Katy Perry, we don’t know how to tell you this…we can see your underwear right through your dress. Right through. Actually, we’re not even sure if you can rightly call that a dress, either. A nightie? A curtain from your nana’s sunroom? Yards and yards of cheese cloth? Ugh, this is so awkward: your dress is a mint green cheese cloth curtain through which we can see your underpants. There, we said it!
Honestly, Katy Perry, we thought you were looking scandalous on your new Interview cover, but this takes the cake. Everyone was in a tizzy this week after you were spotted out and about with a hot new dude, but then he turned out to be just your stylist Johnny Wujek. You guys…didn’t have a fight or something, did you? Some sort of disagreement where he wouldn’t have told you that your dress is transparent? And that you’re wearing a vest in public? Thank goodness you were wise enough to buy unmentionables that match your outfit! And thank goodness you’re visiting Paris Fashion this week, so you’ll blend right in! That has to be a relief. Not a relief from the freezing cold wind that is probably whipping through Paris right now, but a relief nonetheless!
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