Kourtney Kardashian is about to be a mom with a lot to learn, Khloe Kardashian is a wife, and Kim Kardashian is now an – actress? Kim guest stars on Monday’s episode of CSI: New York. Kim works it when she walks into a detective’s office wearing stilettos to defend her boyfriend, who is being accused of murder. Check out a video sneak peek of the episode after the jump! [Photo: Getty Images]
Khloe Kardashian can certainly behave like a beast when she is provoked! And big sis Kourtney‘s babydaddy Scott Disick really gets Mrs. Lamar Odom going. “Ya sperminated that woman!” Khloe teases Scott on a new episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kourtney gets annoyed and says, “I’m tired. I wanna go.” Not so fast! Scott rushes to Kourtney’s side and Khloe slaps him and screams, “Don’t touch her!” while a shocked Kim and Rob look on. Check out the video after the jump! Drama!
It looks like Kourtney Kardashian is giving our pal Alana Love a run for her money! The eldest Kardashian sister slipped on her favorite nightie from the pedophilia collection and posed seductively with her unborn spawn on display for the new Keeping Up With the Kardashians promo ad, stealing the thunder of our favorite pregnant BunnyRanch prostitute. While all this chaos was going on, her little sister Khloe tripped on her black feather boa and just happened to fall perfectly on her back with her legs in the air and her big phat new wedding ring posed right towards the camera. Oh and what about Kim? She’s still on top showing off her big round a**. Some things never change.
Kim Kardashian may be announcing that she has her ideal body, but little sis Khloe Kardashian isn’t quite where she wants to be physically. On Monday, Kim posted photos of her and Khloe in bikinis during a photo shoot for Quicktrim in Miami, but Khloe was in the dark that the photos were going public. “Honestly, I didn’t even know Kim had Twittered that photo,” Khloe says. “I was like, you didn’t even ask if you could twit-pics a bikini photo of me!”
Kim commented that she feels fit and happy with her body. “I really feel I have reached my fitness goal and now I am toned, fit, and at a healthy weight and I just need to keep it up,” she blogged. Khloe, however, feels she has more work to do. “Kim is at her weight goal. I am not,” Khloe says. Khloe admits being in love has been challenging when it comes to getting in shape. “I’ve gained a little love weight. But I know by this summer I will have my ultimate bikini body. But I’m still happy,” she says. [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: KimKardashian.com]
Khloe Kardashian’s married life looks like it is treating her very well, and her big sister Kim ain’t doin’ so bad either! The notoriously sexy brunettes headed down to Miami and slipped on some sexy bikinis to film a Quicktrim commercial, an experience Kim just had to blog about.
“The beach was so beautiful and we were having such a great time enjoying the sand and sun,” Kim writes. “I really feel like I have reached my fitness goal and now I am toned, fit, and at a healthy weight and I just need to keep it up!”
Yes, definitely keep it up girls. Looking good! [Source, Photos: KimKardashian.com]
Khloe Kardashian never so much as brought a guy home to meet her family, according to her mom Kris Jenner, but the first one she did – she married! “Khloe never brought a boy home to say hello, and in five days she was engaged, and I had nine days to plan a wedding,” Khloe’s mom Kris says. Khloe and Lamar Odum kicked off a whirlwind romance that ended in marriage a month from when they met. Although the wedding may have come as a shock, Kris must be happy now: the newlyweds have purchased an almost $4 million home with enough room to fit all the Kardashians! [Source: People; Photo: Getty Images]
Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom finally have a place to rest their heads. The couple have reportedly purchased a $3.95 million home in Tarzana, CA, with plenty of room for all the Kardashians to stay over. The 8,347 square foot home boasts seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms, features a dry bar, home theater, steam room, pool, spa, waterfall, cabana, parking for fifteen cars, gym, guest quarters, and office. The home is located Mullholland Park Estate on a 32, 717 square foot lot. With all that space, they have plenty of room to start popping out little Khlomars, which, according to Lamar, he hopes will happen “soon.” [Source: RadarOnline; Photo: Getty Images]
Although Kim Kardashian insists she wasn’t jealous when younger sister Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom after only a month of dating, she does admit she thought she would be the sister to wed first. “You know, I was with Reggie for years and Khloe met Lamar like a week before she was getting married. So I was like, ‘What is going on?!’ There definitely was a feeling of-not jealousy or anything like that-but a feeling like, ‘Ohmygosh I thought it was going to be me.’ And that’s just a real, natural feeling,” Kim told Ryan Seacrest on his KISS FM show.
Although she has since rekindled her romance with on-again beau Reggie Bush, Kim says no marriage plans are in the near future. “No, I’m definitely not planning my wedding,” Kim said, although she says their relationship is solid. “I’m really glad it turned out the way it did and that Reggie and I have gone through what we’ve gone through. I swear it’s so much better and has made us so much stronger as a couple.” [Source: E!Online; Photo: Getty Images]
You thought it was sexy when Audrina Patridge put some meat in her mouth when she was in that bikini, or when Paris Hilton soaked up a Bentley and then bit into a big juicy burger? Well, now Carls Jr. is kicking it up a notch and getting in bed with Kim Kardashian! The reality star is the latest celebrity pitchwoman for Carls Jr. – this time pushing their Carl’s Jr. Premium Salads.
“I’m always down for a burger. I love them and I eat them,” Kim says. “But this is the first commercial they’ve ever done for anything but a burger. The salads are healthy and it totally fits what I’m about right now.”
According to Kim, even though her ad is for a salad, it is just as piping hot if not hotter than those steamy burger ads. “I told them about my life and how I’m such a neat freak, but I love to have bed picnics – I put out my towel and eat in bed, and then when it gets all messy I take a hot bubble bath after to wash it off. You’ll see that sexy wow factor in this one!” [Source: People.com, Photo: Doria Anselmo]