Kim Kardashian’s sex tape shows she’s into some crazy stuff, but getting peed on is pretty wild, even for her! The reality star stopped by her pal Ashton Kutcher‘s company Katalyst, while they were filming, and ended up with a little more than she bargained for. “They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear,” Kim blogs. “I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!” Please, Kim, we know that’s not the first time you’ve said that!
Despite the pee-pee mishap, Kim didn’t let getting messy keep her from having a good time. “Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha,” she said. We can always count on Kim to get down and dirty and keep on smiling!
No wonder Kim Kardashian is always texting on her phone – girl is making big money every time she tweets. According to a report out this week, Kim earns up to $10,000 per tweet she posts on her Twitter account as part of her contract with in-stream advertising company Ad.ly. Kim is straight running things over there: According to the report, the reality star is the most popular celebrity on their roster of celebrity earners and the highest earner. The former sex-tape queen has over 2 million followers and often mentions products from Reebok EasyTone and Carl’s Jr, companies with whom she has contracts.
Although Kim plugs her tennis shoes and chicken salads, Derek Rey, co-founder of Ad.ly, says they limit her to one paid tweet per day so as to not alienate her audience. Indeed Kim has tons of other things to tweet about, like her sister’s new baby or Reggie Bush‘s recent Connect Four win. So think twice next time you see Kim texting away. It’s not just for fun: Kim is Ka$hing in! [Source: Daily Mail;Photo: Getty Images]
There’s only days left until the holidays! Are you still stuck on those difficult-to-shop-for people on your list? We have plenty of suggestions for everyone who is impossible to shop for – from your sex-obsessed friend to the left out sister on your list. Check out the photos below to look at all of the goodies in our holiday gift guide.
Khloe Kardashian slapped Scott Disick already, but the youngest Kardashian is not quite yet done with her sister’s babydaddy. “He’s brainwashing you!” Khloe says of Kourtney Kardashian‘s boyfriend in the new episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. When Scott tells Khloe that her slapping him was out of line, Khloe responds, “You are disgusting, and you are going way too overboard.” Scott then challenges Khloe to a rematch! “Why don’t you get mad again? Go hitting somebody!” he says as Khloe walks away. Check out the drama-filled video of their fight after the jump! [Photo: Getty Images]
Kourtney Kardashian giving birth to baby Mason Dash Disick got those Kardashians all in a tizzy and they went and printed and mailed hundreds of copies of their Christmas cards without noticing that a non-family member had slithered his way in. “What is Ryan Seacrest doing in the pic!!?” Kim Kardashian wrote on her blog. “Hahaha I love you to death Ryan, but it’s a bit of a stretch to call you a member of the Kardashian family, don’t you think?”
Maybe this was all a carefully calculated scheme plotted by Khloe, to keep Scott Disick out of the photo? Just look at her face in this photo. Khloe definitely looks like she is up to something. We all know she doesn’t much care for him and likes to slap Kourtney’s babydaddy around. Or maybe she was seeking revenge for a holiday card of years past, where her name was spelled incorrectly. Oops! Check it out in our gallery!
Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a baby boy, and although mom Kris Jenner may love being “pals” with her girls Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian, daughter Kim reveals that Kris secretly “loves” being a grandma. “The whole family is so thrilled, excited, and blessed to have Mason in our lives and we couldn’t have asked for a more perfect gift this Christmas,” Kim writes on her blog. “Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and I are officially aunties, Rob is an uncle, Bruce is a grandpa…and, well…mom is a grandma, and as much as she might say she doesn’t like being called one, we know she secretly loves it!” [Source: KimKardashian.com]
Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a baby boy yesterday, and that makes bootylicious Kim Kardashian an aunt. “I’m an auntie!!!” Kim wrote on Twitter. “My little Mason Dash Disick is here!!! We are so happy!”
Although the new aunt was excited about her new 7 pound, 6 ounce nephew, that didn’t stop the reality star and her mom Kris Jenner from a scheduled television appearance. Just hours after the birth, Kim and her mom were in front of the cameras for an interview on Chelsea Lately. “We’re really, really excited,” Kris said, being sure to mention that she and Kim were in the same outfits that they wore to the hospital.
Chelsea then joked about their publicity-addicted ways and said, “When I found out she went into labor and had the baby I said, “Oh, do we have to get a replacement guest?’ And my producers were like, ‘No, they would never miss a television appearance.”
“Never, never!” Kim agreed. [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]
Although she just became an aunt today when Kourtney Kardashian had her baby boy Mason Dash Disick, Kendall Jenner isn’t in her sisters’ shadows anymore. The younger half-sister of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney has jumpstarted her modeling career with a shoot for Forever 21. “Most of my closet is Forever 21,” says the 14-year-old, who recently signed with the Wilhelmina modeling agency as a teen model. Big sis Kim blogged about her sister’s new modeling gig: “Look at Kendall!!! How gorgeous does she look in these pics from her Forever 21 modeling shoot? We are all so proud of her!! She’s gonna be the next big supermodel!!” Check out outtakes on Kim’s blog! [Photo: Getty Images]
Although her sisters bashed Kourtney Kardashian’s mothering skills, it’s too late now: the oldest Kardashian sister has given birth to a healthy baby boy! In typical Kardashian fashion, Kourtney’s publicist made the announcement. “Kourtney just delivered a healthy baby boy,” her publicist said this morning, after Kourtney delivered Mason Dash Disick who weighed in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces and measured 19.5 inches.
This baby has had drama from the womb, with his auntie Khloe slapping his father Scott Disick and a camera-filled swag-happy shower that was all taped for reality TV. Welcome to the world little buddy: it’s gonna get crazy! [Source: E! Online; Photo: Getty Images]
Khloe Kardashian has a violent side, and according to her hubby Lamar Odom‘s ex/babymama Lisa Morales, the reality star is also – a liar?!
“Friends and family informed me of a recent cover story on Khloe Kardashian which had several inaccuracies,” Lisa revealed. “First of all it was reported that Khloe and my daughter Destiny have bonded. It quotes Khloe saying my daughter flew out to LA to meet Khloe when her and Lamar first started dating, that is…… basically a lie,” she continued. Check out the rest of Lamar’s babymama’s revelations after the jump!