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by (@missmuttoo)

Lindsay Lohan’s Out Of Rehab

Prepare yourselves, because she’s back! Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and has left the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital after 23 days.  C’mon, admit it, you totally missed her. All that Twitter silence was downright eerie!

Remember how Lindz was ordered to spend 90 days in treatment by Judge Marsha Revel? Well after Lindsay was released early from jail, Judge Revel excused herself from the case. Allegations had been flying around that she had contacted people involved in the case without notifying lawyers on both sides. Not considered cool, legally or otherwise. The new judge, Elden Fox, was told by doctors at UCLA that Lindsay was fit to be released, and he agreed.

Time for Lohan to start making millions doing interviews about her never-ending problems and her “recovery.” This time around, we hope she gets it right. Stay well, Lindsay. This might just be your last chance at fixing, well, everything.

by (@missmuttoo)

Lindsay Lohan Out Of Jail And Headed To A Treatment Center

Lindsay Lohan is out of jail and she’s headed straight for her rehabilitation treatment. Looks like the news of her being released early were correct, because she only spent 13 days behind bars as opposed to a full 90 day sentence! The L.A Sheriff’s spokesperson, Steve Whitmore, confirmed the news to the waiting press stating, “She was released at 1:35 a.m. She has been sent directly to her next destination, which is a treatment center. And she will now be under the supervision of the L.A. County probation department. This concludes her custody.”

Lindsay is allegedly headed to the UCLA Medical Center and not Morningside Recovery, as Judge Martha Revel had originally sentenced. Two court appointed psychiatrists (who were also selected by Judge Revel) had suggested four possible places for Lindsay’s treatment, and Morningside was not on that list. Lindsay needed serious psychological and substance abuse treatment, for which UCLA is better suited.

Easy now, Lindsay. You’re almost done. And remember, you’re going to have serious cash in the bank when you’re finished with all this drama. We’re guessing that makes it worth it to you!

by (@missmuttoo)

The World’s Tackiest Manicure May Land Lindsay With More Jail Time

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That Lindsay Lohan is going to jail is no secret anymore, nor is that extremely stupid message Lindsay had on her fingernails. But now she might get f***ed over thanks to the ‘f**k u’ she had displayed. Experts says that could mean more jail time for Ms. Lohan, even though the sentence (90 days in the slammer, 90 days inpatient rehab stint) was triple the amount the prosecution asked for.

New York City Public Defender Stacy Schneider says, “it would be a separate charge for contempt. She could have an entire extra sentence heaped on top of her current one. If the judge were angry enough, it could run even consecutively.” The Los Angeles Public Defender Greg Apt agreed saying, “The judge could hold her in direct contempt, which could be between three to five days in jail for vulgarity.” That is, if it was ruled that her obscenity was aimed at the courts.

Li.Lo has been backtracking ever since saying it wasn’t directed to Judge Marsha Revel and that the manicure was just a joke. She tweeted to a friend, “Didn’t we do our nails as a joke with our friend? It had nothing to do w/court.. it’s an airbrush design from a stencil.”  Well then Lindsay might not want to read this. TMZ says that Lohan went crazy after the sentencing calling Judge Revel “a f***ing b***h.” So much for the ” “I don’t want you to think that I don’t respect you” that tearfully came out in court. And since Judge Revel reads TMZ, it’s time to say oh f**k all over again.

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