Jessica Biel

by (@lindseyweber)

Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Got Married This Weekend And I Don’t Want To Talk About It

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Those broken hearts belong to me and the former members of ‘N Sync.

The evidence is in. According to every blog on the planet, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel (or JessiLake, as I will call them through my tears) are married. There’s an EXCLUSIVE photo spread coming to Ye Olde People magazine this week, but plenty of paparazzi got to eat take out¬†ravioli¬†while they sat around waiting to catch glimpses of the bridge and groom in southern Italy.

“It was magical,” said Timberlake, to People. “It was a fantasy,” Biel added.

“I imagine it was an OK wedding,” said this blogger, to no people in particular.

How do YOU feel about it? (And a surprise bare butt!)