Lady Gaga Outfits

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Lady Gaga Now Moves On To BDSM-Inspired Everyday Wear

Lady Gaga Bondage Inspired Outfit To Mr. Chow

If you thought that Lady Gaga’s butt was all you were going to see of her, all the time, you were pretty darn wrong. Because her behind is not enough, people. Gaga wants you to see — which means, worship — all of her. While she wears BDSM inspired gear? Okay, we don’t know what we’re even saying anymore because we’re totally flabbergasted at Gaga’s choice of outfit worn to have dinner at Mr. Chow’s in Beverly Hills. And this is Gaga we’re talking about, so it would have to be a really freaky outfit for us to get … freaked out. So let’s try to deconstruct this one. She’s got her regular gazillion inch Alexander McQueen platforms on, as per usual. But the rest of her is a completely sheer stocking, worn over a sheer bra and a leopard print thong, trussed up by leather bondage strips criss-crossed all over her body? Have we got it? Oh yeah, and a belt. We have a couple of very logical questions about this.

1. How many people did this take to put on?

2. How does Lady Gaga pee in this?

3. If the stockings start laddering, she’s left with what on? Leather strips, a thong and that belt?

4.  Where’s Taylor Kinney?

5. Why, Gaga? Why?

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Related: Welcome Back To America, Lady Gaga’s Butt! We Missed You!

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Lady Gaga’s Hair Dress Impresses In Hong Kong

We feel like we haven’t had some meat from Lady Gaga in a while. And by that, we don’t mean meat dress. Or perhaps we do, in a sense. Crazy fashion is Gaga’s thing, and we realized today, that we had been deprived of it for some time, and we didn’t like that. But it’s almost like Gaga heard us and decided to throw us a bone while visiting Hong Kong to perform. Because look at what she put on to greet fans. We love how just her head looks like a genteel English woman’s in a Merchant Ivory production. Because neck down, it’s bananas of the best kind. How do we even describe this? Would purple hair dress cut it? It’s like the grown-up version of the “Cousin It” dress Gaga wore to the Oak Room in New York a year and a half ago. That dress had the sides of her body completely bare, but this one has a far sexier exposed back, which also gives us a peek at her tattoo. Welcome back, Lady Gaga. We missed this!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Related: Lady Gaga Is Shaggy, Half Naked And Oddly Fab

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Born This Day: Birthday Girl Lady Gaga’s 26 Prettiest Looks

Lady Gaga has become quite the queen of bizarre fashion. With daring ensembles including sparkling heelless shoes, peculiar wigs, facial horns and of course, red meat, the “Edge of Glory” singer is expected in at all times. It’s safe to say one of Gaga’s biggest jaw-droppers was when she dressed as Jo Calderone. Mama Monster loves to defy gravity and nature often.

But underneath the costumes and makeup, we sometimes forget that Lady Gaga also has striking features and flawless skin (which she attributes to spinach and sex). We often can’t see her true beauty under all that insanity — though we suspect that’s part of the point. But today, as Lady Gaga turns 26 and in honor of her birthday, we’d like to remind everyone that Gaga’s not just crazy, but crazy pretty! Here are 26 pictures of Gaga at her prettiest. Enjoy!

[Photos: Getty Images, Q Magazine, Twitter, Vanity Fair]

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Lady Gaga’s Last Fashion Moments Of 2011

We expected drama and a fair amount of crazy from Lady Gaga on New Year’s Eve, and the singer did not disappoint. It was like a representation of the 2011 Gaga fashion zeitgeist complete with incomprehensible hats, wigs and a hell of a lot of sequins. She was performing at Times Square in New York, and the outfit you see on the left is what she wore while making her grand entrance. How do we even describe that hat? Queen Amidala goes to the disco? While wearing a borderline bondage silver gown. That’s what we’re sticking with. In the middle, we have a spiked black catsuit with the shoulder pads-on-steroids, which is what she put on to perform on stage. And lastly, the photograph on the right is Gaga heading to her father’s new restaurant, Joanne’s, for a New Year’s Eve party. It’s what we’d like to call “What Marilyn Monroe would have worn in 2062.” And then 2012 rolled in and Gaga burst into flames and rose phoenix-like from the ashes … naked. We kid. But you know it might happen one day!

Related: Lady Gaga’s 50 Craziest Looks Of 2011

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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A Very Gilded Lady Gaga Gets Mobbed In Japan

Look at the crowd around Lady Gaga! She was at Shabu Shabu Restaurant in the nightclub district of Roppongi in Tokyo last night, as she’s in town to perform at ‘Music Station SUPER LIVE 2011′ at Chiba’s Makuhari Messe, tomorrow. When her fans got wind that she was there, as it’s one of her favorites spots to visit, they landed up en masse. And waited for her in the freezing cold, we might add. The photograph you’re seeing is the mania that ensued when Mother Monster walked out of the restaurant wearing a hardcore, metallic gold jacket and gloves.  There’s no mob like a Lady Gaga mob! Click after the jump to see a bonus picture of her outfit. Read more…

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Lady Gaga Takes Sydney!

The Haus of Gaga has landed in Sydney! But not everyone has an in. Gaga’s performing an exclusive show at Sydney Town Hall on July 13 and is in the country a couple of days in advance to prepare. But who is Mother Monster channeling down under? Is she a raunchy cop? Is she a debutante who decided to shock society by turning up in a sheer gown? Is she a loony aristocrat? That’s our understanding of the outfits she’s been wearing out and about in Sydney, but hey, we could be wrong? And to give props where they’re due, there’s not enough Spanx in the world that could make our bodies look that svelte in Gaga-outfit-three.

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Lady Gaga Visits Tokyo To Promote Tourism, Earthquake Follows

Lady Gaga, joined by the US Ambassador, gave a press conference in Tokyo earlier today to talk about her upcoming tsunami benefit concert in the city, as well as remind everyone that its safe to visit the country. “I would like to use my position here today and all week long to run around Tokyo enjoy the beautiful city and kiss all the beautiful little monsters and scream at the top of my lungs that everyone should come visit this beautiful place.” Because nothing says “nuclear radiation isn’t an issue” like a woman with neon green hair talking about “little monsters.”

If that wasn’t ironic enough, a 6.7-magnitude earthquake actually hit the area earlier today, though no major injuries or damages have been reported. Gaga showed off a cup at the conference reading “Pray For Japan” in Japanese, which she will auction to raise funds for the area. See photos of her press conference in the galley below.

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When Lady Gaga Met The Children

Lady Gaga, swathed in a red maxi dress, blue hair and a blazer, swept through Toronto airport yesterday. The blue hair had also made a rather raunchy appearance on Gaga’s nether regions the night before at the 2011 MuchMusic Video Awards. The singer’s progress towards her space ship was only halted by this little tyke here. We’re fans of this girl who looked rather terrified during her encounter with Gaga. This is how we imagine the conversation went.

Lady Gaga: LITTLE MONSTER!
Little Girl: *If I don’t look at her directly, maybe she’ll disappear*
Lady Gaga: Little monster, It’s me, Mamma Monster! Let me cocoon you with the surreal blanket of my love!
Little Girl: *Maybe I’ll start backing away slowly*
Lady Gaga: …. We’ll change the world one sequin at a time!
Little Girl: *Someone help me*
Lady Gaga: …Don’t be a drag, just be a Queen. Like me! To the spaceship!
Little Girl: MOMMY!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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What’s Blue And Hairy And Performs At Awards Shows?

The answer isn’t that surprising. It’s a blue, hirsute Lady Gaga at the MuchMusic Video Awards that were held in Toronto last night. There was a fair amount of celebrity action there, but Gaga as always grabbed the spotlight with her ‘interesting’ take on fashion. For a grand finale performance of “Born This Way,” the singer decided to accessorize her long aqua colored wig with blue fluffs of paste-on armpit hair and — the proof is in the pictures — pubic hair. Do keep this away from your bosses because apart from generating a massive WTF!, this could be considered NSFW! She literally had a blue merkin pasted on in the general area of the Brazilian. And that, ladies and gentlemen, answers the age of question of “does the carpet match the drapes”?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Lady Gaga Ziplines Over Central Park For Good Morning America

Well, here’s one way to avoid overzealous fans. Lady Gaga ziplined over the crowd in Central Park this morning, on her way to the Rumsey Playfield stage to sing “Bad Romance” for Good Morning America. Seeming tech issues meant she missed most of the song, but it certainly wasn’t any kind of Turn Off The Dark fiasco. Gaga went on to be interviewed by the GMA folks (her dream? “I would want to hang out with my fans and have it not be me”) and perform “Judas” and “Hair.” See video of her grand entrance after the jump and check out her outfits in the gallery below.

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