Keeping Up With the Kardashians

by (@missmuttoo)

Khloe Kardashian’s Back Taxes Come To Bite Her On Her Famous Butt

Explain something to us: Do celebrities feel that taxes are an optional activity? That if their crazy schedules cause them to “forget” one year, the government will magically make them disappear? Plus, with all the gazillion dollars they make, would it not be wise to give a teeny tiny amount of that cash to an accountant to sort out their finances so they don’t have to sweat their famous brows? Apparently, not.

Khloe Kardashian obviously thought that IRS were fans of Keeping up with the Kardashians or something, because she decided to stop paying taxes in 2007, when the show debuted on E!. Khloe owes a grand total of $18,490.74 to the state of California. Come on KK, that’s like pocket change to you! You and your sisters can’t “take Miami” if you’re stuck in a Kourthouse! Learn something from the likes these famous tax evaders (photos). They’re celebrities too and – newsflash! – the government doesn’t care.

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Bikini Shots Prove Kendall Jenner Is A Kardashian Through And Through

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At first glance, we thought the picture above was Khloe Kardashian, doing what the Kardashians do best – pose vacantly while promoting their #1 product: themselves. But in reality, that bikini shot isn’t 26-year-old Khloe, it’s of her 14-year-old half-sister Kendall Jenner. Proving once again that we’re elderly “get-off-my-lawn” types, we just don’t think this is right to see this much boob from a fourteen-year-old.

The shot (along with a gallery of fashion poses) was posted to Kim Kardashian‘s blog a few days ago, alongside a caption from Kim reading “The whole family is so proud of Kendall. Soooo much more to come!” How much more can there be? We’re already seeing a lot. We kid, (sort of). See, the Kardashian girls are most famous for three things: sex tapes (Kim), getting knocked up by a total dickhead (Kourtney), and obsessing over weight and having a whirlwind wedding (Khloe).

Now that they’re prepping young Kendall to walk in their footsteps, we’d love for her to do something that’s not a total Hollywood cliché that makes women seem like overly sexual, vapid a**holes. From the photo shoot we can tell she is absolutely gorgeous, Kim is right to be proud of her little sis, but releasing serious cleavage shots of an adolescent girl is just creepy, that’s just how we were (primly and prudishly) raised. Hell, seeing this makes Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen (who are both 17) look downright mature and adult. Are we wrong here, is this kind of attention just the norm now and we’re just an old maid or what?

[Photo: Kim Kardashian/Celebuzz]

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Khlomar Gets Their Own Reality Show

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Reality celeb Khloe Kardashian and NBA champion Lamar Odom are obviously not worried about any reality show curse ending their marriage! A source tells Gossip Cop that they’ve got a new E! reality show in the works, which will be about Khloe and Lamar trying to get pregnant, settling into their new Tarzana, California home and perhaps the most intense: Khloe being a stepmom to Lamar’s two kids.

While Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami have not disappointed the concern of a Kardashian reality show overdose is legitimate, but more legitimate of a worry is the reality show marriage curse! The marriages of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro, Britney Spears and K-Fed (tell us you don’t remember Chaotic), and Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler all ended in divorce following their reality TV shows.

Khloe and Lamar: stop in the name of love!

[Photo: GettyImages]

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Dear Kourtney Kardashian: Dump Scott Disick

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Cops were called this weekend after Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy Scott Disick got into an argument over a parking job with his neighbor. Hmmm. Maybe Kourtney’s outspoken little sis Khloe had a point when she called him a “douche lord.” Scott, as we know, is no stranger to trouble.

For one, his erratic shenanigans on the Kardashian sisters’ reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians are endless and quite Spencer Pratt-esque. Let’s not forget Kim Kardashian’s last birthday in Las Vegas when Scott was so plastered that he shoved dollar bills into a waiter’s mouth because the waiter had been instructed by Kris Jenner to cut him off. Might we add he also did this after he had belligerently accused Rob Kardashian’s friend of being a hooker.

Fast forward months later to just this past week when Scott admitted in an interview with Ryan Seacrest that yes, he does have anger problems and struggles with alcohol. Um, duh! But apparently he can’t refrain from fighting over silly things like parking jobs.

Maybe this time, love won’t be so blind for Kourtney. Rumors are circulating that she may have moved out of their house with baby Mason. If this is the case, Kourtney, we applaud you! (Do you hear the clapping?)

The irony to all of this is that Khloe was the one forced into attending an anger management class for slapping Scott the “douche lord.” Now who seems like the wiser — and calmer! — one?

by (@missmuttoo)

Kourtney Kardashian’s 5-Month Old Son Gets Massages

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Kourtney Kardashian’s son Mason is already clocking time in spas. Her BF Scott Disick took the 5-month-old baby for a massage this week. That’s one more massage than you got this week.

And apparently, that’s completely okay. Kristi McCarty, the director of the posh Turtle Cove Spa commented, “I would recommend massages for babies, just to keep their joints limber. Any kind of virus that might be lying around dormant can be worked out with gentle manipulation and massage. It’s also very soothing. Everyone needs human touch.” Turtle Cove has a full kiddie-focused spa menu including a “Spa Princess Package,” and even yoga!

Note that while baby massages are totally kosher for kids, the tykes only get kneaded for 30 minutes or less. With full ambiance of course. “The softer music is more calming,” says McCarty. “It brings down the blood pressure and helps soother.” Mason’s totally going to be a zen baby!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Report: Khloe Kardashian Has An Odom In The Oven

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We really can’t keep up with these Kardashians anymore, they’re always up to something. Today, Radar Online is reporting that Khloe Kardashian is two months pregnant. It would be Khloe’s first child, and hubby Lamar Odom‘s third.

The couple was married last September and the world is shocked that they’ve held it together this long after their whirlwind relationship. It’s also a little shocking that the pregnancy would be revealed this early on (and it should be pointed out that the family did not acknowledge the Radar report.) Apparently, Khloe is hoping to officially break the news of the pregnancy on Keeping Up With The Kardashians because that’s how that family rolls. Odom himself has expressed hesitation over having every important moment of their lives taped for posterit-E! (we just made that up, can you tell?) so we’ll see how this season/birth/it’s all interchangeable plays out.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@katespencer)

Kim’s Life Is One Big Poolside Vacation

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Apparently Kim Kardashian has a career where she does stuff to earn actual paper money (Monopoly money doesn’t count). What that career entails we aren’t sure, because the girl spends most of her time staging fake photo shoots at various pools around the greater Miami area. Seriously – who sits like this, ever? The last time we were poolside we covered ourselves in SPF 45 and hid under an Old Navy straw hat while we prayed no one noticed our bathing suit was from our high school days. Kim Kardashian makes us hate ourselves.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Robert Kardashian And Angela Simmons: Depressing Date Night

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Robert Kardashian and Angela Simmons have denied that they’re dating, and for their sake we hope they’re telling the truth. The pair spent some quality time together getting pedicures this week, which is about as romantic as slaughtering a pig together (another great date idea, guys!).

While the pair is definitely a match made in D-List reality TV heaven, we can’t support a couple that looks this bored together right off the bat. Also, what’s sexy and romantic about dead foot skin? (Answer: not much.)

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Hey Now, Hey Now, Don’t Dream It’s Over

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have possibly broken up again. Let’s all say it together: “oh noessss!” How will Kim get married and have babies and, mostly importantly, find fodder for a new reality show? Sob. Here’s what Radar Online says: apparently the couple is “on the rocks,” after Reggie openly bitched and moaned about his relationship while at a photo-shoot for a sexy dude calendar. He then went out later that night and flirted with ladies all over the place.

When asked by paparazzi if he and Kim were still an item, he replied, “No more questions,” which of course all but confirms that they’re totally over and all hope is lost and love is a terrible, awful thing. If Reggie and Kim have split, what is left for us to believe in? [Photo: Splash News Online]