Ooooh, we picked the highest horse out of the stable for this Kim Kardashian rant! RadarOnline reports that porn actor Julian St. Jox is spilling the beans about an alleged three-way he claims to have had with Kim and porn actress Emily Ann back in 2001, and we could not be more steamed about it. “It was around 11:30 p.m. when Kim showed up with a black male,” St. Jox allegedly tells Star Magazine about the swingers party where they allegedly hooked up.; Star postulates the man may have been Kim’s first husband Damon Thomas. “She wasn’t known at the time at all, not like today, but for everyone who frequented these parties, she was interesting because she was a new face,” St. Jox says, describing their alleged encounter in the creepiest way possible: “She knew what she was doing. She was very responsive to me.” Okay, first of all, we think everyone will agree with us when we say ugh.
Second of all, St. Jox’s story is completely unprovable! Without evidence, couldn’t anyone make up a scintillating Kim tale? Third of all, we object to the idea that you can reveal personal details about (or completely fabricate) a sexual encounter, just because the other person/s were famous. Think about it: would you want someone telling the press what you were like in bed when you were 20? There go our terror hives again!