Kim Kardashian’s producers have thrown something of a curve ball in the midst of her divorce case with blink-and-you’ll-miss-it ex husband Kris Humphries. Keeping Up With The Kardashians producer Russell Jay has admitted in a 165-page deposition that several scenes in the program were “scripted, reshot or edited” in order to portray Kris in a bad light. Should be a slam dunk for his allegations of fraud, right? Not so fast.
Just when we think Kim Kardashian is going to make our eyeballs roll all the way back into our heads, thus forcing us to rush to the ER to receive treatment for Khronic Kardashian Syndrome, she goes and does a sweet thing like post photos of her dad on Twitter. “Taking it back old school… Me, Mom, Dad & Khloe,” Kim tweeted today, along with a childhood photo of herself with mom Kris Jenner, deceased father Robert Kardashian and the pudgiest, blondest toddler in the world, Khloe Kardashian. The fact that everyone looks amazing is the only clue that you’re looking at a Kardashian family portrait. Doesn’t everyone else in the world look like a total nerd in their childhood pics? You know, like Miley Cyrus’s family?
Kardashian also posted a snapshot of her brother Rob and their pops yesterday in celebration of Robert Kardashian’s birthday. “Wonder if they celebrate birthdays in heaven…if so I’m sure my dad is having the best birthday ever! Happy birthday dad,” she tweeted, adding late “Happy Birthday dad! Celebrating with angels.” Ah jeez, Kim. We try to leave…but you keep reeling us back in!
[Photo: Kim Kardashian’s Twitter]
It’s official: Kris Humphries could not keep up with the Kardashians. We’re sure you’ve heard by now that Kim Kardashian is divorcing him after 72 days of marriage. We guess she started feeling the old Two-and-a-Half-Month Itch. But that’s just the start of Kris’ troubles, because he’s also out of work! After becoming a “free agent” on the advice of soon-to-be-ex-momager Kris Jenner, chances are good that he won’t get signed in time to participate in the 2011-2012 NBA season. This leaves him both single and unemployed, and a prenup ensures that he won’t see a dime of Kim’s reality show millions.
But Kris fans shouldn’t fear, because the kind folks at Chippendales have stepped in! The male dancing organization has asked the former Mr. Kardashian to fill their celebrity MC spot at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, a position formerly held by 98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmonds. Despite the stunning legacy, there’s no word on whether or not Kris will take Chippendales up on their offer. Even if he doesn’t, we’re sure Kris will land on his feet. We can think of dozens of job opportunities available to the former ball player as the result of his marriage and subsequent public heartbreaking. Keep your chin up, Kris, and remember: When one door closes, another one opens. Check out the gallery below and see what we mean!
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