Keeping Up With the Kardashians

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Kim Kardashian’s Maternity Style Evolution: Taking The Black, Game Of Thrones Style

Kim Kardashian Maternity Style

In today’s segment of our relentless Kim Kardashian’s Maternity Style Evolution coverage, we bring you the reality queen and her boo, traipsing off to lunch at Paris’ Palais of Tokyo. Once again, she’s swathed in monochrome color (these days its either black or white) and an insane amount of layers and textures. Leather, fur, knit– is she taking the black (shout out to Game of Thrones obsessives), or grabbing a croissant with her man? Kim. Please. Lighten your load and incorporate some color into your wardrobe, mama.

Ta-ta, until her next outfit!

[Photos: Getty Images, Splash News]

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Kim Kardashian’s Maternity Style Evolution: So Wrong, So Right

Kim Kardashian's Maternity Style

When Kim announced her pregnancy over the holidays, we were amped to see her take on mom-to-be fashion. Cut to the reality queen pumping around town looking vaguely like a dominatrix admin assistant, completely disinterested in tailoring her wardrobe to flatter her growing bump. Stick with us as we obsessively track the evolution of Kardashian’s mom-to-be style until Baby Kimye’s arrival!  Read more…

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Is Kanye West Making Kim Kardashian Leave Reality Television Because Of Their Baby?

Kanye West wants Kim Kardashian off of reality TV

Is it the end of the road for Kim Kardashian’s reality TV show career? Of course not, “momager” Kris Jenner would never let that happen, but it sounds like Kim’s baby daddy Kanye West is trying hard to make that a reality. Although he’s relatively tolerant of the famous family’s camera-friendly outlook on life, an insider close to the couple tell Hollywood Life that it’s not the life he wants for his child.

“I know deep down, [Kanye] isn’t trying to pimp out his baby like that,” the source says, creating a truly disturbing image in the  process. “He and Kim got way more than enough money to take care of 100 kids if they want to have that many. But he know that when it comes to Kim and her family, especially that mother of hers, it’s all business and that show is how they make their money. So he juggling all this [stuff] in his head right now, but he ain’t all hyped about it yet because [the filming] hasn’t gone down yet.”

The friend goes on to remind us that Yeezy is a dude who does his own thing, regardless of what other people might think.  “Kanye is a man who acts on his own! People need to remember that.” This is not exactly news to most of us. Remember the whole Taylor Swift VMAs thing? Or that Katrina telethon? Or…pretty much his entire career?

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Kim Kardashian Isn’t “Real” Enough For A Jenny Craig Post-Baby Weight-Loss Deal

Kim Kardashian won't be getting an endorsement from Jenny Craig after she has her baby

What a weird (wrong) world we live in when the first thing everyone asks about a pregnant celebrity is who will be paying her to lose her baby weight? But when that celebrity is Kim Kardashian, whose very fame relies on people paying her to live her life, we guess it’s not such an odd thing to speculate about. Which is probably why TMZ went straight to diet companies Medifast and Jenny Craig to see if they were considering a deal with Kim. The answer is nope, ’cause neither companies are interested in famous ladies at the moment.
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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Kim Kardashian Vows To Keep Her Baby Off Of Reality TV

Kim Kardashian won't sign a TV deal for baby

If you were hoping for that “very special” fairytale birthing edition of Keeping Up With The Kardashians you’re about to be really disappointed: Kim K has vowed to keep her baby with Kanye West off of reality television. This comes as surprising news to critics who view the entire Kardashian Klan as exploitive fame whores and attention seekers who will do essentially anything for ratings. Some have questioned the validity and sincerity of her relationship with West, as well as her true motive behind the pregnancy. However, TMZ reports that the couple are insisting on keeping that side of their lives to themselves to “ensure real privacy” for the unborn child. Either that or it’s a page from rarely seen baby Blue Ivy Carter’s playbook.

Despite this, Kim says that her pregnancy will definitely feature prominently on KUWTK. That’s more like it! Kimye intend to learn the gender of their child as soon as possible, which usually happens around the 16th week. Insiders say that the couple don’t care whether it’s a boy or a girl…but you can be damn sure that it’ll have a “K” name!

Although the family is notoriously close, brother Rob Kardashian sounded something of a sour note in People Magazine recently, criticising the fact that all of his nieces and nephews have so far been out of wedlock. “I’m so proud of my sisters, but I’ll be married before I have a baby,” he told the press while co-hosting a New Years Eve party in Miami. It’s an impressive moral stand from the guy who referred to his ex girlfriend as “Rita Whora.”  But it seems like Rob is forgetting one thing: Kim IS married! Just not to Kanye, but Kris Humphries. Details…

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Kim Kardashian Pregnant With Kanye West’s Baby, Somewhere Kris Humphries Weeps

Hold New Years, y’all, we’ve got even bigger news: Kanye West got Kim Kardashian pregnant! The rapper dropped the baby bomb last night during a concert at the Revel Casino in Atlantic City, where he refered to Kim as his “baby mama” in front of 5,000 fans, and gushed that “it’s the most amazing thing.” There had been rumors earlier in the week that Kim had joined the “extreme morning sickness” club, but stuff got real when fellow members of the Kardashian Klan took to Twitter to offer up their congrats.

“Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can!” wrote Kourtney Kardashian, who already has two young kids of her own. “Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!” Sister Khloe also sent her well wishes. “Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!!! LOVE is everything!!!” And of course, momager Kris Jenner got in on the action with a  lame pun: “Oh BABY BABY BABY!!”

Kim and Kanye have been dating since April, and they seem to have been pretty inseparable ever since. Kanye even wrote the song “Theraflu” for her, and rapped about her being his “perfect bitch.”  We imagine they’re pretty pumped about the whole pregnancy thing, but we can think of one guy who might not be: Kim’s technical-husband Kris Humphries. The divorce still isn’t final on their 72-day-marriage, and he’s long made it clear that he intends to fight Kim in court. We’ll have to wait and see how these latest developments will affect the case. Getting pregnant with another dude’s baby while they’re still not divorced might be enough to rile the Brooklyn Nets player.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Casting Fail: Kim Kardashian’s Ex-Husband To Appear On X Factor With Khloe Kardashian

Damon Thomas joins the cast of X Factor with ex-sister-in-law Khloe Kardashian

It’s no surprise that Simon Cowell is big on the drama. Whether it’s between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey, or even with himself and young Demi Lovato, the master media maker knows that nothing gets viewers like a big brawl. And it looks like there’s another storm brewing soon, as reports surface that Cowell hired music producer Damon Thomas  to appear on X Factor, along side Khloe Kardashian. What’s the big deal? He used to be married to Khloe’s sister, Kim. Ooof. Clever casting, or serious slip up? You be the judge.

Kim’s other ex has not exactly been keeping up with the Kardashian’s over the years, repeatedly slamming them in interviews. “She can’t write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media,” he said to In Touch 2010. And now that he’s going to be appearing as a mentor on the reality show with his former sister-in-law, we’re expecting the fists to fly. Or at least some seriously icy glares. “We’re sure Simon is going to have great fun with this,” an insider told RadarOnline. “You know the tension is going to be unbelievable between Khloe and Damon.” Let’s get ready to rumble…

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Kim Kardashian And Her Famous Derriere Turn 32 Today: Count Down Her 32 Most Bootylicious Looks

Kim Kardashian and her impossibly round backside are clearly taking over the world one exploit at a time, and we can’t bring ourselves to look away! It’s been almost six years since this reality star(s) busted out on the scene thanks to the sex tape she made with former boyfriend Ray-J. Then Kim and her derriere landed in more respectable households with the  E! series Keeping Up With the Kardashians. There haven’t been any more X-rated leaks, but Kim has literally bared it all in front of the cameras: From, her brief relationships with NFL star Reggie Bush and Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin to her even briefer 72 day marriage to … what’s his name again? Oh yeah, Kris Humphries, and now her six-month and counting relationship with rapper Kanye West. We have even had the privilege of seeing Kimmy from the inside out when she had an X-ray performed on season 6 of KUWTK to prove that her big ol’ booty is in fact real! The 32-year-old has seriously her hand (and rump) in just about everything you can think of. From endorsement deals, to her own perfume and fashion lines, everywhere you turn it seems like Kim and her well-endowed backside are not far behind. So in honor of her 32nd birthday, we ‘re counting down the star’s most bootylicious looks!

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[Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

The Kardashians Are Already Laughing About The Whole Kanye Sex Tape Thing

Kanye West might be pretty bummed out about his sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look-alike getting leaked to the world last week. In fact, there are some reports that he’s been moved to tears. But amazingly, the people who are the least freaked out by the whole thing are Kim’s family! According to a report from RadarOnline, the Kardashian’s think that Yeezy’s tape is “no big deal.” That’s cool, but it has to make Thanksgiving just a little bit awkward, right?

“All of the Kardashians love Kanye and they have told him that they don’t care that the report about his sex tape came out,” the source says. “Kris and both Khloe and Kourtney told Kanye that this isn’t anything to worry about, and since they dealt with Kim’s tape it is no big deal.” In fact, they’re even laughing at the fact that the girl looks so much like Kim. “They all joked that Kanye has a type!” HAHAHAHAHA…oh wait, that’s kind of weird.

Call us suspicious, but we have a pet theory about the mysterious appearance of this tape and the Kardashian’s Klan’s uber-chill reaction to it. Read more…

by (@JordanRuntagh)

A Serious Critique Of The Kourtney And Kim Take Miami Promo Bikini Video

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have already taken New York, and now they’re more than ready to take Miami! The reality sisters have released a poolside promo video for their upcoming spinoff, set to air this coming January. The bikini filled clip is getting us all hot and bothered, in more ways than one. There’s something sort of eerie and detached about the video, which features the voluptuous Kim diving into the deep end of a pool. Metaphor alert, anyone?

Things get weirder as she slides beneath the water and hostile voices from the upcoming season surround her. Is this a homage to Dustin Hoffman’s underwater isolation in the 1967 classic The Graduate? Is she drowning in negativity? The undertones of this simple bikini preview are surprisingly dark! Which is funny because the spinoff is set to mark the television debut of the newest Kardashian: little kitten Mercy! The sisters have been seen out and about filming for the new series while bringing the little fuzz ball along. And his cuteness is undeniable. So there you have it: crippling existential despair and kittens. It’s the Kardashian way!