Keeping Up With the Kardashians

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Kim’s Life Is One Big Poolside Vacation

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Apparently Kim Kardashian has a career where she does stuff to earn actual paper money (Monopoly money doesn’t count). What that career entails we aren’t sure, because the girl spends most of her time staging fake photo shoots at various pools around the greater Miami area. Seriously – who sits like this, ever? The last time we were poolside we covered ourselves in SPF 45 and hid under an Old Navy straw hat while we prayed no one noticed our bathing suit was from our high school days. Kim Kardashian makes us hate ourselves.

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Robert Kardashian And Angela Simmons: Depressing Date Night

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Robert Kardashian and Angela Simmons have denied that they’re dating, and for their sake we hope they’re telling the truth. The pair spent some quality time together getting pedicures this week, which is about as romantic as slaughtering a pig together (another great date idea, guys!).

While the pair is definitely a match made in D-List reality TV heaven, we can’t support a couple that looks this bored together right off the bat. Also, what’s sexy and romantic about dead foot skin? (Answer: not much.)

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Hey Now, Hey Now, Don’t Dream It’s Over

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have possibly broken up again. Let’s all say it together: “oh noessss!” How will Kim get married and have babies and, mostly importantly, find fodder for a new reality show? Sob. Here’s what Radar Online says: apparently the couple is “on the rocks,” after Reggie openly bitched and moaned about his relationship while at a photo-shoot for a sexy dude calendar. He then went out later that night and flirted with ladies all over the place.

When asked by paparazzi if he and Kim were still an item, he replied, “No more questions,” which of course all but confirms that they’re totally over and all hope is lost and love is a terrible, awful thing. If Reggie and Kim have split, what is left for us to believe in? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Kim Kardashian’s Day Off Looks Like Every Other Day

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Kim Kardashian (and her sis Kourtney) took a day off from her strenuous reality TV filming schedule to stretch out on a yacht while checking her Blackberry. Hilariously this looks like every other day in Kim’s life. From what we’ve seen (which embarrassingly, is a lot), ol’ Kimbo spends most her of time walking into gyms, getting mani/pedis, dining with her two sister-clones, and fawning all over her boyfriend Reggie Bush. Challenging stuff – and definitely deserving of a day off. [Snort.]

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Kim Kardashian Is Just Like Us! Only…Hot

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What’s worse: that Kim Kardashian is grounded enough to pick up her own dry cleaning, or that she looks so god damn good while doing so? Grumble. Yes, we’re jealous of just about everything going on in this picture: her perfect hair, the cute, cropped jacket; but mostly the fact that she has time to go get her dry cleaning and a manicure in one day, all while not wearing a sweat suit from 1995. Put on some sunglasses, ‘cuz you’re about to be blinded by our bitter envy.

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Inside Kim Kardashian’s OK! Photo Shoot

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We showed you Kim Kardashian‘s sexy OK! cover last week, but now you can see the sizzling inside photos of Kim prancing around the beach in different skimpy bikinis. Kim’s tough day at work took place in the Bahamas, where she showed off her post-Quick Trim body that is supposedly 15 pounds smaller than before. Check out our gallery of Kim’s photo shoot!

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Lamar To Khloe: What’s Mine Is Yours

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Khloe Kardashian is doing her part planning for two, so hubby Lamar Odom decided to do a little something to show his appreciation. After it was reported that the $4 million Tarzana, CA mansion that Lamar and Khloe live in was in Lamar’s name alone, the Laker rushed down to the courthouse and filed legal papers to give his reality star wife half the crib. And by the way, Lamar didn’t even have to do that! According to their prenup, Lamar has the right to keep his home in his name. Now this is true love! [Source: TMZ; Photo: Getty Images]

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Kourtney Kardashian Debuts Post-Baby Body

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Kourtney Kardashian just popped out little Mason Dash Disick, but the new mom looks like she already is getting back in shape. Sister Kim Kardashian was house-hunting over the weekend, and Mason and his mama joined in to offer an opinion on Kim’s potential new crib. Check out our gallery of Kourtney and baby Mason! [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Kim Kardashian Can’t Lose Her Cellulite

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Although she has been flaunting her figure on the cover of OK! and in Quick Trim ads, Kim Kardashian claims her trimmed down figure is not perfect. “I don’t have a problem telling people, ‘Hey, look, I have cellulite,’” she says. “I do everything in my power to fix it. I never said cellulite was cute. But I have it. I embrace it. I’m ok with it!”

Although Kim worked hard to get in tip-top shape, she said not everyone was happy about it. “I looked really toned,” she said of her Quick Trim ads. “I got a lot of flack for that. [People said] ‘Oh, don’t lose your curves! Why did you lose weight?…You look heavier when you’re on TV, so it’s better to get your weight down,” she said.

One person who loves her new fit lifestyle? Her boyfriend Reggie Bush! “I’ve been setting my alarm, getting up and going to the gym,” she says. “That, to him, is sexy!” [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]

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Khloe Kardashian “Planning – Not Eating” For Two

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Khloe Kardashian has had a lot of new things to get used to in a year, including becoming an aunt and wife, but the most challenging? Coordinating with her husband Lamar Odom‘s schedule. “I’m very independent. I’m very spontaneous. Now it’s like you gotta clear it with everyone’s schedule. That’s the only thing I’m not used to. I’m planning for two and it’s kind of weird,” the reality star said.

And although Khloe is planning for two, she insists despite the extra weight she’s carrying, she is not eating for two. “I’m not pregnant but I definitely want kids,” Khloe says. “I gained seven pounds of love weight. I think because Kourtney just had a baby that people are like, okay, either you or Kim has to, and I just got married so it comes natural.”

Although Khloe says she is ready for kids, she believes little ones will come along when the time is right. “I’m 25, so if it’s supposed to happen, it’s going to happen. And if I’m older and it hasn’t happened I’m going to be like, all right – let’s get this thing going. Right now, I’m good,” she said. [Source: People; Photo: Getty Images]