While some are glad to hear thatLindsay Lohan is back in contact with father Michael, but we’re a little concerned about the company he keeps. Deadbeat Daddy took fiancee (and former Jon Gosselin lover) Kate Major to Joslyn James‘ birthday party at the House Of Blues in LA yesterday, where the pair chatted up with fellow guest Tila Tequila. “Obviously, I know Tila Tequila from her brilliant reality show work and promising musical career,” you might be saying, “but why does Joslyn James’ name sound so familiar?” Well, confused reader, James made the news after teaming with celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and releasing a bounty of graphic sex texts from Tiger Woods. Yes, she’s the one Tiger “would love to have the ability to make sore”…though a surrogate in her Tiger-themed porn video had to do the job instead.
It might be awkward to see Papa living it up with these lovely ladies while she suffers through outpatient rehab, but it’s not like Michael has forgotten about his little girl. TMZ says he dropped off a Mercedez Benz convertible at her sober house to celebrate the renewal of her driver’s license. Wait a second, isn’t mom Dina always complaining that Michael owes child support? How exactly did he pay for this thing?
See photos from Joslyn’s birthday jamboree in the gallery below.
It’s almost been a year since the seemingly perfect world and pristine image of Tiger Woods was shattered when allegations of his marital infidelities went public and he was involved in an early morning car crash at his home in Orlando, FL. In that time, we have come to learn that he had well over a dozen mistresses, perhaps none more famous than porn star Joslyn James. To that end, today we bring you an exclusive sneak peek from the VH1 News special Celebrity Cheaters, which is scheduled to air one week from today on Monday, October 25 at 9/8c.
We recently spoke at length with James and got her to spill the beans about her illicit relationship with Woods; all this week, we’ll be releasing exclusive clips from that interview here on the VH1 Blog. In today’s two installments, James dishes on how she first got to know Woods, who was a “frequent flier” at the strip club that she performed at in Las Vegas. At first glance, she thought he was a “douchebag,” but eventually, he won her over with a series of Dirty Johnny jokes and a date at the MGM Mansion in Vegas. Not surprisingly, at the end of that first date, they “did the naughty things that grown-ups do.” Read more…
Vivid has yet to announce who won the role of Tiger (James was reportedly consulted for the open auditions) but we won’t have long to wait—the film is scheduled for release only ten days from now. See a photo of Joslyn with some of the would-be Woods in the gallery below.
That poor Joslyn James can’t catch a break. First the porn star falls in love with Tiger Woods, only to have him dump her after she risks revealing their relationship by approaching him in public. Adding insult to injury, she then learned she wasn’t the married superstar’s only chick on the side, and promptly hired celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred to help her get the apology she feels she deserves—an apology that has yet to come despite holding press conferences immediately after Tiger’s and posting his sexy texts online. Now she’s suffered her greatest indignity yet, being kicked out of a Ritz-Carlton in Charlotte, NC—possibly because Tiger might have been staying there too.
Though Allred claims in her letter to the hotel that she only learned after the fact that Tiger might be staying there (even though James has been trailing the golfer, stripping in Atlanta during the Masters), she’s outraged a multi-millionaire athlete would gain preferential treatment over a spurned porn star. “We are appalled to think that you might have chosen to accommodate a rich, famous golfer who has admitted lying to his wife, his fans, his business associates and others over a woman whose heart he has broken, and whose only fault is that she fell madly in love with Tiger Woods.”
Now Allred is demanding a “thorough investigation of this regrettable incident” and an “appropriate remedy.” Here’s one, Gloria: Don’t stalk Tiger, take that “iBone” off the net and let this sad spectacle die already. [via TMZ]
Tiger Woods may be aching to get his career back on track, holding a press conference in Augusta, Georgia yesterday as he practices for The Masters, but one woman has yet to forgive him for his trespasses. Oh, we’re not talking about wife Elin Nordegren, we mean porn star Joslyn James, who held another “post-Tiger press conference” press conference to again portray herself as a woman scorned, dismissing his regrets as “malarkey.” “He’s still a big, fat liar” she told reporters in NYC, joined by lawyer Gloria Allred. Even after she published his sexy texts on her “iBone,” James still wants that apology!
“I don’t think the press should let him move on,” said Allred. “He has to contact Joslyn and apologize for lying to her…any time Elin wants to contact Joslyn, she can do so through my office. Joslyn would like to talk with her, and I think they should do so to set the record straight.” And really, who could provide better closure for Elin than the woman who shared with the public Tiger’s desires “to make her sore” and now plans to strip in Atlanta during the nearby Masters. “I’ve got some really, really great costumes I’m really excited about,” she told the Daily News. Maybe she could put Elin on the guest list!
Tiger Woods is sorry for all that sex he had with random women. At least that’s what the golfer said in televised interviews with ESPN and the Golf Channel yesterday, in which he apologized once again for bedding a small village but also remained tight-lipped on the details of what went down between he and wife Elin Nordegren. Surely this is all part of a well-planned PR blitz before Tiger returns to golf at the Masters in April, and we commend Tiger for his Daytime Emmy-worthy performance. But don’t forget: this is still the dude who text messaged porn star Joslyn James about golden showers. Yeah, Tiger’s probably sorry, but he’s probably also still curious about urine-based foreplay.
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