enemies on his Hate List. He can go ahead and add the names of Apple’s security team to that lengthy scroll, because Gizmodo reports that allegedly The Situation was kicked out an Apple store. The fact that this is nowhere near the most embarrassing thing Mike will do this week is…chilling.

Despite what you’re thinking, the Situation’s prompt removal was not due to his compulsive need to start bar-wide fight fights nor his tendency to scream, in graphic detail, the nuances of his hook-up with Snooki. No, the reality star was instead trying to butt in line for a new phone. “One of my former Apple compatriots just kicked The Situation out of an Apple store for trying to cut in line for a 4S. HE IS MY HERO,” Laurenn McCubbin tweeted. At least the Situation didn’t respond the way he usually does to a challenge: by smashing his head against the wall. Those Apple stores are almost all glass; the whole thing would have shattered like a dropped Christmas ornament.

by (@hallekiefer)

Jersey Shore‘s Deena Covers Alicia Keys’ “Fallin’”

You know when you have to go to your niece’s vocal recital, and you can tell she’s trying so hard but maybe hasn’t been practicing as much as she should have, so all you can do is stare silently at the program in your lap until it’s all over? In related news, Jersey Shore‘s Deena covered Alicia Keys’ “Fallin’” out of what was apparently sheer boredom, at least according to her YoutTube channel. “[B]ored in my room singing,” the Jersey diva wrote. Makes sense to us! Now, we know about Pauly D’s DJing and The Situation‘s…affordable tuxedos, but maybe singing just isn’t destined to be your calling, Deena. We say go with what you know. Not even the actual Jersey Turnpike can do the Jersey Turnpike like you, girl.

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Snooki’s Hair-volution: From “The Poof” To Perfectly Coordinated Bows

Say what you will about her drunken antics on the Jersey Shore, but how many celebs, besides Jennifer Aniston, can say they’ve got a trademark hairdo?! It’s been a while (actually, just under two years) since Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi stumbled onto our TV screens and into our hearts, rocking a sky-high “poof.” Snook’s since deflated the vertical volume, rocked streaks across the color spectrum and curled, crimped, and flat-ironed her locks. The pint-sized reality star’s latest obsession is a meticulously matched hair bow to top off every ensemble. What will she do next? Go blonde? We hope not. Here’s a look at the Hair-volution of everyone’s favorite Meatball. (Her words! Not ours!) [Photos: Getty Images]

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by (@hallekiefer)

Pauly D And 50 Cent To Make Sweet Music Together

First he was DJing for Britney Spears’ Femme Fatale tour, now a Pauly D and 50 Cent album is on the way. Man, seeing a Jersey Shore cast member go legit is going to make Ronnie‘s Xenadrine commercials even more heart-breaking to watch. “I’m focusing on music. That’s my passion. I’m working with 50 Cent now,” DJ Pauly told Billboard after the VMAs. “I’m gonna do an album with him.” This collabo makes a lot of sense to us; we bet Fiddy’s been down the Jersey Turnpike more times than the NJTA.

Pauly discussed his upcoming album with 50 Cent earlier this month in XXL Magazine, confirming that duo will soon be helping America celebrate each day as if it was our nation’s birthday. “It’s going to be a little bit of everything,” Pauly says. “It’s almost like DJ Khaled and kind of David Guetta but my own DJ Pauly D style.” The only downside, of course, is how many arms will spontaneously snap due to too much fist-pumping.

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Jersey Shore’s Vinny Dances With Kids. And It’s Mezmerizing.

We admit that on the surface, a video of Vinny Guadagnino dancing with children doesn’t sound all that interesting. But that’s where you’re wrong. So very very wrong.  For some reason, this clip of the Jersey Shore star showing off his old-man-at-a-wedding dance moves has us completely under its spell. Take a hike, OK Go. There’s a new music video king in town! The masterpiece starts with Vinny asleep on the couch, before he wakes up and presses play on Foster The People‘s insanely catchy ‘Pumped Up Kicks’.  His body soon starts to succumb to the beats, while children pop out of nowhere to join in. From then on it’s four-and-a-half minutes of one-take glory destined to go viral. The zillion times we’ve watched it so far will make sure of that. Vinny is officially the coolest baby sitter of all time.

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Snooki And Ron-Ron Have Dueling Vegas Pool Parties

We guess the Jersey Shore cast didn’t get an invite to Kim Kardashian‘s wedding, but it looks like they had a pretty awesome weekend anyway! Shore-sters Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Snooki each had their own pool parties in hip Vegas hotels. Maybe they just learned that tans don’t just come in booths and bottles?

Ron-Ron’s poolside shindig was held at the REHAB club in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Upon entering he paid tribute to one of his JS mates by stripping off his shirt and showing off some killer abs that would put The Situation to shame. This certainly ain’t no shy Ronnie! Once he got inside, Ronnie was reportedly chatting it up with numerous bikini’d babes. What’s Sammi Sweetheart gonna say!?

Snooki’s pool bash was help at the WET Republic pool in the MGM Grand hotel. The poofed one rocked a very Hot Topic-y coverup look with red ‘n’ black stripes and a studded belt overtop her animal print bikini. Grrrrr, pickles beware. Snooki seems to be having a blast out west, and is even finding time to create a new dialect. “Vegas killz me lmao,” she tweeted. “N don’t correct my english cuz I say what I want n I make up my own languagez, bitches. :)”

Who do you think has the hottest (and most orangey) beach bod? Check out the gallery below and see!

by (@missmuttoo)

Abercrombie Stock Goes Way Down Post Their “Situation” Statement

These two facts might just be completely unrelated. But the timing does make us think twice. Y’all know that Abercrombie issued a statement directed towards The Situation which asked him to stop wearing their clothes because they felt that it would be detrimental to their image. They even said they’d throw in some cash if he agreed. Their release said, “We believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.”

In a case of super timing, Abercrombie’s sales fell sharply a day after they made their statement. A whole 9% we might add. Was this a case of the Sitch’s loyal followers balking at their diss? Or just a coincidence? It’s a little ironic that their stock dip happened right after they made the statement. Score one: Jersey Shore!

by (@missmuttoo)

Anne Hathway Covers Interview Magazine, Talks Affinity To Snooki And JWoww!

Okay, the September cover of Interview Magazine with Anne Hathaway is drop dead gorgeous. It reminds us of the Kate Moss 2008 Interview cover which is admittedly more feline. But hey, Anne is Catwoman and we feel this cover is a more couture nod to that role. But apart from our sartorial thumbs-up, we truly appreciate Chelsea Handler‘s interview with Anne, which only made us love the actress more.

We find out that the actress is, in fact, a Jersey Girl, which obviously leads to a full discussion about her love for that seminal show — Jersey Shore. And her similarities with Snooki and JWoww. Anne reveals, “… I like to watch MTV for escapist pleasure, but when I saw Snooki, I saw my twin. I couldn’t lose myself in the show anymore because there I was… That being said, I think JWoww is amazing. I love JWoww. She’s intense. See, JWoww to me is proper Jersey because she will scrap for a friend.”  Because, and you and I did not know this about Anne, but she can get pretty scrappy herself.

She explained this pugilist side with, “My best friend got married this past weekend in Barcelona, and I was one of her bridesmaids. She’s one of my best friends from Jersey, and this guy was messing with her, and I was totally like, “Who am I punching?” She was like, “No one. You’re not going to punch anyone. And I was like, “Fair enough, but if a fight breaks out, who do you want me to swing at?”

We want to be besties with Anne now and vacation with her Positano too.

[Photo via Just Jared/Interview]